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I'll Be Right Black, You Stay White Here...
Black / Female / Stand-Up
We Need More Black Secret Service!

Male
28 years old
Queens, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 6/16/2009
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BioI'm from Las Vegas, NV. I went to theatre school at Boston University. I did a play on Broadway. I've been in commercials. I perform at colleges. I was a featured comedian in the 2006 HBO Comedy Festival in Aspen, CO. I've never done drugs. I think I have a sleeping disorder.
InfluencesThe Great Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, Bill Hicks, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Robert Townsend, Lord Buckley, Harold Pinter, Keith Johnstone, Paul Sills, Steve Martin, Quincy Jones, Prince, Michael Jackson, Busta Rhymes, Outkast, EWF, Phillip Glass, Langston Hughes, Morgan Freeman, Ben Vereen, too many comics/actors/writers working today to name, my dear JJ. AND OF COURSE MY SILLY BILLY OF A MOTHER!!! She's on Myspace now...its over.
TV ShowsMTV, VH1, FUSE, Comedy Central, Law Order, Various Commercials.
FilmsCloverfield, Black Dynamite.

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Groups: Las Vegas Academy of International Studies, Performing, and Visual Arts- Alumni GroupBSCRichard Pryor is GodNew York ComediansNew York Underground ComicsGrammatically Correct ComedyComedians of MySpaceNYC Underground Comedy Fest

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     I'll Be Right Black, You Stay White Here...'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Las Vegas, NV
Body type:5' 11"
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Actor/Comedian

   I'll Be Right Black, You Stay White Here...'s Schools
Boston University
Boston, MASSACHUSETTS
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Acting
 

1999 to 2003

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Theatre - Drama - Acting

Television - Talent - Comedian

Film - Drama - Acting



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The Shark Show - Aug 5, 2006
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About me:

A voice of change in Black Comedy

My Coke Zero Commercial

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baron vaughn is so much more from kschaal on Vimeo.

Who I'd like to meet:
All the players, the haters, the massive instigators,
the faders, negators, and certain kinds of traitors
Nader, James Spader, the movers, the shakers,
the butchers and bakers and candle stick makers
the Lakers, Ella and Chet Baker, for goodness sakers,
nay sayers and their 15-20 shares of layers,
the cruel, the fair and i can't forget the mayor,
great cake makers, cheap late fakers,
thankless takers and mutant leaf rakers,
the sailors of the freights with the crates agape (with Yager),
keepers of gates where a gator fights a satyr,
while Golda Meir keeps it spare says a prayer at Seder.

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elbow macaroni





Mar 25 2009 4:05 AM

Congrats on the show!
Jessica





Mar 11 2009 12:45 AM

I hope you are in the Cloverfield sequel!
v í ¢ t õ ® í æ





Mar 10 2009 6:20 AM

i'm still in love with u.

i just wanted u to know.

xo
eli





Mar 9 2009 2:32 AM

Just wanted to say hello .
Jessica





Feb 7 2009 5:41 PM

thanks for the ad
U fn raq
King Hell





Jan 26 2009 2:01 AM

Hey Baron V,

We hope you've been leading the decadent life in 2009! And speaking of decadence, next Saturday, 1/31, we're returning to Arlene's Grocery in NYC to play a show of all our new songs--and we're offering select King-Hellions like yourself $2-off tickets. Just let us know you're coming and we'll put ya on the discounted list. Be the first to hear such tastefully named tunes as Retarded Forces of Doom, and Bad Motherfucker! Hope to see ya there, helping us in our never ending quest to lower the bar for all humanity ;-)

King Hell at Arlene's Grocery on 1.31.09
Sarah New Page





Jan 26 2009 11:20 PM

Things are going okay down under. Its been quite HOT the past couple of weeks.. Its okay coz all of Australia has an awesome tan lol.
I hear its really cold in your part of the world right now aye?
Dan Cummins





Jan 26 2009 10:13 PM

Things are good you funny mofo. I'm jealous - South Beach sounds a lot better than Spokane. It's freezing here! We gotta catch up soon. On the telephone. Or in person. Or through the medium of astral projection.
Eric I





Jan 22 2009 6:37 AM

Fancy seeing you in the Financial District.

My bill is the the post.
adam.loves.tv





Jan 22 2009 6:02 AM

B-ron!
(that's a nickname for 'Baron,' not an omitted 'a')

It's been a while since I met you in Oswego that one time. You remember right? You were in Oswego, and it was all the past and stuff.

Anyway, you make it out to L.A. at all for gigs, etc.
?
Gab Bonesso





Jan 15 2009 5:15 PM

Eric I





Jan 14 2009 6:00 AM

CONGRATS ON FINISHING SECOND IN A CROWDED TALENTED FIELD OF FIFTEEN IN ERIC I's COMEDY SHOWDOWN SEMI-FINAL 2 (of 4) LAST NIGHT, BARON!

SEE YOU ON:

TUESDAY, JULY 14TH (7:00 to 9:00 @ OCHI'S)

FOR THE *FINAL* CHAMPIONSHIP SHOWDOWN FOR FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS OF MY MONEY, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE ILLUSTRIOUS TITLE OF:

2008-2009's BEST COMIC IN NYC (IN ERIC I's AUDIENCE'S OPINION)!

Peace On You, Baron - Always a Pleasure,

E to the I
Eric I





Jan 13 2009 2:38 PM

ATTENTION BARON VAUGHN FAN CLUB!

COME OUT AND VOTE FOR THIS HILARIOUS MOTHERFUCKER THIS EVENING, SO HE CAN WIN MY $500 SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO KEEP RELYING ON RESIDUALS FROM SODA COMMERCIALS!

