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Pat Barker
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Male
26 years old
MOUNT EPHRAIM, NEW JERSEY
United States



Last Login: 7/5/2009
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Websitepatbarkercomedy.com
AlbumsI Make My Own Rules (2005)

    Pat Barker's Interests
GeneralStand-up comedy, sports, and hanging out with friends. Three interests should be quite sufficient.
MusicGuns N' Roses, Aerosmith, Metallica, AC/DC, Billy Joel, Green Day, Jay-Z, Velvet Revolver, Ludacris, Journey, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Kanye West, Bon Jovi, Van Halen, 2Pac. I don't listen to much music, but I can generally agree on any kind of rock (with the exception of the Rolling Stones, who I have an irrational hatred of).
MoviesDIE HARD. Any of Kevin Spacey's Big Five (Negotiator, Se7en, Usual Suspects, L.A. Confidential, American Beauty) before he started appearing in gay-ass movies that had a message. Good Will Hunting. DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE. A Few Good Men. Jerry Maguire. Independence Day. Toy Story. As Good As It Gets. Wedding Crashers. Major League. White Men Can't Jump. The Mighty Ducks (not that weak sequel shit - GIVE ME AVERMAN OR GIVE ME DEATH). Pretty much every Denzel movie I've ever seen except John Q.
TelevisionSportsCenter, Colbert, Reno 911, South Park, Family Guy (only on DVD, don't know why), Baseball Tonight, crazy VH1 list shows.
BooksHahaha. Yeah. Right. (EDITOR'S NOTE: I am not illiterate, I just don't have nearly enough free time to read. Don't get it twisted.)
HeroesHot Sauce

Groups: Philadelphia Comedians

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     Pat Barker's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate

   Pat Barker's Schools
Rowan University
Glassboro,New Jersey
Graduated: 2006
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Business Management
 

2001 to 2006
Audubon High
Audubon,New Jersey
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1998 to 2001


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World Fuckin’ Champions  (view more)

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300 Pt. 1  (view more)

Lil Wayne: What the fuck is this shit  (view more)

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   Pat Barker's Blurbs
About me:

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I've accomplished a lot of things in my life. These achievements include (but are certainly not limited to)...

Winning my 6th grade spelling bee

Participating in my 7th grade spelling bee

Hitting one triple and stealing one base in 10+ years of organized baseball

Bowling a 260-something one time

Graduating college with a thoroughly mediocre GPA after five years of slacking off

Catching four home runs in one Phillies/Marlins batting practice in 2004

Beating level 9-5 on Tetris six times in one night

Getting fired from a Taco Bell (how is that even possible)

Reading the majority of the Goosebumps books

Doing lots of crossword puzzles half way and then giving up

Being named the fourth funniest person in Philadelphia (population: 1.4 million*)

Playing 30 seasons of Madden 2006 after I had shoulder surgery and couldn't do anything else. My team was eventually shut down because we lost billions of dollars after I lowered ticket prices and spent a shitload on virtual goalposts, but we won a lot of games

Rooting for the evil green knight at Medieval Times even though I was clearly in the red knight's section and was given a red knight hat

Meeting former president Bill Clinton when I was nine

Winning student council secretary in seventh grade (didn't know this was a female position until it was too late)

*population statistics based on 2005 census results, funniness rating based on a comedy contest

Also, I am a former Omniana World Champion. Here's a video of me defending my title.


Omniana Battle: Pat Barker vs. Kent Haines from d on Vimeo.

Who I'd like to meet:
Ty Cobb. Slash. Dominique Wilkins. Kevin Spacey. Chris Rock. Millard Filmore, only so I could be like, "you were president? No *shit*?", That guy who played J.T. on Step by Step. Harriet Tubman (why the F not). George Foreman. A caveman. A pirate. Stone Cold Steve Austin. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Jack Nicholson. Probably other people. And, of course, you.

   Pat Barker's Friend Space (Top 24)
Pat Barker has 568 friends.
 Craig 


 Baron Von Morrison III 


 Pat House 


 aaron hertzog 

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 Chip Chantry 


 David James Likes to Jibba Jabba!!!! 


 Blake Wexler 


 Doogie 


 Ammie 


 Helium Comedy Club Presents JO KOY 


 Pete Kuempel 


 Brendan Kennedy 


 Dave 


 **JOEY DOC** 


 Kent Haines 


 Jason 


 Mike Rainey 


 m. 


