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Bastard Keith

		Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls! Male 30 years old BROOKLYN, New York United States Last Login: 11/7/2009
Mood: adored
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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/bastard_keith

Bastard Keith's Interests

General	Wine, women, song and wine. And burlesque and wine and beer.
Music	If it's good enough for me to sing, it has a spot in the pantheon.
Movies	The last one I watched was Oceans 11. The original, you philistines! And also this porn about a particularly saucy insurance claims adjuster, though that one put me to sleep.
Television	Leave me alone.
Books	The Decameron, Tom Jones
Heroes	Me.

Bastard Keith's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	A Mexican Jewish Village of no importance
Body type:	6' 3" / Average
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Atheist
Zodiac Sign:	Taurus
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Children:	I don't want kids
Education:	Grad / professional school
Occupation:	Crooner
Income:	Less than $30,000

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Theatre - Music - Vocals
Perhaps the greatest singer who has ever lived. Next to Paul Anka.

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Bastard Keith's Blurbs

About me:
I sing. I drink. I talk. Deal with it.

"A variety favorite." - Time Out New York

"The burlesque scene's darling...he's a delight and a wonderful host with great charisma, and could be a whole show himself." - The Fab Marquee

"So what makes 'Revealed' different? First and foremost is the youthful energy, irony and faux sophistication of the emcee, Bastard Keith." - New York Theater Wire

"FINALLY an MC who really knows what those letters stand for...This guy does tired Frank tunes with the gusto of a college kid in the closet auditioning for the Spring musical. And he can ad-lib with the best of them." - Cultural Capitol

"An affable fellow who, between sips of the finest rotgut whisky from Philly, even managed to get a laugh out of mentioning 9/11. No mean feat." - New York Press

"The engaging Bastard Keith is a jolly host (he's funny and he can sing, too!)" - blogcritics.org

Who I'd like to meet:
People of talent, taste and excellence. And a few alcoholics and hussies.

Bastard Keith's Friend Space (Top 24)

Bastard Keith has 377 friends.

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Doc Wasabassco

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Anita Cookie

Naughtia Nice

Legs Malone

GiGi La Femme

Creamy Stevens

Angie Pontani,MISS EXOTIC WORLD & MISS CYCLONE!

Peekaboo Pointe

World Famous

Lola Pearl

Revealed Burlesque

Tigger!

