Waking Lights: Thanks for requesting me! I listened to your, musical selections! You guys, really have a "KICK ASS" sound! "GRANNY LIKES!"
Strange coincidence!
I have, "Ice cream" & "Vicodin", every morning, "BEFORE BREAKFAST"!
No wait!
Scratch that bit of bad, 411!
What I meant to say was...
I have, "3 Ice Whiskeys", &, "A Morphine Drip", every morning "FOR BREAKFAST"! And, the occasional "Heart Shock"! Those usually, occur during a metal, show!
Sorry about the confusion!
You must realize, something? ??????????????????? When I figure out, what it is that, you must realize? I will get back to you!
I am 900 years old! Forgive a girl, will ya?
Keep on rocking in, "Wayne, New Jersey"! Your new, “OLD”, fan! "Jackie Generic" [ThE hEaVy mEtAl gRaNnY!] ~A ROCKER WITH A WALKER!~
Hey guys! Yeah DC was a lot of fun. The black and red is definitely an awsome place to play at. I'm sure we can set something up together here in blacksburg whenever you guys want to come back so really just let us know when is good for you. How did the rest of your tour go?
Hello from the Red Planet! May fireworks light up your sky! Sometimes music bounces from inside your head to the next dimension and sometimes it's right in front of you. Just grab the magic and go for broke! I've always prided myself on having a low IQ since I was made with cheap re-processed American parts and a third class robot brain. Did you ever hear a synthetic human spouting philosophy in his underwear? Mickey Microphone The Robots From Mars Checkout our Robomusic and Tall Tale.
PS You're invited to a cookout at the summit of Mount Olympus, the largest volcano on Mars and within our solar system. Bring your own marshmallows. PPS ZZ Van Hendrix says that he remembers you from a past lifetime...I think he was a pretzel. PPPS We're building a giant TV-Radio Internet Link on Mars so that we can pick-up your My Space Page. Don't want to miss anything. We’ll be watching you… Who do you think taught Superman to see through walls?
HAPPY BELATED ACROSS THE UNIVERSE DAY!!! From the ROBOTS FROM MARS
Music from Earth has been deliberately launched into space by humankind. Other than attaching a disc to a spacecraft or randomly broadcasting TV and radio signals, the Third Planet has never before attempted to share it’s musical culture with the Heavens. A Beatles song has been beamed out into the galaxy. NASA broadcasted the song, "Across the Universe", through the transmitters of its deep space communications network on the 40th anniversary of the songs recording at London's Abbey Road studios. February 4th also commemorated the space agency's 50th anniversary. The music was converted into digital data and sent on a 431 light year-journey towards Polaris, the North Star. The broadcast began its galactic crossing at 7 p.m. EST/February 4th 2008. Martian Side note: It might take awhile for the flower children around Polaris to respond to this broadcast. They prefer space polkas and hate all forms of technology.
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xx "On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where'd you get that banana?" - Mitch Hedberg
To whomever made the bed, thank you. To whomever left the note on the pink paper, it's Dorothy Parker, and don't think you're smart because you wrote down a poem flagged in my Norton Anthology... ha! You guys can have my multicolored tic tacs anytime, and wherever I end up, you'll have a home on the road anytime. Maybe I'll see you in July??? Thanks for the beautiful music and the silliness... Britni
I had the chance to talk to the band Darling with a front woman and the funniest guys you ever meet. So go and check it out in our blog title "How Darling Truly Plays" Plus don't forget to leave a comment we LOVE to talk to you guys and help spread the word about us!!!
Hey! Thanks for being friends with us :-) If ya get a chance, stop by and check out two new tunes from our upcoming album "Don't Be Like That", out June 10th!
