I'm interested in handin' out high-caliber spankings ta all O' ye filthy lil' punks out there that deserve 'em!
音樂
While I'm patrolin' tha streets of Boston in me Unhappy 'Gran-mobile', lookin' fer some bad-natured brats ta thwart, I listen ta me Sirius Satellite radio and that funny lad on channel 100. I also like a bit of Celtic music as well as a few OTHER classics... Frank Sinatra (Gotta love Ol' Blue Eyes, even if he ain't Irish), Glenn Miller and his orchestra, Dropkick Murphy's, Dean Martin, Johny Mathis, Shadows Fall, Tony Bennett and O' course... Slayer. Reign In Blood Baby!!!
電影
The Matrix, (tha FIRST one... those other two are utter shite) Boondock Saints, La Femme Nikita, The Professional,(AKA Leon) The Limey, Long Kiss Goodnight, Smokey and the Bandit (Part one & two), Darkman, Unhappy Gran'ma (laugh now... but mebbe someday) Fight Club, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang... Oh! Any movie by that funny young lad, Kevin Smith. I do enjoy his 'Silent Fat kid' character very much. I'll tell ye what else though... I have tha mind ta find that foul speakin' 'Jay' and wash his mouth out with a big bar of soap... or a grenade, 'cause I don't think soap is gonna be strong enough. I'm also lookin' forward ta watchin' tha new Batman movie this Summer (R.I.P. Heath)...
電視
I don't have much time fer T.V. with all O' me daily crime fightin'. Tha only shows worth watchin' are '24', 'Battlestar Galactica' and 'Lost'. This is tha ONE thing that Tom from Radbu and I can agree on! I can't wait fer '24' ta come back on so I can get me a solid dose O' Jack Bauer goodness! Oh, and 'Heroes' is alright too I suppose... but if I was on tha show it'd be alot better.
書籍
I read 'Captain Drew and his Crew of Two', published by Radbu Productions (www.radbu.com). It's tha only book that can get me ta fall sleep at night. Zzzzzz... just kidding boyos! I love that pistol-packin' rascal Spartanacus!
偶像
MESELF O' course... and that hunk O' an animal-lovin' hero, 'Hamster-Man'. That 'Captain Shenanigans' character is a REAL jackass though...
關於我： I hate talkin' about meself... but I suppose it needs ta be done fer those o' ye who don't already know me. First off, I'm not what ye might consider REAL per se'... I'm a comic book character. I know... I know... this news... it's absolutely shockin' ta ye. Trust me, I'm as real as ye need me ta be, darlin' buds. Anyhoo, I'm an eighty year-old Granny with the spunk and energy of a twenty year-old,(maybe even a nineteen year-old)! I've taken it upon meself ta be a crime fighter in me lovely city of Boston, Massachusetts. Ya see kids, tha town has been dealin' with some pretty strange situations and bad-mannered individuals lately and somebody really needed ta 'grab the stick behind tha shed' and take care o' things properly! Now I've got meself some o' what ye might call 'Super-powers' and I use 'em ta fight tha baddies, with me fists and feet mostly... but I do enjoy shootin' me guns if tha need arises and 'thank the Saints', it usually does! (Ahem) Well then, after a good toe-to-toe 'throw down' with tha minions O' evil, I'll usually get the urge fer an 'Irish soda' so I hit up tha local pub on me way home fer a nice, room temperature Guinness Stout,(they would NEVER serve it cold where I come from ye know)! Now as fer where I was originally from... I don't care ta admit it, but I guess ye can say that I was created in tha demented minds O' those two mental idgits; Tom Van Zandt and Markellus Ragans from Radbu Productions (www.radbu.com -GO NOW!) back a few years ago. Fortunately fer me, these two jokers together couldn't manage ta draw a believable 'stick-figure'! Unfortunately fer me, it was startin' ta look like I might never get ta be seen at all. Well call it the 'Luck O' the Irish', but a talented and able young lad by tha name of Matt Ryan, (www.mattsminestudio.com) was kind enough ta finally step up ta the plate,(or paper if ye like) and bring me ta two-dimensional, comic book life! Matty is currently drawing tha second issue as ya read this, so that book won't be ready fer a wee bit longer. Tha good news is that tha FIRST issue is finally HERE! Go on over ta www.radbu.com if ye don' believe me! Be sure ta be checkin' back here fer Radbu-related news, new pictures and content, includin' more lovely lil' tidbits O' info regardin' yours truly. By the way kiddies, just so ye know... all of tha art and content on this page is copyright and trademark protected, so ye cannot be displaying or using any of it without the permission of Radbu Productions. Feel free ta ask 'em though... they tend ta be fairly easy goin' 'bout these things. There ye go Tommy-boy. I did ye're stupid legal disclaimer thing. Are ye happy now? Enough with all O' tha formal mucky-muck... Let's get on with me Myspace profile!
我想認識： Villians... so I can unleash me crime fightin' skills on them and give 'em a darn good reason ta knock off all O' tha foul shenanigans and change their evil ways fer good! Oh! I'd also like ta meet Stan 'Tha Man' Lee,(founder of Marvel Comics) some day... I think he's a wicked hottie. Honestly though... I'd like ta meet EVERYONE! Ye don't have ta know me ta be me Myspace friend... Just add me already! What are ye waitin' fer? Go on and jump on tha Granny band wagon BEFORE it's tha 'cool', 'hip' or 'dope' (or whatever word ye kids are usin' these days) thing ta be doin'! I welcome all o' ye! Just remember kiddies... BEHAVE!
Hey Gran'ma, did you tell all of your Myspace friends that you'll be at Wizard World Philadelphia at the end of this month(May 30 - June 1)? I didn't think so. You really need to promote your new book better. -TVZ
Hey now! I will be attending the 'Free Comic Book Day' festivities at Most Excellent Comics, Enfield Mall in Enfield, Ct. THIS Saturday (tomorrow) from Noon to 4PM! I will be signing Unhappy Gran'ma #1 and handing out free (limited edition) preview comics to everyone who stops by. Come on down to visit me, get some FREE comics and pick up Unhappy Gran'ma #1 while your at it! It's probably gonna rain anyway... a perfect day to read comics!!! Noon-4 tomorrow (May 3rd) See you there! -TVZ www. radbu. com
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