Tim Kern
Tim Kern
Tim Kern Penetration, not perforation.

Male
37 years old
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 11/12/2009
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    Tim Kern's Interests
GeneralTattoos. Art. Teratology. Pornography. Carnies. Serial Killers. Torture... Is there really anything else?
MusicFirewater, Mike Doughty, Nick Cave, Satanicide, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Superjoint Ritual, Cop Shoot Cop, Lovage, Mr. Bungle, White Stripes, Johnny Fucking Cash, Burzum, old Metallica, Marilyn Manson, No Means No, The Cows, CopShootCop, Heroine Sheiks, Tool, Lamb of God, Arch Enemy, Chimaira, Drive By Truckers, The Coup, Ween, Tom Waits, Misfits, Social Distortion, Soul Coughing, Slunt, Lollipop Lust Kill....
MoviesPan's Labyrinth, Battle Royale, Long Jeane Silver, Donnie Darko, Ichi The Killer, Blade Runner, Versus, Ringu, Snatch, Frailty, Hellraiser, Amelie, Fudoh: The Next Generation, Big Trouble In Little China, Crash, Versus, Coen Bros movies, David Fincher movies...
TelevisionI wish I was some snobby artist type that was too good for television. But I'm not. I watch it all the time.... CSI, MXC, surgery shows, forensic shows... I'm all over that shit like blowflys on a decomposing body. Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong is a guilty pleasure too....
BooksBattle Royale, Geek Love, The Contortionist's Handbook, A Hand in the Bush, City of Broken Dolls, Bad Boys And Tough Tattoos, Circus Of The Scars, Sell Yourself To Science, Fight Club, Books of Blood, My Alphabet, Johnny Got His Gun, Diary, The Encyclopedia Of Unusual Sex Practices, Ring, Illuminatus! Trilogy, Cows, High Life, Survivor, True Crime books...
HeroesMost people are self-centered bastards and wouldn't help another human being if it meant getting their nails dirty... My heroes are the ones who would show up with a shovel and garbage bags if you called them....
Groups: TATTOOED THOUGHTTattoo Rebels[::BYTE::]

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     Tim Kern's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:St. Louis, Misery
Body type:5' 8" / Average
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Tattoo Artist/Future Serial Killer

   Tim Kern's Schools
University Of Missouri-Columbia
Columbia,Missouri
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Fine Art
Minor: Art History
 

1991 to 1994
College For Creative Studies
Detroit,Michigan
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: Fine Art
 

1990 to 1991
Central Visual/perf. Arts High
St Louis,Missouri
Graduated: 1990
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1987 to 1990

   Tim Kern's Companies
Last Rites Tattoo Theatre
Hell, US
Tat Zapper
Black Eye Specialist

July 2002-May 2007
New York Scumbags
NYC, US
Knucklescraper

Tribulation Tattoo
New York Fuckin' City, NY US
Tat Zapper

May 2007-Present



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Rotten Carnie Bastard. Black Eye Specialist. Prestidigitator. Future Serial Killer. Neurotic Obsessive-Compulsive. Insomniac. Collects dolls and body parts.
All pieces are custom designed for the persons wearing them, so please don't copy. I am co-owner of Tribulation Tattoo, along with Liorcifer and Dan Marshall.

Our shop is located at 627 E. 6th Street, in the East Village, NYC.

We are still here, despite rumors to the contrary...

*Due to my hectic travel and appointment schedule, I'm not taking on NEW clients for a while... If you would like to get on a waiting list for a tattoo, please call 212-539-1953, and I will call you as soon as something becomes available. Clients with tattoos in progress will be scheduled as normal.
I get a lot of mail on MySpace, and it's very difficult for me to keep track of everything. I prefer to be contacted through our website, if possible. If I don't get back to you for a while, please write again.*


Who I'd like to meet:
For appointments at the shop or at conventions, please contact me at 212-539-1953 or through our website.

