Bastard Keith
Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Male
30 years old
BROOKLYN, New York
United States



Last Login: 7/14/2009
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    Bastard Keith's Interests
GeneralWine, women, song and wine. And burlesque and wine and beer.
MusicIf it's good enough for me to sing, it has a spot in the pantheon.
MoviesThe last one I watched was Oceans 11. The original, you philistines! And also this porn about a particularly saucy insurance claims adjuster, though that one put me to sleep.
TelevisionLeave me alone.
BooksThe Decameron, Tom Jones
HeroesMe.

     Bastard Keith's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:A Mexican Jewish Village of no importance
Body type:6' 3" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Crooner
Income:Less than $30,000

   Bastard Keith's Networking
Theatre - Music - Vocals
Perhaps the greatest singer who has ever lived. Next to Paul Anka.



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   Bastard Keith's Blurbs
About me:
I sing. I drink. I talk. Deal with it.

"A variety favorite." - Time Out New York

"The burlesque scene's darling...he's a delight and a wonderful host with great charisma, and could be a whole show himself." - The Fab Marquee

"So what makes 'Revealed' different? First and foremost is the youthful energy, irony and faux sophistication of the emcee, Bastard Keith." - New York Theater Wire

"FINALLY an MC who really knows what those letters stand for...This guy does tired Frank tunes with the gusto of a college kid in the closet auditioning for the Spring musical. And he can ad-lib with the best of them." - Cultural Capitol

"An affable fellow who, between sips of the finest rotgut whisky from Philly, even managed to get a laugh out of mentioning 9/11. No mean feat." - New York Press

"The engaging Bastard Keith is a jolly host (he's funny and he can sing, too!)" - blogcritics.org

Who I'd like to meet:
People of talent, taste and excellence. And a few alcoholics and hussies.

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Bastard Keith has 368 friends.
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 Angie Pontani,MISS EXOTIC WORLD & MISS CYCLONE! 


 Peekaboo Pointe 


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 Revealed Burlesque 


 Tigger! 


 Little Brooklyn 


 delirium tremens 


 Amber Ray 


 Marlo Marquise 


 Joey Nova 


 Pretty In Pink 





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Revealed Burlesque





Jul 12 2009 10:49 PM

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Pictured: Sitting in for Kobayashi Maru, Nasty Canasta; Ruby Valentine; GiGi La Femme; Clams Casino and Peekaboo Pointe - Photo by Luke Ratray

REVEALED RETURNS, Wednesday, July 15th, 2009.

July’s 2nd Anniversary Show will feature sultry performances by:

The Girl Dreams Are Made Of, GiGi La Femme; NYC’s Most Delicious Dish, Clams Casino; Delinquent Darling, Peekaboo Pointe; The Borg Queen of Burlesque, Kobayashi Maru; The Five Alarm Fire of Burlesque & Miss Coney Island 2009, Gal Friday; and in her Revealed Burlesque Debut, Chairman of the Broad and Miss Exotic World 2004, Dirty Martini!

Hosted by the maniacal rapping four-eyed devil, Schaffer the Darklord (filling in for our beloved Bastard Keith) and his Sensational Stage Kitten Sidekick, Your Gibson Geisha Girl Fantasy, Madame Rosebud!

Join us at Under St. Marks, 94 St. Marks place between 1st and A, presented by The Horse Trade Theater Group. Buy your tickets here!

***Psssst! Are you a Burlesque/Variety performer? Email revealed.burlesque@gmail.com for a discount code!***

Kay Sera





Jul 4 2009 4:12 PM

Kay Sera Fourth of July
Revealed Burlesque





Jun 16 2009 10:29 PM

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Pictured: Sitting in for Kobayashi Maru, Nasty Canasta; Ruby Valentine; GiGi La Femme; Clams Casino and Peekaboo Pointe - Photo by Luke Ratray

REVEALED RETURNS, Wednesday, June 17th, 2009.

June's show will showcase scintillating performances by: The Girl Dreams Are Made Of, GiGi La Femme, A Mastermind of Bizarre Extravaganza, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Delinquent Darling, Peekaboo Pointe, The Borg Queen of Burlesque, Kobayashi Maru,The Alabaster Beauty, Ruby Valentine, and in her Revealed Burlesque Debut, The Limb-Licking Good Girl, Arms O’Neil!

This month also features Salacious Stage Kitten Sidekick, Madame Rosebud and Hosted by the charming and inebriated, Bastard Keith!

Join us at Under St. Marks, 94 St. Marks place between 1st and A, presented by The Horse Trade Theater Group. Buy your tickets here!

***Psssst! Are you a Burlesque/Variety performer? Email revealed.burlesque@gmail.com for a discount code!***

Can't wait to see you there!

Kay Sera





Jun 8 2009 6:38 AM

So nice to see you this weekend!
LEO AT&T TECHNO TWIN





May 21 2009 4:49 AM

Hello !!)Sorry for disturbance , but We're really need your support !) Please, vote for OUR Remix on a Julien-K -Kick the Bass- !) Just simply click on a "VOTE" Button - You can vote right here :



Voting continues until Thursday, May 21-12:00PM PDT. You can vote once a day !) Thank you so much !)
Your support is greatly appreciated
Revealed Burlesque





May 15 2009 6:36 PM


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Pictured: Sitting in for Kobayashi Maru, Nasty Canasta; Ruby
Valentine; GiGi La Femme; Clams Casino and Peekaboo Pointe - Photo by
Luke Ratray


REVEALED RETURNS, Wednesday, May 20th, 2009.

