WHO AM I?
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I sit on a board with a unrepentant anti-American terrorist, and I announce my Senatorial candidacy from his front porch.
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I used a portion of a $50 million grant intended for the promotion of education as a payoff to several pastors (whom are currently campaigning for me) and other public officials.
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I accepted a $300,000 "legal favor" from the wife a slum lord and now convicted felon.
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I was mentored in my youth by a card-carrying Communist name Frank Davis Marshall.
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I was raised in a church by a radical racist named Wright who praises an anti-Semite name Farrakhan.
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I am not a Muslim though I attended a madrasa in youth, was registered as a Muslim, had two fathers who where both Muslim themselves, and wore traditional Muslim clothing in a photo.
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I believe that our troops in Afghanistan are just "bombing villages and killing children". I even said so.
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Speaking of children, I voted three times against a bill that would allow living children of late-term botched abortions to receive medical care.
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My mother was a socialist-loving hippie (God rest her soul).
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Experts say my name is clearly of Islamic heritage, but I swear it’s African regardless of what they say.
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I’m half-white though I call myself an African-American and call my grandmother a "typical white person".
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I wrote two memoirs where I express my disdain for how "whites" treat people of the world. Of course, I’m not racist or an elitist.
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It took the favor of a militant Muslim named Al Mansour who wrote a letter of recommendation which got admitted to Harvard (but I attest that I am not a Muslim...which is why the anti-Christian, anti-Semite Al Mansour helped me out.)
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Khalid Rashidi? I can’t hate on him just because he has strong PLO (terrorist) supporter. So what that the Woods foundation (where I sat on the board) donated to Rashidi’s PLO cause. He’s a great fund raiser!
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Here’s a list of SOME of my mentors, heroes, supporters, and financial contributors (never mind that they are all of Islamic heritage):
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(a) Tony Rezko - Arab American slum lord and frequent dinner party guest
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(b) Dr. Khalid Abdullah Tariq al-Mansour - Radical Islamist community activist, anti-Semite, consultant to Islamic nations, Got me into Harvard by writing a LoR, known as my "Political Godfather"
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(c) Nadhmi Auchi - Iraqi anti-Semite, Loaned Rezko $3.5 million three weeks before Rezko’s wife paid $300,000 for an adjacent lot next to my new house (so I could actually buy the house)
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(d) Lewis Farrakahn - anti-Semite, radical Islamic minister
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[Footnote: I should be believed when I say that my Islamic ties shouldn’t cause concern, especially when Islamic terrorists have repeatedly stated that they will tear America apart from within. Honest, it’s okay!]
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I believe that we should meet unconditionally with our enemies BEFORE I meet with our generals. Of course, I didn’t say that regardless what the video tapes show.
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I was the lawyer and trainer for largest and most corrupt community organizing group in the country called ACORN - which is now under indictment in multiple state for engaging in voter fraud on my behalf.
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Side note, that ACORN group for which I was an attorney is also being investigated in their role for pressuring banks to make unqualified loans....during the time I was their attorney and afterward.
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Along with my running mate, I voted against a bill that would have increased oversight of the banking and mortgage industries, especially Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.
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That running mate I just mentioned? Well, he doesn’t think I’m qualified to be president, but he’s since changed his mind.
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Speaking of which: In a ten-year poll, I am the second-largest beneficiary of campaign contributions from the two largest corporate failures managed by Democratic CEOs (Fannie/Freddie). Pretty cool considering I’ve only been around about three years.
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Oh...and those CEOs that took advantage of deregulation and the American taxpayer now advise me (..but I can’t admit it anymore. Sorry!)
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I believe that Americans should pay higher prices at the pumps because I plan on taxing heavily oil company profits to pay for my welfare programs (and my so-called "tax cuts" - which aren’t really cuts at all...heee heee!).
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I plan on giving "tax cuts" to 95% of Americans, except that 40% of American already don’t pay any significant income taxes. I’m cutting taxes! Really! It’s not Marxist income income redistribution!
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I believe that govt is qualified to run a nationalized healthcare system. After all, look how well we handled the bailout!
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And nobody is questioning any of this cuz Barbara Walters thinks I’m sexy, and America is full of "relatively good people" who love my smile. (Boy, I do have great smile if I do say so myself.)
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WHO AM I?
(If you guess right, I’ll make sure my Truth Squads don’t prosecute you for thinking freely! Good luck!)
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