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Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Scare Yourself


42 歲
CALIFORNIA
美國



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Born on January 26 in New York. He attended American University (History major thank you very much) before pursuing his comedy career. After trying his hand at stand-up, Callen made his TV debut as a series regular on Mad TV, which also served as his breakthrough. (I think bios are cheesy) Like anyone cares when I had my "breakthrough". Yeah after MADTV I went on to do OZ, INSIDE SCHWARTZ, 7th HEAVEN, FAT ACTRESS and countless other sitcoms and episodic crap. Impressed yet? Yeah like the world would be different if I was hit by a truck tomorrow. LA is way to self involved and for that matter so is everyone now adays. People need to open a newspaper and a history book once in a while or every day to get some perspective. That’s my bio. I’ll keep you posted on when my next show comes. Everytime I book a new TV show the first thing I think of is, hmmm now I get to eat out a lot, buy cool stuff and date hot girls. Is that bad? I’m shallow as hell but at least I’m trying to swim to the deep end. PS I just watched some of my old episodes of MAD TV and I find my high voice and 150 lb frame embarrassing. At least I’m 25 lbs heavier and I’ve taken some voice lessons. Now all I need is a hair transplant (I want that long black Johnny Depp hair please) and a little human growth hormone. (makes the skin healthier and puts on about 20lbs of muscle).


Harry and I had a fiery romance for many years. I can’t really talk about it. I produce estrogen every time I think of those strong arms hoisting me in the air. My own personal Brokebackmountain. Sigh.


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Now I prefer to keep my hair a little browner and thinner. Long hair makes me feel like a chick.


Kirsty hates me. Even fat...that chick is hot, I say. Too bad nobody watched the show.



This is me before I did some special forces work. Keeping America safe. You're welcome.




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星座:水瓶座


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   Bryan Callen 的自我介紹
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General

Sky surfing,eagles, delta force work (terrorist liquidation) posing down, eating tropical fruit, lubing up, light wresting, hauling sand, wrangling cattle and pit fighting. I also enjoy the way fur feels on my naked skin and playing with guns.

Music

Latin hyms, female voice screaming my name in the privacy of my bedroom, the wailing of my enemies when they realize that all they once cherished and lived for now belongs to me! Holla back girl.

Movies

Raging bull, taxi driver, empire of the sun, king of new york, and of course the deer hunter. Anyone who doesn't have that on their list is in a state of ignorance and needs to go rent them immediately. I also enjoy the many home exercise movies i make on my spare time. They mostly star me and only me.

Television

NOTHING I'VE EVER DONE.

Books

Anything faulkner has ever written. (not that i understand a word but the guy can write nonetheless) anything jospeph campbell has ever written. Anything ayn rand has ever written (even though she's got to be taken with a grain of salt) summerset maum's the razors edge and the moon and six pence. Cold mountain, snow falling on cedars, memoirs of a geisha, and plato's dialogues - but only if you're interested in the truth at all.

Heros

Springsteen of course. Bono cause he can't stop at being an awesome rock star no he's got to go help millions of people suffering from aids too. And for that matter my mom and dad (awe i'm sweet) plus, anyone who turns original thought into action provided that action is to help or change the world.

我想認識:

The LEAD SINGER of Creed so I could throw him in a flying head lock. Angelinas LITTLE MOHAWK BABY because I have a sneaky suspicion the kid isn't real. I think if you twist his head it would come off and he's really just a high tech jelly bean holder.

I'd like to meet MYSELF 10 years ago so I could sock me in the gut and while I was recuperating I would tell me to stop walking around like I'm 6 foot 4 and 240 lbs cause in reality I look like a skinny accountant with a sunken chest and short legs. I hate cocky people. Me included.

Finally, the number one person I'd like to meet is CAMERON DIAZ in a hostage situation where we'd be hiding in some cozy room waiting for the SWAT team to show up. I'd tell her to relax cause I was trained for this kind of thing. she's ask me what I meant. I would then say, well I did some special forces work in Iraq but now that I'm back from the war I work for children. She'd say my God that's so brave! But you're also so sensitive. yeah, I'd say well hurting people is easy it's healing and saving that's hard. suddenly she'd coo and fall into me hungry to drink from my wine red mouth. I would push her away after about 10 seconds and tell her to sit tight cause I got work to do. At which point I'd pull out my Berritta 380 and POP all three hostages faster than she could flinch from the explosing my bullets made. Then through a cloud of smoke I'd come back into the room and say, "now where were we?"

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Bigman Records

Bigman Records



2008/9/28 07:37

PLATO... Bryan Callen changed my life!
MO COLLINS

MO COLLINS



2008/6/2 03:36

Your page is full of lies!

