I'll Be Right Black, You Stay White Here...'s Comedian Bio
Bio
I'm from Las Vegas, NV. I went to theatre school at Boston University. I did a play on Broadway. I've been in commercials. I perform at colleges. I was a featured comedian in the 2006 HBO Comedy Festival in Aspen, CO. I've never done drugs. I think I have a sleeping disorder.
Influences
The Great Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, Bill Hicks, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Robert Townsend, Lord Buckley, Harold Pinter, Keith Johnstone, Paul Sills, Steve Martin, Quincy Jones, Prince, Michael Jackson, Busta Rhymes, Outkast, EWF, Phillip Glass, Langston Hughes, Morgan Freeman, Ben Vereen, too many comics/actors/writers working today to name, my dear JJ. AND OF COURSE MY SILLY BILLY OF A MOTHER!!! She's on Myspace now...its over.
TV Shows
MTV, VH1, FUSE, Comedy Central, Law Order, Various Commercials.
Films
Cloverfield, Black Dynamite.
I'll Be Right Black, You Stay White Here...'s Interests
Who I'd like to meet: All the players, the haters, the massive instigators, the faders, negators, and certain kinds of traitors Nader, James Spader, the movers, the shakers, the butchers and bakers and candle stick makers the Lakers, Ella and Chet Baker, for goodness sakers, nay sayers and their 15-20 shares of layers, the cruel, the fair and i can't forget the mayor, great cake makers, cheap late fakers, thankless takers and mutant leaf rakers, the sailors of the freights with the crates agape (with Yager), keepers of gates where a gator fights a satyr, while Golda Meir keeps it spare says a prayer at Seder.
I'll Be Right Black, You Stay White Here...'s Friend Space (Top 38)
I'll Be Right Black, You Stay White Here... has 3250 friends.
We hope you've been leading the decadent life in 2009! And speaking of decadence, next Saturday, 1/31, we're returning to Arlene's Grocery in NYC to play a show of all our new songs--and we're offering select King-Hellions like yourself $2-off tickets. Just let us know you're coming and we'll put ya on the discounted list. Be the first to hear such tastefully named tunes as Retarded Forces of Doom, and Bad Motherfucker! Hope to see ya there, helping us in our never ending quest to lower the bar for all humanity ;-)
Things are going okay down under. Its been quite HOT the past couple of weeks.. Its okay coz all of Australia has an awesome tan lol. I hear its really cold in your part of the world right now aye?
Things are good you funny mofo. I'm jealous - South Beach sounds a lot better than Spokane. It's freezing here! We gotta catch up soon. On the telephone. Or in person. Or through the medium of astral projection.
COME OUT AND VOTE FOR THIS HILARIOUS MOTHERFUCKER THIS EVENING, SO HE CAN WIN MY $500 SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO KEEP RELYING ON RESIDUALS FROM SODA COMMERCIALS!
READ ON FOLKS!
Eric I's $500 Comedy Showdown is kicking into high gear!
It's the SEMI-FINALS!
The Top *FIVE* Finishers Will Advance Into The $500 CHAMPIONSHIP SHOWDOWN!
And if *YOU* are a *COMIC* and YOU show up and enjoy this ***FREE ADMISSION*** show, then YOU AUTOMATICALLY get a booked spot on a future show on the contest (in Season 3 - starting TU 1/27 and running into March) of YOUR CHOOSING!
COME ONE! COME ALL!
WHEN: THIS EVENING! (7:00 o'clock SHARP!)
WHERE: OCHI'S @ COMIX !
ADDY: 353 WEST 14th Street @ 9th Ave
SUBWAY: A/C/E/F/L/1/2/3 to 14th St
Here's the great line-up YOU WILL GET TO SEE FOR FREE!!!!!! (*AND* get YOURSELF an automatic BOOKED SPOT for this super-duper Contest Show for your choice of JANUARY, FEBRUARY or MARCH!):
(01) ***JOE DEROSA*** (HBO's "DOWN & DIRTY" AND "COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS!")
(02) ***MOODY McCARTHY*** (JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE! *AND* LAST COMIC STANDING!)
(03) ***BARON VAUGHN*** (COMEDY CENTRAL'S LIVE AT GOTHAM, COMEDY CENTRAL'S "WEEKLY EVIL!")
(04) ***TAYLOR WILLIAMSON*** (LATE LATE SHOW WITH FERGUSON! *AND* TRL!)
(05) ***LIZ MIELE*** (COMEDY CENTRAL'S "LIVE AT GOTHAM!")
I am bummed that it turns out that I am a biter. I had no idea. Good looking out though. I was gonna reshoot it and YouTube the hell out of that thing. Le Sigh.
Cap't Morgan now!? I love that my friend is a super-star. Hey - I'm in DC till Jan 12th. Let me know if you're performing here because I got nothing to do after my show every night!!
