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Daryl
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49 years old
CHICAGO, IL
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Last Login: 1/22/2009
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GeneralWHO AM I? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I sit on a board with a unrepentant anti-American terrorist, and I announce my Senatorial candidacy from his front porch. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I used a portion of a $50 million grant intended for the promotion of education as a payoff to several pastors (whom are currently campaigning for me) and other public officials. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I accepted a $300,000 "legal favor" from the wife a slum lord and now convicted felon. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was mentored in my youth by a card-carrying Communist name Frank Davis Marshall. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was raised in a church by a radical racist named Wright who praises an anti-Semite name Farrakhan. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am not a Muslim though I attended a madrasa in youth, was registered as a Muslim, had two fathers who where both Muslim themselves, and wore traditional Muslim clothing in a photo. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I believe that our troops in Afghanistan are just "bombing villages and killing children". I even said so. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speaking of children, I voted three times against a bill that would allow living children of late-term botched abortions to receive medical care. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My mother was a socialist-loving hippie (God rest her soul). ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Experts say my name is clearly of Islamic heritage, but I swear it’s African regardless of what they say. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I’m half-white though I call myself an African-American and call my grandmother a "typical white person". ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wrote two memoirs where I express my disdain for how "whites" treat people of the world. Of course, I’m not racist or an elitist. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It took the favor of a militant Muslim named Al Mansour who wrote a letter of recommendation which got admitted to Harvard (but I attest that I am not a Muslim...which is why the anti-Christian, anti-Semite Al Mansour helped me out.) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Khalid Rashidi? I can’t hate on him just because he has strong PLO (terrorist) supporter. So what that the Woods foundation (where I sat on the board) donated to Rashidi’s PLO cause. He’s a great fund raiser! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here’s a list of SOME of my mentors, heroes, supporters, and financial contributors (never mind that they are all of Islamic heritage): ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (a) Tony Rezko - Arab American slum lord and frequent dinner party guest ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (b) Dr. Khalid Abdullah Tariq al-Mansour - Radical Islamist community activist, anti-Semite, consultant to Islamic nations, Got me into Harvard by writing a LoR, known as my "Political Godfather" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (c) Nadhmi Auchi - Iraqi anti-Semite, Loaned Rezko $3.5 million three weeks before Rezko’s wife paid $300,000 for an adjacent lot next to my new house (so I could actually buy the house) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (d) Lewis Farrakahn - anti-Semite, radical Islamic minister ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Footnote: I should be believed when I say that my Islamic ties shouldn’t cause concern, especially when Islamic terrorists have repeatedly stated that they will tear America apart from within. Honest, it’s okay!] ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I believe that we should meet unconditionally with our enemies BEFORE I meet with our generals. Of course, I didn’t say that regardless what the video tapes show. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was the lawyer and trainer for largest and most corrupt community organizing group in the country called ACORN - which is now under indictment in multiple state for engaging in voter fraud on my behalf. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Side note, that ACORN group for which I was an attorney is also being investigated in their role for pressuring banks to make unqualified loans....during the time I was their attorney and afterward. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Along with my running mate, I voted against a bill that would have increased oversight of the banking and mortgage industries, especially Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That running mate I just mentioned? Well, he doesn’t think I’m qualified to be president, but he’s since changed his mind. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speaking of which: In a ten-year poll, I am the second-largest beneficiary of campaign contributions from the two largest corporate failures managed by Democratic CEOs (Fannie/Freddie). Pretty cool considering I’ve only been around about three years. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh...and those CEOs that took advantage of deregulation and the American taxpayer now advise me (..but I can’t admit it anymore. Sorry!) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I believe that Americans should pay higher prices at the pumps because I plan on taxing heavily oil company profits to pay for my welfare programs (and my so-called "tax cuts" - which aren’t really cuts at all...heee heee!). ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I plan on giving "tax cuts" to 95% of Americans, except that 40% of American already don’t pay any significant income taxes. I’m cutting taxes! Really! It’s not Marxist income income redistribution! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I believe that govt is qualified to run a nationalized healthcare system. After all, look how well we handled the bailout! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And nobody is questioning any of this cuz Barbara Walters thinks I’m sexy, and America is full of "relatively good people" who love my smile. (Boy, I do have great smile if I do say so myself.) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHO AM I? (If you guess right, I’ll make sure my Truth Squads don’t prosecute you for thinking freely! Good luck!) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SERIOUSLY PEOPLE. IF YOU KNEW THIS ABOUT A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE UP-FRONT, WOULD YOU EVER VOTE FOR HIM OR HER?
MusicJan. 20th, 2009 - party in the Lincoln bedroom.

... 6 months later ..
Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are


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Body type:6' 0" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:Middle Eastern
Zodiac Sign:Aries
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Dec 10 2009 12:25 PM

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Jackie (Jack)

Jackie Richards



Nov 25 2009 2:55 AM

The Guest

I was a guest of the family
An outsider inside
And for a few hours
I was forced to abide

I listened to minor grievances
About events of the day
Voiced in major tone
So little good to say

There were quarrels about dinner
And what we would eat
Or where will I sit
Now that she has my seat

Would you pass the potatoes
Gimme the beans
It was just like the movies
One of those Keystone scenes

This made my fill  
An arduous ordeal
With mumbling parties
On both sides of the meal

Then they clamored
Now for desert
But before we revert
Let us ask the guest how he feels

They seemed contemptuous
In their desire I should speak
As though the guest was guilty
With nothing to say he must be weak

But I rose like a thunderhead
And lauded them with shame

You speak with eloquent tongue
Of things which you can grumble
You place a mighty stone
For peaceful men to stumble

I suggest all of you
Break your leg
It would make your complaint so rich
For this would certainly fuel the fire
That burns in you to bitch

They looked at me with expanding eyes
You have plenty of nerve
You come to rest in our gracious home
And eat the food we serve

And then you protest the atmosphere
And voice your disdain
You wonder why we're not happy here
It's because people like you complain

Hostility was brewing
This could mean demise
So carefully easing my chair from the table
I quickly found my way outside

And making my way to the car I heard
I did the dishes last night


Jack Richards
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Nov 14 2009 2:18 AM

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Jackie (Jack)

Jackie Richards



Oct 19 2009 5:02 PM

In Honor of the Veteran

 

In Honor of the Veteran


I think of your valor
Being willing to take a stand for liberty
I am speechless
In light of your bravery
I know your type
Is not charmed by show-offs in the ranks
Nonetheless
Please lower your guard for a moment
And hear a grateful nation's thanks


It's not the battles you fight.  It's signing the line, saying you will.



Jack Richards
copyright 2008
jwrwrites@aol.com
 


Please forward this, to a veteran.

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      Why I wrote In Honor of the Veteran


I wrote, for a bud of mine, who came back, from the Iraq invasion, reticent to describe his part.
 
He was commended, for having been the #!
trainee, at Camp Pendleton boot camp.  He trained, rappelling from heli
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Sep 9 2009 11:23 PM


give the public optionS:

deregulate insurance: open market



to avoid



everyone CAN be insured...

instead of requiring state health services:



How many people would pay BOTH private insurance rates AND socialist medical service taxes? (hint: massive disposable income)
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