 Richie Redding 


 Nolan 


 John 


 Carolyn Busa 


 Conrad Roth 


 geoff tate 





Pat Barker's Friends Comments
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jaybrOne zOne





Jun 27 2009 11:46 PM

yo yo jaybrOne zOne here, check out my new PICTORIAL "Tuesday Brunch"..
KIM THE KIDDER





May 30 2009 6:55 PM

thanx 4 the add u rock,,,the other day i called my doctors office to get their lcation,,the receptionist sais 'do u wanna know where he practices ?'  i said 'HELL NO,,,I WANNA KNOW WHERE HE GETS IT RIGHT',,,lol
Michael Blackson IS Mutombo!





May 29 2009 2:13 AM

Ron K. [MainPage]





Apr 24 2009 3:35 AM

Happy B-DAY & stay comedy!
MICHAEL ANGLEY OFFICIAL SITE michaelangley.com





Apr 24 2009 2:43 AM

CASH IS SHORT AND TIMES ARE HARD, SO HERE'S YOUR FREAKIN' BIRTHDAY CARD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

CHECK OUT OUR NEW INVESTIGATION! :)

Mental Ward Films





Apr 24 2009 2:05 AM



Go ahead! Go Crazy! It’s Your Birthday!

Mike Rainey





Apr 6 2009 7:31 PM

Wild Thing Vaughn.
You are fucking awesome!
Ammie





Mar 8 2009 11:19 PM

http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=related

i just ate a grape and i ...
Danny Ozark





Mar 1 2009 8:05 PM

good seeing you the other night brother-- peace d.o.
KeithFromUpDaBlock The Funniest Rapper Alive :o)





Feb 25 2009 11:02 PM

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I NEED U 2 SEND THIS TO ALL OF YOUR FREINDS WHO LOVE TO LAUGH!
Ammie





Feb 25 2009 12:24 AM

i love magical pizza fairies! :)
Life is a journey not a destination





Feb 7 2009 3:35 AM

lol yea finished their! i'm like a shift superviser at a liquer store now! I'm doing a lot better than i was before.
no more morbidness!
Lawrence Killebrew aka Mr. Tuesday





Feb 1 2009 7:55 PM

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Ammie





Jan 30 2009 4:15 PM

holy crap! i really did move up in your list...but i am no longer next to joe doc :( so sad
Mike Rainey





Jan 26 2009 3:40 PM

I was walking to pick up my daughter from school when an 8 year old boy noticed I was wearing a Phils cap. He said "World Champs." I replied "yeah, man." To whichj he then replied "World fuckin' Champs!" It still feels awesome.
drama





Jan 26 2009 8:58 AM

barker
marker
fire starter
he scares dog barkers
tells jokes in flying saucers
his elavator joke
is a good conversation starter
he hangs with shawn Carter
then gets up on the charter
he's a star that's larger
but there's nothing wrong with that
matterfact it's good cause he fucks the bitches harder

lol how's that homie
Life is a journey not a destination





Jan 25 2009 11:07 PM

hey! hows things going?
eddie gossling





Jan 23 2009 5:54 AM

you know its all in the hips...
Billy "f**king" Moses





Jan 16 2009 10:23 PM

nothing much man just chilling. I'm roomates with Jay Maxvitat now lmao remember him? I hit a bad spot in my life right now but I'm hanging in there.
Billy "f**king" Moses





Jan 15 2009 5:13 PM

OMFG Pat whats up man?!?!
Jake Taylor





Jan 12 2009 7:47 PM

dude its fucking thriller the best music video ever but what the fuck this sint thriller

Pete Kuempel





Jan 12 2009 6:14 AM

So Reid is copying your playoff beard. He doesn't look as good as you though.
Jake Taylor





Jan 12 2009 4:02 AM

Fuck you Dr Phil.
Im trying to get people together for the NFC Championship game next week, u in?
Community College





Jan 9 2009 10:50 PM

yo, why are spiders scary? www. TommyandBooch. com check it

Tommy and Booch - Spiders are Scary from Allied Visionaries, LLC on Vimeo.
Danny Ozark





Jan 9 2009 7:19 PM

On Google, youre really gaining on Pat Barker, the English writer and historian. the first item is her wikipedia info, which states "she published her first novel, Union Street, in 1982 and has since won critical acclaim for her First World War series, the Regeneration trilogy, a fictionalised account of the wartime experiences of the poets." You can tell she's from England cause they used the letter "s" in the spelling of "fictionalised." when you pass that bitch officially we'll party. meanwhile ive been having a vicious back and forth google prominence fight with the old baseball manager. there's been no ties, but like 74 lead changes. marc zumoff is ready to tell us to "lock all windows and doors.
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