About me:

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In the words of the great Peter Steele, "Jesus Christ looks like me." Well, except that he would have to have really existed to look like anyone, much less look like me. And if he did exist... he would have actually looked more like Osama bin Ladin than anything like me. No, he wouldn't have been black in the African-American sense of the word, but he would have been a dark-skinned, dark kinky-haired dude with really bad teeth and really bad body odor. But Jesus doesn't stink. You have to exist to stink.




But fortunately for the fans of anti-Christian humor, I look very much like the standard Southern Baptist/Catholic version of Jesus. You know that long-haired, hippy Jesus everyone loves... even if they have no idea what he supposedly preached when he was supposedly alive about 2K years ago.