Little Brooklyn

delirium tremens

Amber Ray

Marlo Marquise

Joey Nova

Pretty In Pink

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Wasabassco Burlesque	Nov 5 2009 3:28 PM WASABASSCO BURLESQUE’ 5th ANNIVERSARY SHOW THIS SATURDAY NIGHT! The Greatest Burlesque Show In The World is throwing the grandest, wildest, sexiest, most stupendous party of the year. Join over 25 of burlesque's most dazzlingly performers at Brooklyn's Bell House for a night that will leave the building shaken, bystanders demolished and bras all over the floor. wasabassco.com
The Hydes Online Now!	Nov 2 2009 11:07 PM This Wednesday November 4th, SEE MIND BENDING ROCK AND ROLL THE HYDES at the Legendary DON PEDRO in Brooklyn 12p - THE HYDES 11p - THE CHOICES 11p - TIGHT WHITE JEANS 10p - HUMBLOT FROG 09p - BRICK MOWER It promises to be aghast! And as always, Don Pedro has cheap beer, and billiards in the basement. $6 - 90 Manhattan Ave, Brooklyn BE THERE, OR FOREVER WALK THE EARTH IN SORROW
The Hydes Online Now!	Oct 13 2009 7:44 PM You Rock and The Hydes Love You For It
Burlesque Community	Sep 21 2009 3:45 PM FESTIVAL FOTO FRENZY! We want to hire you! That’s right, BurlesqueCommunity.com will pay you to upload your photos and videos taken at either the New Orleans Burlesque Festival or the Montreal Burlesque Festival. After two weeks traveling from festival to festival and sponsoring two great events the staff of BurlesqueCommunity wants your help sharing the fun with everyone in the community. Please upload your photos and videos from the New Orleans Burlesque Festival and the Montreal Burlesque Festival this week. As a special incentive for anyone who uploads a photo of a performer featuring one of the fashionable red & white canvas tote bags featuring the BurlesqueCommunity logo we are paying a premium. Beginning today, September 20, 2009, at 12noon EST all members are invited to update and add festival content to their profile and be paid for their efforts. George "The Administrator" of BurlesqueCommunity.com who made appearances at both events announced the promotion at the conclusion of last night’s performance in Montreal. He said, “Our support of Burlesque Performers is one of both time and money.” He added, “Based on the current membership of the site this promotion represents another US$2,700 commitment and one that will be beneficial for the entire community.” BurlesqueCommunity.com will pay, via PayPal, to each member of the site a participation fee as per the following: festival videos = $1.00 ea., festival photographs = $0.10 ea., photos of a performer holding a BurlesqueCommunity canvas tote bag = $2.00ea., referral of a new performer not already listed = $5.00. Rule & Guidelines: All submissions must be directly related to burlesque performance, modeling or production, must not be duplicates or previously uploaded items or other’s copyrighted material and must be uploaded no later that 6pm EST September 25, 2009. BurlesqueCommunity.com reserves the right to deny payment based on any content deemed inappropriate for the site.
Dimie Cat	Sep 14 2009 7:12 AM
Ruby Champagne	Sep 4 2009 9:04 PM Hi darlin'! Hope you're doing fantastic! Have a great Labor Day Weekend!! Respect, Love & Shimmies! Ruby Champagne
BURLESQUE NOUVEAU	Aug 23 2009 4:46 AM
Revealed Burlesque	Aug 17 2009 6:10 PM Pictured L-R: Nasty Canasta sitting in for Kobayashi Maru, Clams Casino, GiGi La Femme, Peekaboo Pointe and Ruby Valentine. Photo by Luke Ratray *Wednesday, August 19th at 10:00pm, $20.00 UNDER St. Marks Theater, 94 St. Marks Place, New York, NY August's show will feature WET & wild performances by: The Girl Dreams are Made Of GiGi La Femme, The Mysterious Ms. Tickle, The Exotic Temptress of Tease Nikki Le Villain, stepping in for The Borg Queen of Burlesque Koybayashi Maru is Nasty Canasta, The Girl with the 44DD Brain, Burlesque's Newest Striptease Sensation Sapphire Jones and in her Revealed Burlesque Debut, The Girl with the Curves AND the Angles, Jezebel Express! Hosted by the charming and inebriated, Bastard Keith and his Salacious Stage Kitten Sidekick, Your Gibson Geisha Girl Fantasy, Madame Rosebud! Tickets are available by calling SmartTix at 212.868.4444 or online here. Pssst! Are you a Burlesque/Variety performer? Email revealed.burlesque@gmail.com for a discount code!**
Psychedelic Disco Angels	Aug 8 2009 5:46 PM Hey, just stopped by to say Hi(!) and hope your havin' a great summer! If you're out in the city tonite, catch us at The Delancey around 10pm for a funky, tripped out audio love jam ;) Peace and Love, PDA
Burlesque Community	Aug 2 2009 2:14 AM Follow us at twitter.com/BurlesqueComm Or better still, log in to BurlesqueCommunity.com and let the entire community automatically know what makes you tweet and twirl!
