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Chip Chantry
Stand-Up
I say funny words to make you laugh.

Male
32 years old
NORRISTOWN, PENNSYLVANIA
United States



Last Login: 7/17/2009
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   Chip Chantry's Comedian Bio
BioChip Chantry is a handsome, young comedian originally from the suburbs of Philadelphia, PA. His first performances were opening for his brother’s band at Fergie’s Pub in Philly. Since those days at 12th and Sansom, Chip has become a regular in comedy clubs across the country. Besides comedy, Chip enjoys music, people who get eaten by alligators, and writing about himself in third person.
InfluencesI learned everything I know from Los Angeles comedian John Kensil, who gave me $17 and a "You Can't Touch This" Hypercolor TShirt to say that. Other Influences: Steven Wright, Dave Attel, Tom Rhodes, The Kids in the Hall, The State, Christopher Guest, and Mr. Wizard.

    Chip Chantry's Interests
GeneralWriting, music, tennis, running, any sport that involves a frisbee, and finding out why dogs can't eat chocolate.
MusicI openly admit that I have an unhealthy obsession with music. The greatest album of all time is Jeff Buckley's GRACE, and I will fight you today after school if you disagree. Besides that, I give 'big props' to Wilco, Black Crowes, Pavement, Soul Coughing, Pixies, Pink Floyd, THE POLICE, Mike Doughty, Belle & Sebastion, Radiohead, Elliott Smith, Phish, Sigur Ros, Broken Social Scene, Beastie Boys, Beck, Built to Spill, and the Bloodhound Gang. But I think we can all agree that Motown is God's greatest gift to man since the opposable thumb.
MoviesThe Kentucky Fried Movie, Jaws, Waiting for Guffman, The Big Lebowski, Rushmore (and the rest of the Wes Anderson library). Oh, and anything with Dakota Fanning.
TelevisionI boycotted TV after they cancelled "227".
BooksI enjoy reading placemats in diners, especially ones with US Geography wordsearches.
HeroesSome days it's Ponch, some days it's John. Today's a Ponch day.

     Chip Chantry's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Valley Forge, PA
Body type:6' 0" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Protestant
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Comedian

   Chip Chantry's Schools
Muhlenberg College
Allentown,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 1999
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Psychology/Education
Clubs: Men's Tennis Team Student Athlete Advisory Committee Campus Delegate Education Society Men's Varstiy Frisbee Golf
Greek:   Sigma Phi Epsilon

1995 to 1999
Methacton Hs
Norristown,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1991 to 1995


Chip Chantry's Clips [View All Clips]
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Locker Rooms
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A Very Chantry Christmas
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Ex Communication
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Duck, Duck Noose- A New Column  (view more)

WHY ARE PEOPLE RUNNING DOG FIGHTING RINGS???  (view more)

Google Image Search  (view more)

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Rhode Island: Suck it, New Hampshire!  (view more)

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   Chip Chantry's Blurbs
About me:
Being the computer whiz I am, I just spent about 17 hours and six full-out child-at-Clover-whose-mom-won't-get-him-an-Icee-even-though-she-promised sized temper tantrums trying to upload three new audio clips. So you better like them, dammit.
Who I'd like to meet:
Someone with Narcolepsy who carries a lot of cash.

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Chip Chantry's Friends Comments
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John





Jul 17 2009 7:21 PM

Hopefully plenty of celebrating after the show
John





Jul 17 2009 7:18 PM

Chip can't wait for monday
Mortys Comedy





Jul 16 2009 4:09 PM

John





Jul 6 2009 2:43 AM

Kent sleepwalks naked



Good luck
Mike Rainey





Jul 5 2009 4:08 PM

Since moving in with Kent, have you held your old throw blanket to your face, closed your eyes, inhaled, and said "David" aloud?
Carol Anne





Jul 4 2009 10:36 AM

Photobucket
John





Jul 3 2009 7:23 PM

Chip
Hope you are having fun at Helium
John





Jun 22 2009 2:44 AM

Chip Hope you had a super... um whatever here is another GIF
Mike Rainey





Jun 21 2009 5:23 PM

That guy who doesn't wanna work. Just bang on the drum all day. What an asshole.
John





Jun 21 2009 2:34 PM

Chip, Super job at the Comedy and Magic Theatre. Here is your audience.

John





Jun 18 2009 12:24 PM

Chip super show on Monday
I have this video of you judging nerds in College
Mike Rainey





Jun 16 2009 2:28 PM

You really put on a terrific show, Chip.
Mike Rainey





Jun 6 2009 1:29 PM

If we were on the track team together, I'd be your stretching partner in a New York minute.
Mike Rainey





Jun 1 2009 7:25 PM

Just stop it. You'll get your goddam Highway To Heaven DVD back when I'm good and goddam ready!
John





May 13 2009 3:16 AM

Did I spell Dozen wrong on purpose in my last comment? Or did I mean to write " Doze-ing"
ha ha hah
John





May 13 2009 3:11 AM

Chip very funny last week at the Super Comedy show at the YMCA with Several doazen people!
great set!
Mike Rainey





May 9 2009 12:59 AM

I like when you tell me what the ladies want.
Mike Rainey





May 4 2009 7:59 PM

My day can be best described as the final scene from Footloose, with a couple angry blacks mixed in.
Mike Rainey





Mar 20 2009 4:12 AM

Sometimes I get confused and have conversations with Aaron Hertzog's headshot.
Brain Damage





Mar 17 2009 4:50 PM



Pink Floyd Tribute - BRAIN DAMAGE LIVE @ The Colonial Theater, Phoenixville, PA 19460 610-917-1228
http://www. thecolonialtheater. com
Saturday - April 25th at 7:30PM
With special guest Radiohead Tribute - Meeting In The Aisle
Doors open at 6:30PM
http://www. myspace. com/meetingintheaisleband

This is an all ages show...

Experience the music of Pink Floyd.
Songs from Darkside Of The Moon, Animals, Wish You Were Here, The Wall, Piper At The Gates Of Dawn, Meddle, The Division Bell and

many more...

Don't miss out on this Floydian trip!

Tickets are $20.00 and and are available by cash or check at the Colonial Theater Box Office.
Credit card sales available by calling Charge-by-Phone at (866) 468-7619 or

Ticketweb: http://www. ticketweb. com/snl/VenueListings. action?venueId=coltheatre

For more information:
http://www. braindamageband. com
http://www. myspace. com/braindamagelive
1-877-FLOYD01

227 Bridge Street
Phoenixville, PA 19460

The Mag





Mar 4 2009 7:14 PM

John





Feb 27 2009 12:15 AM

Chip
I hope all goes well at the show you are doing .. at that place... on that day.
John





Feb 24 2009 1:15 AM

Chip I hope all went well at your giant super show in Lancaster
John





Feb 18 2009 2:39 PM

Chip sorry I missed your show on monday
The whole gamg said it was gangbusters!
Pat Barker





Feb 11 2009 9:12 PM

Kensil's animated GIFs > the Slot Car video.
Who's with me?
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