Tim Kern's Tour Dates:

Old School Tattoo Expo
November 13-15, 2009
St. Louis, MO

Guest appearance at Tokyo Hardcore Tattoo
November 24-30, 2009
Tokyo, Japan

Singapore Tat2 Show 2010
January 8-10, 2010
Singapore, Malaysia

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Tattoos By Max Egy

Maxwell Egy



Nov 8 2009 8:27 PM

thanks dude, yours look badass as well! Hope to see you in St.Louis, I'll be getting my hand tattooed by Timothy Boor. I know its going to feel great!
Tattoos by Lexy Monster @ High Class Tattoo

Lexy Monster



Nov 8 2009 4:27 PM

Tim, you are my hero <3
ROBERT LORENZ

Where insanity MEets art



Nov 7 2009 11:13 PM

just wanted to drop by and say thanks for getting krusty (brandon) in at the portland expo. (mt st. helens)  nice work, we cant wait to see it finished. robert. lunatic tattoo.
Neto

Neto Tats



Nov 7 2009 5:49 PM

Thanks for the add, nice works.

Neto
Pair-A-Dice Studios

JASON CRAWFORD



Nov 5 2009 3:22 PM

thanks for the ad
Kolya

Kolya Cain



Nov 5 2009 6:02 AM

I just wanted to tell you that your work is the most amazing I have ever seen. Maybe one day I will go to you to get something done. 
not ur friend!!

lx Gonzalez



Nov 5 2009 6:01 AM

thx 4 the add u got good work
BOBBY

BOBBY



Oct 30 2009 10:45 AM

Myspace Comments
Myspace Comments

Hazel Eyed...

Hazel Eyed...



Oct 28 2009 5:27 PM

I'm sending my regards to my fave tattoo artist.
PORTLAND TATTOO EXPO 09

Portland Tattoo Expo



Oct 14 2009 10:47 PM

I know I already told you thanks, but it really meant a lot having you in Portland!!

Hope to see you out here again,
Brandon
Haireisis Suicide

Haireisis Suicide



Oct 3 2009 11:41 PM

Hi Tim,

Once again, thank you for the piece of art you done on my throat.

It’s absolutely stunning and truly perfect. I totally love it!!

Take care,

Agnes

broken

broken



Sep 29 2009 11:11 AM

Hey Tim. Great to see you again. Killer tattoos as usual, even with little sleep! lol take care . See you next time
Hammer TWWK

Tim Howley



Sep 22 2009 2:42 PM

Waddup Dawg
nIk

Nik Muggli



Sep 14 2009 3:56 AM

I live in portland and see you will be attending the expo.  Let me know if you have any openings.  Any size of tattoo you have time for would be amazing.  This is a serious request. Thanks!
nIk

Nik Muggli



Sep 14 2009 3:55 AM

ould love to have an apointment with you in portland during the expo.  Thank you so much
Tommy Lee

Tommy Lee Wendtner



Sep 14 2009 3:55 AM

See you in a few days my friend...
Can't wait to hang with you again!

Long time no see,

Tom
juancarnage_666

Body- Piercer



Sep 13 2009 6:34 PM

Hi Tim once again.Please let me know how to get an appoiment for the next Londontattooconvention.Hope your answer............

Greetings from beyond.....................
PORTLAND TATTOO EXPO 09

Portland Tattoo Expo



Sep 13 2009 6:33 PM

Photobucket
Gemma

Gemma



Sep 6 2009 4:19 AM

you work is amazing!!!! see ya at the london convention!!
Jungle Dreamer

Hang Tran



Sep 4 2009 4:22 AM

*mwah!*
stefan

stefan



Sep 3 2009 4:06 AM

just wanted to say hi tim. im so impressed by your tattoo work. i hope to see you at some european convention next year, so we could work out some appointment ;)
take care dude!
Dan 666

Dan 666



Aug 31 2009 2:23 PM

That's great about the Award! Congrats & Beast of luck.
Donny Danger, Resurrected!

Donny Danger, Resurrected!



Aug 18 2009 3:08 AM

work is looking good, always good to see! cheers!
Dominick McIntosh

Dominick McIntosh



Aug 18 2009 3:07 AM

It was an honor to meet you at the Seattle Expo, and that hand tattoo was sick!
Tattoos by Lexy Monster @ High Class Tattoo

Lexy Monster



Aug 18 2009 3:07 AM

Blaah... I want you to do my sleeve so baaaaaddd
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