no elbastardo : pain, misery, despair
barry "crack pipe" mc awful : joy, fun, happiness
bryan mongo : weed eater, occasional riff slayer
dan "bypass" breen : four string gravel mover
eoin slumpy and friends : pots, pans, animal bones
sir kieran of nails : drum lord
ian the face : fellow traveller on the road of mong
kenny the lips : sax pest
briona the hips : flute blower
jolly joe : ladies night
Influences
being beaten by my father as a child to the sounds of "now that's what i call music" volume 2..........
Sounds Like
the sound of a dying walrus being anally fisted by a football team of dwarves....
El Bastardo are legally represented by Larry Rosen. We made the call....WILL YOU!!!
You can't got wrong with you listen to KONG!...
One of the best bands to of ever come out of this island....
the only band anyone should listen to on myspace....
mathematically speaking if el bastardo = 1 testicle, gary suidical kids commando = el bastardo to the power of 3....
El Bastardo Biography
Due to the effects of prolonged alcohol abuse the following symptoms may begin to emerge; mood swings, anxiety, depression, loss of weight, creation of bad punk rock bands.
El bastardo were thusly formed in 2002 by three local lushes who, having bored each other senseless with tales of possible musical synergy due to each member owning a Fudge Tunnel record, decided to put theorey to the test.
Five years later and a glittering band output comprising of approximately near zero releases and a few gigs in the local pub, El Bastardo continue to over achieve given that many in the band are functional alcoholics and borderline schizophrenics.
Some guy : "Confirms my theory that all people from Cork are actually insane."
To celebrate the launch of their second album "Under Friendly Fire" and to mark 13 years of playing together, livewire and Hope is Noise are proud to present an Album Launch Party on Friday November 13th.
3 gigs consisting of all the HIN tunes jammed and performed over the last 13 years, each setlist different!
The party will take the following route...
-- Part I -- Freds 7.30pm start. No support. FREE
-- Part II -- The Quad 8.30pm. Support from I'll Eat Your Face. FREE
-- Part III -- The Crane Lane 10pm. Support from Elk. 6 euro
aaand... After Show Party at The Quad with DJ Niamh (New Noise)!
Excuse this out of the blue comment and yes it’s one of those ‘all about us’ ones, but just wanted to let you know, we’re having our EP launch tomorrow (Friday 16th Oct) at the Crane Lane theatre here in Cork. It’s free to everyone and be great if you’re around!
We at 'Clitoral Defection,' are just dropping on by to say "Hows your fucking balls?
It's been a while since we last tickled your chin and looked down on our noses at you.
Not that we care about you,your life or your opinion so much now than what we ever did,
because we never did and we never will and what is there to care about anyway?
You're a cunting internet 'friend.'
But,we at 'Clitoral Defecation,' still value your internet friendship more than ball cancer,
so that's why we are letting you know that we now have our tunes up on our profile,
8 songs of rotten recorded in a metal container,its rough,brutal,horrible to the ears kind of rotten...
The fantastic voyage of filth has finally embarked!
Just remember kids,we hate you more than you can ever hate yourself! get fucked!
yours begrudgingly and cosmically unsure
Bag O' Cans - Supreme High Lord Chancellor of Filth
Clitoral Defecation
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