Tyler Zerstören
"The road to hell is paved with dead Republicans"

Male
28 years old
Popular Socialist Jamahiriya of Croydon, London and South East
United Kingdom



Last Login: 11/18/2008
Mood: distressed Mood Image
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    Tyler Zerstören's Interests
General

MusicNine Inch Nails, Deftones, Incubus, VAST, Pitchshifter, A Perfect Circle, Rage Against the Machine, System Of A Down, Rammstein, Tool, Leftfield, Everlast, Jurassic 5, Faith No More, Sunna, Amon Tobin, Smashing Pumpkins, Beastie Boys, Ministry, Ohgr, Filter, Powerman 5000, Weezer


MoviesDavid Fincher, David Lynch, Kevin Smith, Takeshi Kitano, Takashi Miike, David Cronenberg, Christopher Nolan, Danny & Oxide Pang, Billy Wilder, Alfred Hitchcock, George Romero, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Guillermo Del Toro, Alex Proyas, Hideo Nakata, Hayao Miyazaki, Mark Romanek
TelevisionThe Sopranos, Six Feet Under, The West Wing, Spaced, My Name Is Earl, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Fawlty Towers, Black Books, Paranoia Agent, Samurai Champloo, Serial Experiments Lain, The Simpsons, South Park, Have I Got News For You, Frasier, Twin Peaks, TV Nation, The Awful Truth, The Adam and Joe Show, Ren and Stimpy, Rocco's Modern Life, House, Newman & Baddiel in Pieces, The Mary Whitehouse Experience, American Dad, Family Guy, Top Gear, Life on Mars, Dexter, Love Soup, Reaper, The Culture Show

BooksChristopher Fowler, George Foy, Michael Moore, Danny Wallace, Dave Gorman, David Kerekes, Michael Lesy, Jhonen Vasquez, Roman Dirge, Rob Kirkman, Ted Naifeh, Josh Howard, B. Clay Moore, Chynna Clugston-Major, Frank Cho, Scott Kurtz, Michael Turner, Garth Ennis, Warren Ellis, Grant Morrison, Judd Winick, Aaron Alexovich, Ron Marz, The Luna Brothers
HeroesBill Hicks, Isambard Kingdom Brunel, Joseph Bazalgette, Hannibal Barca


     Tyler Zerstören's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 3"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Writer/Director/Comedy Curmudgeon

   Tyler Zerstören's Schools
The University of Gloucestershire
Cheltenham, United Kingdom
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Film Studies / Media Studies
 

2002 to 2003
Sheffield Hallam University
Sheffield, United Kingdom
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Film Studies / Media Studies
 

1999 to 2002

   Tyler Zerstören's Networking
Film - Composition - Screenwriting


   Tyler Zerstören's Companies
Evenflow Productions
London, UK
Writer/Director/Evil Genius

2002-Present
F-5 Films
London, UK
Writer/Director/Shareholder/Kicking Post

2003-2006
Thought Juice Films
London, UK
Head of Production

2007-



Tyler Zerstören is suffering the hell that is new trousers

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   Tyler Zerstören's Blurbs
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I'm the guy that seems to have a point, yet nobody agrees with it because it isn't what they think. I'm the guy that everyone seems to want to kick off at for not being "like them", and I'm the guy that listens to bands and watches films that you can count people who know about them on one hand.

Gott weiß, daß ich nicht in Croydon wohnen möchte...
(That still doesn't scan the way I'd like...)

Still if you know me, or wouldn't hanging on for the ride, I'm sure there's something here that's worth hanging around for.

..

Although I should probably point out I'm not an arch-miserabilist once you get used to me.

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Tyler Zerstören's Friends Comments
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Nov 8 2008 7:06 AM

The CIA? Haha, nah. If you looked like that, no one would even see you standing there...
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Nov 7 2008 2:29 AM

Oh my God! You put up a display pic that actually has YOU in it....I think hell just froze over.
Haha!
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Nov 1 2008 4:50 PM

Yes, yes it is.
Are you trying to traumatize me?
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Nov 1 2008 3:56 PM

Anyone looking at that can tell SOMETHING'S not right.
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Nov 1 2008 2:30 PM

That is just wrong on soooooooo many levels.

Are you caffeinated yet?
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Oct 31 2008 4:10 PM

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm. net
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Oct 28 2008 2:53 PM

OH NOEZ!!!  CANNABALISM!
see more crazy cat pics
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Oct 28 2008 12:54 AM

I guess that would fall into both categories of tricks and treats, wouldn't it? Lol. Good find, sir, good find.
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Oct 26 2008 7:36 PM

Probably. Heaven forbid adults post something suitable for other adults.
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Oct 26 2008 7:30 PM

You're definitely right.
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Oct 26 2008 1:30 AM

Since you seem to like vomiting pumpkins (I'm sensing a theme here) I thought I'd add one more for you...

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Oct 22 2008 3:21 PM

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Oct 21 2008 2:06 AM

I could see her being a total closet domme. It's all about control you know......haha.
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Oct 20 2008 6:05 AM

Granted, she is smokin hot. But the whole evil, fanatic streak just kills it.
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Oct 15 2008 11:42 AM

Cannibal Holocaust?
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Oct 15 2008 11:28 AM

True, but if they started running disclaimers, every station would have to have them. TV isn't exactly substantial mental entertainment anymore.
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Oct 15 2008 11:15 AM

No, it's been way longer than that. I'd say probably not since five years after MTV showed up.
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Oct 15 2008 10:47 AM

Both, with a bit more significance on the second one. MTV just plain sucks.
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Oct 15 2008 10:35 AM

Ahahahahahahaha. How very apt.
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Oct 15 2008 10:27 AM

Eh, that is true. I stick to MTV2 if I ever watch tv, simply because they still play Beavis and Butthead at two in the morning.
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Oct 15 2008 9:15 AM

That's true, porn does have a different outlook on the word old, any sort of acting, really.

The difference? Not much. They both like underage and stupid.
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Oct 14 2008 7:27 PM

Who doesn't have a problem with older people.........so, what's your age limit? Haha.