Mike Rainey
Stand-Up / Clean / Explicit/Raw
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This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
Male
30 years old
CLIFTON HEIGHTS, PENNSYLVANIA
United States
Last Login: 10/21/2009
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Mike Rainey's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | I enjoy telling jokes. Mostly, dirty ones. Occasionally, I'll throw in a few about my cat, Lord Purrington. | | Influences | That painting of Jesus dunking on that ethnic child on a dirt basketball court. | | TV Shows | Opie and Anthony Show. It's a radio show, but apparently Tom from myspace doesn't think radio show appearances are noteworthy enough to list a spot in the profile section dedicated exclusively to radio. I wish Tom from myspace nothing but tragedy in his life. | | Albums | TDtF: Exile on Main Street |
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Mike Rainey's Interests
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| General | Poking fun at the less fortunate, anonymous good deeds, Philadelphia Eagles, Philadelphia Flyers, Philadelphia Sixers, Philadelphia Phillies, and just about anything else that causes misery. | | Music | Anything by that lady on the boardwalk who plays the harmonica with her taint. | | Movies | The Porno Series "Ready to Drop", volumes 1-8 and 10-19. Volume 9 was a little too preachy for my taste. | | Television | All in the Family, West Wing, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Stump the Schwab, Two Minute Drill, SportsCenter, Scrubs | | Books | The Prophet, Your Best Life Now, anything by Wayne Dyer, L.A. Confidential, anything about baseball history, the Bible, the Satanic Bible, Everyday Grace | | Heroes | Enrique Iglesias. He's the only one who ever offered to be my hero. |
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Pussy Slayers, Fans of the KIDD CHRIS SHOW, THE SECRET MySpace Group
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Mike Rainey's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Philadelphia | | Body type: | 5' 10" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Smart Alec | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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Mike Rainey's Schools
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Monsignor Bonner High School
Drexel Hill,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Lifetime Virgins Club: Kicked out for philosophical reasons.
The Black Jesus Brigade
Freshman Football
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Diary Entry From Dear Abby's Husband, Part 2
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Frightening Tranny
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Sunburned Asshole
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Christian Bale rant
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Thoughts about working in a dildo factory
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About me:
For some reason, I always cry during fist-fights. I once bit a police dog. Quite frankly, that motherfucker had it comin'. Babies creep me out. Especially when they are born hermaphrodites. Most gay guys just wanna be my friend. I once beat the shit out of Heather Mills in a game of hopscotch. Don't even ask how badly I would beat her if we played Skip-It. I don't understand why it's so hard to find an honest to goodness bath house these days. If I was a Muppet Baby, I would have fucked Fozzy Bear's shit up. End of fucking story. I once fisted a girl with one of those Incredible Hulk hands. Her roommate was green with envy.
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Who I'd like to meet:
The entire cast of High School Musical!
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