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Brendan Kennedy
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		The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. -Carlin Male 25 years old Philadelphia, Pennsylvania United States Last Login: 11/22/2009

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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/brendankennedy2

Brendan Kennedy's Comedian Bio

Bio	logy
Website	you're looking at it
Influences	Zach Galifianakis, David Cross, Jim Norton, Jerry Seinfeld, Mitch Hedberg, Dane Cook, Arnold Schwarzeneger, Dave Chapelle, Tim Conway, Lewis Black, Jon Stewart, The Dead Kennedys, Don Rickles, Doug Stanhope
Members	Only
TV Shows	I got to be on comcast ondemand. It was pretty sweet.
Films	I played the doctor in dr strangelove

Brendan Kennedy's Interests

General	face-fucking and epic poems
Groups:	Redneck Yacht Club, Grateful, Loser Weekend, The Asshole club, First State Comedy, Pussy Slayers, Degenerate Comedy, Mass Debaters View All Brendan Kennedy's Groups

Brendan Kennedy's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Maple Glen
Body type:	8' 11"
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Atheist
Zodiac Sign:	Aries
Children:	Someday
Education:	Some college
Occupation:	Editor
Income:	$30,000 to $45,000

Brendan Kennedy's Schools

Temple University Philadelphia,Pennsylvania Graduated: N/A Degree: None Major: Film...what a waste of time Clubs: Nah, poop on that.	2002 to 2004
La Salle College High School Wyndmoor,Pennsylvania Graduated: 2002 Student status: Alumni Degree: High School Diploma Clubs: Stage Crew, WEXP, Drama Club, Football 9th and 10th	1998 to 2002

Brendan Kennedy's Networking

Film - Direction - Director

Brendan Kennedy's Companies

Traffic.com
Wayne, PA US
Traffic Editor
NTOC

Jan 06 to present

Brendan Kennedy's Clips

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Clips: 4

Total Plays: 3425

Plays Today: 0

Brendan Kennedy at Die Actor Die! at the Khyber - Oct. '08

Run Time: 432

Plays: 252
Comments: 4

Kiss sucks and so do some other things

Run Time: 164

Plays: 118
Comments: 1

Helium 4-3-07

Run Time: 202

Plays: 1404
Comments: 5

Gummi Bears

Run Time: 262

Plays: 1651
Comments: 6

Brendan Kennedy's Latest Blog Entry [Subscribe to this Blog]

A list of unclever internet porn titles and the real movies that I wished shared the same plot. (view more)

Thank you mike myers for saying "cuntface" on tv. (view more)

You totally thought that I was gonna poop!!! (view more)

Sex and the city movie: The greatest thing to happen to mysoginists... (view more)

Heroin Dealers look to Bill O’Reilly for anwsers. (view more)

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Brendan Kennedy's Blurbs

About me:

My favorite episode of ATHF is the one where they make a dog in carl's pool and it rapes him.

I think that god was created by humans and not the other way around.

I think the show squidbillies should have more DanHalen and less not DanHalen.

I think that katt williams is just a character dane cook created when he got tired of not being able to say the n-word onstage. Katt Williams = Modern day Mr. Bojangles.

I think that if there was a god, he would love gay people. After all, his only son was one.

Who I'd like to meet:
Come see these shows:

Read this on the internet: www.comicvsaudience.com

Check out this cool site also: (has lots of links to funny videos and video game reviews)