Andy Hearn	Aug 1 2009 9:38 AM Hi, just dropping by to say Thanks for being a friend on myspace, if you can find time let me know if you like the songs, be great to hear back from you, all the best, andy
Nikki le Villain / Maiiah-Serpent Dancer	Jul 27 2009 4:16 PM
Revealed Burlesque	Jul 12 2009 10:49 PM .. Pictured: Sitting in for Kobayashi Maru, Nasty Canasta; Ruby Valentine; GiGi La Femme; Clams Casino and Peekaboo Pointe - Photo by Luke Ratray REVEALED RETURNS, Wednesday, July 15th, 2009. July’s 2nd Anniversary Show will feature sultry performances by: The Girl Dreams Are Made Of, GiGi La Femme; NYC’s Most Delicious Dish, Clams Casino; Delinquent Darling, Peekaboo Pointe; The Borg Queen of Burlesque, Kobayashi Maru; The Five Alarm Fire of Burlesque & Miss Coney Island 2009, Gal Friday; and in her Revealed Burlesque Debut, Chairman of the Broad and Miss Exotic World 2004, Dirty Martini! Hosted by the maniacal rapping four-eyed devil, Schaffer the Darklord (filling in for our beloved Bastard Keith) and his Sensational Stage Kitten Sidekick, Your Gibson Geisha Girl Fantasy, Madame Rosebud! Join us at Under St. Marks, 94 St. Marks place between 1st and A, presented by The Horse Trade Theater Group. Buy your tickets here! *Psssst! Are you a Burlesque/Variety performer? Email revealed.burlesque@gmail.com for a discount code!*
Kay Sera	Jul 4 2009 4:12 PM
Revealed Burlesque	Jun 16 2009 10:29 PM .. Pictured: Sitting in for Kobayashi Maru, Nasty Canasta; Ruby Valentine; GiGi La Femme; Clams Casino and Peekaboo Pointe - Photo by Luke Ratray REVEALED RETURNS, Wednesday, June 17th, 2009. June's show will showcase scintillating performances by: The Girl Dreams Are Made Of, GiGi La Femme, A Mastermind of Bizarre Extravaganza, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Delinquent Darling, Peekaboo Pointe, The Borg Queen of Burlesque, Kobayashi Maru,The Alabaster Beauty, Ruby Valentine, and in her Revealed Burlesque Debut, The Limb-Licking Good Girl, Arms O’Neil! This month also features Salacious Stage Kitten Sidekick, Madame Rosebud and Hosted by the charming and inebriated, Bastard Keith! Join us at Under St. Marks, 94 St. Marks place between 1st and A, presented by The Horse Trade Theater Group. Buy your tickets here! *Psssst! Are you a Burlesque/Variety performer? Email revealed.burlesque@gmail.com for a discount code!* Can't wait to see you there!
Kay Sera	Jun 8 2009 6:38 AM So nice to see you this weekend!
LEO AT&T TECHNO TWIN	May 21 2009 4:49 AM Hello !!)Sorry for disturbance , but We're really need your support !) Please, vote for OUR Remix on a Julien-K -Kick the Bass- !) Just simply click on a "VOTE" Button - You can vote right here : Voting continues until Thursday, May 21-12:00PM PDT. You can vote once a day !) Thank you so much !) Your support is greatly appreciated
Revealed Burlesque	May 15 2009 6:36 PM Pictured: Sitting in for Kobayashi Maru, Nasty Canasta; Ruby Valentine; GiGi La Femme; Clams Casino and Peekaboo Pointe - Photo by Luke Ratray REVEALED RETURNS, Wednesday, May 20th, 2009. May’s show will showcase scintillating performances by: The Girl Dreams Are Made Of, GiGi La Femme, The Intoxicating Anita Cookie, Delinquent Darling, Peekaboo Pointe, The Borg Queen of Burlesque, Kobayashi Maru, Burlesque’s Newest Striptease Sensation, Sapphire Jones, and in her Revealed Burlesque Debut, The Tempestuous Redhead, Stormy Leather! This month also features Salacious Stage Kitten Sidekick, Madame Rosebud and Hosted by the charming and inebriated, Bastard Keith! Join us at Under St. Marks, 94 St. Marks place between 1st and A, presented by The Horse Trade Theater Group.. Buy your tickets here! *Psssst! Are you a Burlesque/Variety performer? Email revealed.burlesque@gmail.com for a discount code!*
DJ Charles Gaskins?!?!	May 14 2009 7:20 AM Come on out! R&B, Soul, Garage... You can't go wrong! I also made some mixed CDs with some of my favorite 45s to DJ out. Get 'em while they last!
Bambi	May 13 2009 9:42 PM know of anyone that wants to share a room at MEW? Our roommates bailed on us.
Big Apple Burlesque	May 6 2009 4:13 PM See LAST CALL AT THE STARLINER LOUNGE! TONIGHT! with Special Guest, Birthday Boy TIGGER!! Wednesday, May 6th at Corio Show- 8:00pm 337 West Broadway at Grand Get your Tickets here: http://www.smarttix.com/show.aspx?showCode=LAS10
Sizzle Dizzle	May 6 2009 3:30 AM That was a great night!
Boo Boo	May 3 2009 2:35 PM will you and your lovely lady be apart of the Monday Night Burlesque this monday?! I will be in the legs Malone show.
Red Velvet Heaven By Jess Von Glamour	Apr 29 2009 2:14 AM
Nikki le Villain / Maiiah-Serpent Dancer	Apr 17 2009 9:08 PM

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