May’s show will showcase scintillating performances by: The Girl
Dreams Are Made Of, GiGi La Femme, The Intoxicating Anita
Cookie
, Delinquent Darling, Peekaboo Pointe, The Borg Queen
of Burlesque, Kobayashi Maru, Burlesque’s Newest Striptease
Sensation, Sapphire Jones, and in her Revealed Burlesque Debut,
The Tempestuous Redhead, Stormy Leather!

This month also features Salacious Stage Kitten Sidekick, Madame
Rosebud
and Hosted by the charming and inebriated, Bastard
Keith
! Join us at Under St. Marks, 94 St. Marks place between 1st
and A, presented by The Horse Trade Theater Group.. Buy your
tickets here!


***Psssst! Are you a Burlesque/Variety performer? Email
revealed.burlesque@gmail.com for a discount code!***
DJ Charles Gaskins?!?!





May 14 2009 7:20 AM


Come on out! R&B, Soul, Garage... You can't go wrong!
I also made some mixed CDs with some of my favorite 45s to DJ out. Get 'em while they last!
Bambi





May 13 2009 9:42 PM

know of anyone that wants to share a room at MEW? Our roommates bailed on us.
Big Apple Burlesque





May 6 2009 4:13 PM

See LAST CALL AT THE STARLINER LOUNGE! TONIGHT!
with Special Guest, Birthday Boy TIGGER!!



Wednesday, May 6th at Corio
Show- 8:00pm
337 West Broadway at Grand


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Get your Tickets here: http://www.smarttix.com/show.aspx?showCode=LAS10
Sizzle Dizzle





May 6 2009 3:30 AM

That was a great night!
Boo Boo





May 3 2009 2:35 PM

will you and your lovely lady be apart of the Monday Night Burlesque this monday?! I will be in the legs Malone show.
Red Velvet Heaven By Jess Von Glamour





Apr 29 2009 2:14 AM

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Nikki le Villain / Maiiah-Serpent Dancer





Apr 17 2009 9:08 PM

Psychedelic Disco Angels





Apr 15 2009 11:09 PM

hello. Thanks for the add. Enjoy the music.
Come check us out live 4/18 @ Uncle Mike's NYC
We're gonna blow shit up! We would love to see you there. Thanks again.
Peace and Love,
PDA
Sizzle Dizzle





Apr 15 2009 5:43 AM

You sure have one mighty swell lady friend, my friend! Wowza!
Boo Boo





Apr 12 2009 6:56 PM

coming up to your neck of the woods the first week in May!!!
Kay Sera





Apr 12 2009 3:21 PM

Kay Sera myspace add
Revealed Burlesque





Apr 11 2009 8:34 PM



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Horse Trade Theater Group presents
a GiGi La Femme & Doc Wasabassco Production:

REVEALED

More burlesque than you've ever seen before!

***

Wednesday, April 15th, 10:00pm $20
Under St. Marks, 94 St.
Marks Place, New York, NY

***
April’s show will usher in spring with themed performances by: The Girl Dreams Are Made Of, GiGi La Femme; The Sultry Siren of Burlesque, Harvest Moon; Professional Sensationalist, Amber Ray; Delinquent Darling, Peekaboo Pointe; The Borg Queen of Burlesque, Kobayashi Maru; and the sugar-coated cutie, Lil Miss Lixx in her Revealed Burlesque debut!

Hosted by the charming and inebriated, Bastard Keith and his Sensational Stage Kitten Sidekick, Your Gibson Geisha Girl Fantasy, Madame Rosebud.


"Worth considerably more than the paltry $20 admission fee it demands, the neo-burlesque show Revealed offers up a substantial helping of coquetry, comedy and camp, along with other, pinker, softer words beginning with the letter C.
" –New York Press

***

Revealed Burlesque

UNDER St. Marks, 94 St.
Marks Place

The third Wednesday of every month, at 10:00 PM

Admission is $20.
Tickets are available online here or by calling 212-868-4444

***Pssst! Are you a Burlesque/Variety performer? Email revealed.burlesque@gmail.com for a half price discount code!

***
www.MySpace.com/RevealedBurlesque



Boo Boo





Apr 10 2009 4:41 PM

Thanks Keith!
Sizzle Dizzle





Apr 8 2009 3:09 AM

Congrats, dawg! The show keeps getting nastier and more kick-ass-er!
Marlo Marquise





Apr 7 2009 10:22 PM

Thank you so much! Thank you for inviting me to perform, it was so much fun!
Gal Friday: "Miss Coney Island"





Apr 7 2009 6:37 PM

I found it all to be incredibly easy! ;) Just kidding. Thank you again for having me join in on the fun!! I love you both.
XOXO:)
caleb





Apr 7 2009 5:18 AM

Tonight was magic
Alyssa





Apr 7 2009 4:18 AM

Thanks for making my birthday celebration much more interesting and fun!
Sarah Jenny





Apr 2 2009 6:29 AM

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