About me: I'm Chelsea Humboldt and I'm the star of VeryBadPorn.com You should check it out! The trailer is here for you to see! Tell all your friends about my site!
VeryBadPorn.com
Chelsea Humboldt is a pussy the likes of which I have never seen. He called me in to a porn shoot and ended up crying about his lost childhood and picking his nose. I'll be interested to see if his career takes off. Check out his website...if you want to laugh. It is, indeed, Very Bad Porn.
oh hell yeah, VBP in NYC and all our duuurty places here.
that's hottt.
cuz it's super duuurty here.
super hottt and duuurty.
like in the gutters and subways and stuff.