READ ON FOLKS!

Eric I's $500 Comedy Showdown is kicking into high gear!

It's the SEMI-FINALS!

The Top *FIVE* Finishers Will Advance Into The $500 CHAMPIONSHIP SHOWDOWN!

And if *YOU* are a *COMIC* and YOU show up and enjoy this ***FREE ADMISSION*** show, then YOU AUTOMATICALLY get a booked spot on a future show on the contest (in Season 3 - starting TU 1/27 and running into March) of YOUR CHOOSING!

COME ONE! COME ALL!

WHEN: THIS EVENING! (7:00 o'clock SHARP!)

WHERE: OCHI'S @ COMIX !

ADDY: 353 WEST 14th Street @ 9th Ave

SUBWAY: A/C/E/F/L/1/2/3 to 14th St

Here's the great line-up YOU WILL GET TO SEE FOR FREE!!!!!! (*AND* get YOURSELF an automatic BOOKED SPOT for this super-duper Contest Show for your choice of JANUARY, FEBRUARY or MARCH!):

(01) ***JOE DEROSA*** (HBO's "DOWN & DIRTY" AND "COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS!")

(02) ***MOODY McCARTHY*** (JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE! *AND* LAST COMIC STANDING!)

(03) ***BARON VAUGHN*** (COMEDY CENTRAL'S LIVE AT GOTHAM, COMEDY CENTRAL'S "WEEKLY EVIL!")

(04) ***TAYLOR WILLIAMSON*** (LATE LATE SHOW WITH FERGUSON! *AND* TRL!)

(05) ***LIZ MIELE*** (COMEDY CENTRAL'S "LIVE AT GOTHAM!")

(06) ***DAN CURRY*** (LAST COMIC STANDING!, FOX's "RED EYE!")

(07) ***MADDOG MATTERN*** (XM/SIRIUS!)

(08) ***LEAH BONNEMA*** (XM/SIRIUS!)

(09) ***MIKE DRUCKER*** (SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!, THE ONION!)

AND TEN MORE EXCELLENT COMICS WHO HAVE ALSO *ALREADY* WON THEIR RESPECTIVE FIRST ROUND MATCH-UPS!

SO GET YOUR ASS TO OCHI's @ COMIX @ 14TH STREET @ 9TH AVENUE *THIS* EVENING @ 7:00 SHARP AND

VOTE

FOR

BARON!!

(and get YOURSELF A FREE BOOKED SPOT!)

See You At Seven,

Eric To The I
Sarah New Page





Jan 13 2009 5:17 AM

G'Day sir.. its been awhile !! I know this is very late but Merry Christmas and Happy New Year !! How you been? Hope all is well.
Take Care
Chagmion





Jan 6 2009 2:17 AM

hey, why am I so low on your friends list? well, at least I'm above "Meowskers"...
Deanna Rilling





Dec 29 2008 11:15 PM

Frick. Being that I don't have a TV, I just caught your Captain Morgan commercial at a friend's house last night.

Have you been working out? You looked buff.
;)
Eric I





Dec 31 2008 6:50 AM

Congr​atula​tions​,​ Baron!​

You finis​hed FIRST in a crowd​ed field​ of fourt​een last night​ to advan​ce to the SEMI-​FINAL​S of:

"​Eric I's $​500.​00 Comed​y Showd​own!​"​

WHERE​:​ Ochi'​s @ Comix​ @ 14th St @ 9th Ave

WHEN:​ TUESD​AY,​ JANUA​RY 13th

TIME:​ 7:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m. (THE WHOLE​ TIME!​)​

The Top FOUR Finis​hers from your Janua​ry 13th Semi-​Final​ advan​ces to The CHAMP​IONSH​IP SHOWD​OWN - winne​r of THAT wins FIVE HUNDR​ED BUCKS​!​

So put that on your calendar in blood, and get ready to rumble!

Great​ seein​g you as alway​s,​ Baron!​

Congr​ats Again​ and Happy​ New Year,​

Eric to the I
Doug ECKS





Dec 30 2008 6:25 AM

I am bummed that it turns out that I am a biter. I had no idea. Good looking out though. I was gonna reshoot it and YouTube the hell out of that thing. Le Sigh.
Fri





Dec 21 2008 9:45 AM

THE CAPTAIN IS TOTALLY IN YOU. And not in the way I expected. O_o SCANDAL.
Taylor Connelly





Dec 21 2008 8:37 AM

I missed the time you came to Mottley's...any idea on when you'll be back in Boston?
Crystal





Dec 18 2008 9:04 PM

ummm ok yeah i was.
why? is that offensive to you? glad to see your well! xo
Crystal





Dec 18 2008 3:46 AM

Happy Birthday!! xo ;) thinkin about the old spaha dayzzz...miss ya!
Jenno





Dec 14 2008 3:29 PM

She's going to be there March 16-21. Crazy huh? If it helps, she's already been clubbing with Erin and Deanna.
Damien Bassman





Dec 13 2008 7:10 AM

Cap't Morgan now!? I love that my friend is a super-star. Hey - I'm in DC till Jan 12th.
Let me know if you're performing here because I got nothing to do after my show every night!!
Jenno





Dec 11 2008 6:48 AM

Julie is heading to NYC for spring break. She's finally 21 and looking for some good comedy! She's gonna e-mail you for some recommendations.

BTW, were you one of the super heroes on choc. news this week? I swear it looked like you, even had the old bumble bee tuna moves...
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