All the lies on this page wouldn't even fit into my POCKETS and my pockets are HUGE cuz my clothing houses HUGE cool things like my LEGS! and stuff.........
Will Sasso

Will Sasso



2008/5/28 02:47

pictured below is how I will appear to you before you are jettisoned from this plane of existence...

hfdd..
Mike Von

Mike Von



2008/1/20 02:11

Great working with you this weekend! Fun shows!!
juicy♥lucy

juicy♥lucy



2007/12/18 23:36

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Leslie Durso-Sarna

Leslie Durso



2007/12/3 20:31

You through down and were hilarious last night at the tribute!! Thank you!
Jenna Lee

Jenna Lee



2007/12/3 09:16

Fantastic show tonight Bryan!
:)
Peace & Love, Jenna
stevie d.

stevie d.



2007/12/2 19:41

hey buddy, dvd's finally coming out! ready to "ROC'?
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Rob Delaney

Rob Delaney



2007/9/27 16:25

Hey Bryan! Y'know in 16th century England, guys like us who were friends could have written long poems to each other and it wouldn't have even been gay, as that was the fashion then.
Jordan Zuckerman

Jordan Zuckerman



2007/8/13 20:21

caught your set at the comedy store last wednesday, "Phenomenal".
US ARMY SPY

US ARMY SPY



2007/7/18 18:09

FANTASTIC set last night at the Irvine Improv. I didn't know you were going to be there, but it was a great surprise. I was there for my buddy Sam Trip. Good old school stuff combined with new stuff. Keep me in the loop so I can come support you. God bless and continued success!
DON CORLEONE
Preggolicious

Wendy McConville



2007/7/16 13:49

oh i forgot to mention... "GREAT SHOW" out here in Atlantic City. You must've had Satin himself by your side lol..... cause you rocked the house!!!!! Can't wait till you come back!!!
Joanna

Joanna



2007/7/9 00:01

Bryan and Me last August on set of "I Do and I Don't"

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Stephanie

Stephanie



2007/6/29 17:38

I knew those squirrels were up to something around here...
Have a great weekend, Bryan....you sexy bitch!
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Erin

Erin



2007/6/27 20:00

Thanks for the add...Stunner! XOXO from Chicago.
Gipsy

Gipsy



2007/6/24 17:09

so i'm beginning to notice...that you always reply to my comments, but you never post them.....why are you keeping me a secret? Why don't you want to share me with your other myspace friends? Are you ashamed of me? Or,....OMG.....are you married!!!

heehee - morning glory! Hope your day's going good.
Matt The Hut

Matt The Hut



2007/6/10 15:59

Hello!
Me and my sister are on a roadtrip across the US and were in LA on tuesday and happened to end up at "The Comedy Store".
We didnt know what to expect since we didnt have a clue who was performing. We laughed at Bobby Lee and Chris Rock and then you came on the stage.
Jayyysis! I havent laughed so I cried in many, many years. And we just wanted to tell you that we loved your show, it was truly amazing, and that we are actually re-telling your jokes to each other several times a day and that always cracks us up!

I've even taken pictures in the moojave desert doing your "get-the-girls"-BLAM-pose hahaha!

You can also check out our travel-blog at www.malre.blogspot.com

Take it sleazy!
/Matt
Jennifer Blanc-Biehn

jennifer blanc



2007/6/10 14:49

michael and i had such fun.you are a huge talent!!!!!!!!
Nick Swardson

Nick Swardson



2007/5/1 06:05

Why am I not in your top 24 and Mike's fucking dog is? Your mouth will be filled with farts when I see you, fag!
Jennifer Blanc-Biehn

jennifer blanc



2007/4/18 17:09

xo
Shell Bell

Shell Bell



2007/4/17 21:13

Hey Bry,
I know you're missing your golden locks and all; but dude, they weren't all that even in 1987. Hammer and Coop, pretty funny, but your wheel kick still sucks; your pirouhette was much nicer and says so much more about you. ;) And what's with the Geraldo hair and 'stache?
Haven't talked to you in years, see you on TV every now and then though. Hope you're well, sounds like life is at least fun and not boring! WoOt!
laters, Shell
ReporterX™

Reporter X



2007/4/17 17:35

Thanks for the add...and thanks for the laughs..
William

William



2007/4/15 17:52

Here is to Monday! today we dine in the lunch room!!! nope doesnt have the same juice...


badongo


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Erika

Erika Heenan-Medici



2007/4/15 08:20

Miss you funny boy!
I am God

I am God



2007/4/15 02:46

Ok we all know Im your hero and not Mr. bruce Springsteen
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