Daryl

WHO AM I? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I sit on a board with a unrepentant anti-American terrorist, and I announce my Senatorial candidacy from his front porch. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I used a portion of a $50 million grant intended for the promotion of education as a payoff to several pastors (whom are currently campaigning for me) and other public officials. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I accepted a $300,000 "legal favor" from the wife a slum lord and now convicted felon. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was mentored in my youth by a card-carrying Communist name Frank Davis Marshall. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was raised in a church by a radical racist named Wright who praises an anti-Semite name Farrakhan. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am not a Muslim though I attended a madrasa in youth, was registered as a Muslim, had two fathers who where both Muslim themselves, and wore traditional Muslim clothing in a photo. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I believe that our troops in Afghanistan are just "bombing villages and killing children". I even said so. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speaking of children, I voted three times against a bill that would allow living children of late-term botched abortions to receive medical care. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My mother was a socialist-loving hippie (God rest her soul). ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Experts say my name is clearly of Islamic heritage, but I swear it’s African regardless of what they say. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I’m half-white though I call myself an African-American and call my grandmother a "typical white person". ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wrote two memoirs where I express my disdain for how "whites" treat people of the world. Of course, I’m not racist or an elitist. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It took the favor of a militant Muslim named Al Mansour who wrote a letter of recommendation which got admitted to Harvard (but I attest that I am not a Muslim...which is why the anti-Christian, anti-Semite Al Mansour helped me out.) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Khalid Rashidi? I can’t hate on him just because he has strong PLO (terrorist) supporter. So what that the Woods foundation (where I sat on the board) donated to Rashidi’s PLO cause. He’s a great fund raiser! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here’s a list of SOME of my mentors, heroes, supporters, and financial contributors (never mind that they are all of Islamic heritage): ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (a) Tony Rezko - Arab American slum lord and frequent dinner party guest ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (b) Dr. Khalid Abdullah Tariq al-Mansour - Radical Islamist community activist, anti-Semite, consultant to Islamic nations, Got me into Harvard by writing a LoR, known as my "Political Godfather" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (c) Nadhmi Auchi - Iraqi anti-Semite, Loaned Rezko $3.5 million three weeks before Rezko’s wife paid $300,000 for an adjacent lot next to my new house (so I could actually buy the house) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (d) Lewis Farrakahn - anti-Semite, radical Islamic minister ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Footnote: I should be believed when I say that my Islamic ties shouldn’t cause concern, especially when Islamic terrorists have repeatedly stated that they will tear America apart from within. Honest, it’s okay!] ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I believe that we should meet unconditionally with our enemies BEFORE I meet with our generals. Of course, I didn’t say that regardless what the video tapes show. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was the lawyer and trainer for largest and most corrupt community organizing group in the country called ACORN - which is now under indictment in multiple state for engaging in voter fraud on my behalf. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Side note, that ACORN group for which I was an attorney is also being investigated in their role for pressuring banks to make unqualified loans....during the time I was their attorney and afterward. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Along with my running mate, I voted against a bill that would have increased oversight of the banking and mortgage industries, especially Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That running mate I just mentioned? Well, he doesn’t think I’m qualified to be president, but he’s since changed his mind. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speaking of which: In a ten-year poll, I am the second-largest beneficiary of campaign contributions from the two largest corporate failures managed by Democratic CEOs (Fannie/Freddie). Pretty cool considering I’ve only been around about three years. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh...and those CEOs that took advantage of deregulation and the American taxpayer now advise me (..but I can’t admit it anymore. Sorry!) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I believe that Americans should pay higher prices at the pumps because I plan on taxing heavily oil company profits to pay for my welfare programs (and my so-called "tax cuts" - which aren’t really cuts at all...heee heee!). ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I plan on giving "tax cuts" to 95% of Americans, except that 40% of American already don’t pay any significant income taxes. I’m cutting taxes! Really! It’s not Marxist income income redistribution! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I believe that govt is qualified to run a nationalized healthcare system. After all, look how well we handled the bailout! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And nobody is questioning any of this cuz Barbara Walters thinks I’m sexy, and America is full of "relatively good people" who love my smile. (Boy, I do have great smile if I do say so myself.) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHO AM I? (If you guess right, I’ll make sure my Truth Squads don’t prosecute you for thinking freely! Good luck!) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SERIOUSLY PEOPLE. IF YOU KNEW THIS ABOUT A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE UP-FRONT, WOULD YOU EVER VOTE FOR HIM OR HER?