http://adverguys187.spruz.com/

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Faber Optimé Online Now!	Nov 2 2009 7:51 AM Hey there, Here's one from left field... Ever wondered what to do in the event of a nuclear threat? A while ago I found stuff that inspired me to make this film: Living Under the Shadow of the Nuclear Umbrella Both artistic (ensure you get the background music!) and educational, it primarily comprises official British government civil defence advice. Though source materials are quite aged, much remains relevant today. I encourage all to visit the YouTube page to learn more (Show support! Rate! Comment!) and responsibly circulate as widely as possible, here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaIim3Rj7L4 Help to raise awareness. Say have you checked out my web site recently? Take care and keep in touch. Best, Faber. "Just a guy trying to make the world a better place."
jaybrOne zOne	Oct 12 2009 7:10 PM Enjoy my newest PICTORIAL "Thats One Lovely Costume", check out my other videos aswell...jaybrOne zOne
Faber Optimé Online Now!	Oct 12 2009 7:05 PM Good to have you as a friend! So great to see the internet in action this way, shortening distances between people. I hope all's well with you and that you enjoy checking out my web site some time. For occasional, new, refreshing, insightful and (possibly?!) valuable content, I encourage you to sign up for my free newsfeed/email newsletter (using the form on site at page right - high quality, low quantity, no spam!). You might enjoy watching some of my films (use the on screen controls to skip between them): More (Rate! Comment! Favorite! Subscribe!) on my YouTube channel - http://www.youtube.com/faberoptime. Take care and keep in touch. Best, Faber. "Just a guy trying to make the world a better place."
Aaron Zimmer	Jun 12 2009 2:52 PM Hey there - hope your summer is going great so far! My tour kicks off on Monday and my 2nd stop is in Philly on Tuesday 6/16 at the Tritone Bar on South Street. I play @ 10pm and I hope you can make it! If you're on Facebook, .RSVP TO THE SHOW HERE Hope to see you!
Mike Rainey	Jun 9 2009 1:44 AM We should have one of those sign language arguments.
Kiana	May 23 2009 7:42 PM Awww Brendan I am honored thank you sooooo much! Keep up the great work! Laughing is my most favorite thing to do!!! Have yourself a super duper groovy, amazingly fantabulous holiday weekend...oh and in case you need a reminder... Glitter Graphics & Comments
kpunk	May 17 2009 9:06 PM Is there any truth to the rumor that you in fact fucked the hipster grifter?
COMMON ENEMY	Apr 19 2009 3:09 PM Happy B-Day! We hope you have fun!
touch of class	Apr 13 2009 7:14 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the Cheers!! app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Hey Brendan Kennedy, I am sending you a Blow Job. Send me a drink back! CHEERS!!!!!!!!
Mike Rainey	Apr 14 2009 12:54 AM You are the peanut butter to my jelly. I would love to put you on my dick and have my dog lick you off.
Chris Harrje	Mar 23 2009 8:42 PM Sorry about that. I actually had no phone at the time. It was lost. I have a new phone, but the Virgin Mobile fucks stole my money and did not put minutes on my phone. The adviser tried to tell me that the bank may have stole my money and disguised it under Virgin Mobile. So, things are becoming shitty again ever since I decided to contact you. We should definetly do live podcast though.
touch of class	Mar 20 2009 5:22 PM Thanks for the add. I like Zach too!
Chris Harrje	Mar 21 2009 1:34 AM I must admit that I have been accident free since I have moved down here.
Chris Harrje	Mar 19 2009 8:12 PM I move down here and a local comedian broke his neck the other night by falling off a balcony. I was not present, but I still feel I owe the kid an apology because I'm sure it would have never happened to him if he did not meet me.
jaybrOne zOne	Mar 15 2009 6:31 PM Image Uploader - Myspace Layouts - Myspace Graphics
Fig Cafe Hookah Lounge	Jan 18 2009 1:57 AM THANK YOU FOR BEING OUR FRIEND
Hank and Cupcakes	Jan 9 2009 4:21 PM Hey man, Thanks! you were fuckin FUNNY!!!
Conrad Roth	Dec 22 2008 3:53 PM in real life, you look like the frontman for a jewish grunge band
Mike Rainey	Dec 21 2008 12:38 AM I had a dream we were police officers. Even though we were takin' out the trash, so to speak, our mad ball antics were costing the department its reputation, as well as writing checks our bodies couldn't cash.
aaron hertzog	Dec 3 2008 3:10 AM thank you, sir, i'm looking forward to whatever it is you are unveiling tomorrow night
Fastball Pitcher Bob Gutierrez	Nov 15 2008 10:22 AM Just a simple lesson in physics, there, pal. The physics of "Life", that is. Just to clarify, I'm not talking about that there "The Game of Life" a.k.a. "LIFE", the popular board game from the Milton Bradley Company. I'm talking about your actual life, there. My apologies if there was any confusion.
Meg	Oct 24 2008 12:43 PM This guy! Great set on Monday, dude.
Conrad Roth	Sep 22 2008 8:22 PM See you Thursday
Katie Pidge Decker	Sep 21 2008 5:20 PM Hey! Great working with you last night. You were awesome... Can't wait to do it again!!!!
Chris Cotton	Sep 16 2008 1:12 PM Hopefully see you there

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