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Harris Bloom
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Harris Bloom So, I’m a graduate of Queens College...

Male
101 years old
NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 11/6/2009
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BioHarris Bloom's wry observations about his personal life and the world around him are quickly making him a favorite all over the tri-state area (He doesn't have a car).

When he isn't on a small stage speaking into a small microphone to amuse small (and large) audiences, he is writing, either one of the books he is in the middle of, or a magazine article. He also copy edits and writes for reallysmalltalk.com

He recently found out that he loves referring to himself in the third person.

TV ShowsThe New Yorkers (talk show)
FilmsStiffs By Sid (I played a zombie...I researched the role for 15 years by playing an accountant)

Talking Crap (I played the title role...yes, a piece of talking crap..and no, I'm not kidding)


    Harris Bloom's Interests
MusicPop Will Eat Itself, Nine Inch Nails, Depeche Mode, Morrissey, Stabbing Westward
MoviesAmerican Psycho, Willy Wonka, Silence of the Lambs, Caddyshack, Hellraiser, Office Space, Dawn of the Dead, Napolean Dynamite, Wall Street, Rounders, Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Field of Dreams, Young Frankenstein, A Few Good Men, Rocky 2,3, and 4, Karate Kid 1 and 3, Back to School, Hoosiers, The Sting, The Stepfather, Jaws, Slapshot, Best in Show, Spinal Tap, Swingers, The South Park Movie, The Verdict, And Justice for All, The Devils Advocate, The Warriors, The Cable Guy, The Freshman, Ferris Bueller, New Jack City, Juice, Trading Places, 48 Hours, Beverly Hills Cop, Stripes
TelevisionThe Office (both versions), The Odd Couple, Seinfeld, Scrubs, My Name is Earl, MST 3K, Get a Life, Strangers with Candy
BooksAuthors: Eggers, Sedaris, Palaniuk, Klosterman, and what I'm writing.
Groups: Road Comics**I LOVE DOGS**

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     Harris Bloom's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Body type:5' 10" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate


   Upcoming Gigs
Nov 17 2009 8:00P
Comedy at Conker New York NY
Nov 19 2009 10:30P
Don’t Tell Mama New York NY
Nov 21 2009 8:00P
Private Show Hackensack NJ
Dec 1 2009 8:00P
Comedy at Conker New York NY
Dec 4 2009 6:30P
Gotham Comedy Club New York NY
Dec 11 2009 6:30P
Gotham Comedy Club New York NY

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About me:
Harris Bloom's wry observations about his personal life and the world around him are quickly making him a favorite all over the tri-state area (He doesn't have a car).

When he isn't on a small stage speaking into a small microphone to amuse small (and large) audiences, he is writing, either one of the books he is in the middle of, or a magazine article.

He recently found out that he loves referring to himself in the third person.

CHECK OUT MY BLOG (UPDATED DAILY...OR SO) AT - WWW.HARRISBLOOM.BLOGSPOT.COM.

Thanks!

Who I'd like to meet:

   Harris Bloom's Friend Space (Top 11)
Harris Bloom has 393 friends.
 Doug Adler 


 Josh Homer 


 Jill 


 Mick 


 Low Class Blond 


 Jim 


 Emo Philips 


 Shaun 


 Sarah 


 Pop Will Eat Itself 


 Tobias Fünke 





Harris Bloom's Friends Comments
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Doctor Harold Toboggans

Doctor Harold Toboggans



Oct 12 2009 12:51 AM


Joseph W James

Joseph W James



May 10 2009 9:02 PM

wow! Pop Will Eat Itself and Nine Inch Nails!? You are so hardcore industrial!
Tom Ragú

Tom Ragú



Apr 5 2009 6:32 AM

Hi Harris: Looking forward to having you in the show .. just how uncomfortable will you be...? see you then, Tom

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A J Finney

A J Finney



Apr 4 2009 5:11 PM

Thanks for being a friend!
-AJ
Rebecca Carrington - Colin Griffiths-Brown

Rebecca Carrington - Colin Griffiths-Brown



Jul 31 2008 8:04 PM

Thanks for the add!

www. carrington-brown. com
Ron Barba

Ron Barba



Jul 31 2008 7:01 PM

Sorry. But she knows April. So she knows it's a joke. A biiiiig Joke. Sorry about that. Will keep the posts tame. She you on the Open Circuit.
Ron Barba

Ron Barba



Jul 31 2008 6:55 PM

Harris. That is a shot in front of the San Diego sunset. So beautiful. Great seeing you. The other night. Well I was an accountant for 12 years! Did you get a chance to sleep with April. hahahaha. Loved it.
Eric I

Eric I



Jun 19 2008 3:28 PM

Hey, Harris.

I went to Queens College for a year, and then transfered.

I found out I wasn't their first choice either, and then, it was just a matter of principle.

Excellent set on Tuesday - thanks for supporting and participating.

Hope to see you on TUESDAY, JULY 1st (you shall receive TWO index cards to place into The Hat for that show, should you choose to show up) at Ochi's circa 7:00 p.m for the 8th and final Showdown of Season 1.

(And a chance to join YOUR BOY Josh Homer in the July 29th Semi-Finals.)

;)

Peace Out, Harris,

Eric I
Shaun Patrick Flynn

Shaun Patrick Flynn



Jun 18 2008 12:48 PM

Harris any chance you are looking for an apartment? I have a place really close to Brooklyn College. I know its no Queens College.
Eric I

Eric I



Jun 16 2008 2:35 PM

Hey Harris.

Your boy Josh Homer won last episode.

Are you gonna win THIS one?

TUESDAY, JUNE 17th!

7:00 Sign-Up!

7:30 Showtime!

If you can be funnier than:

(1) Eliza Faria-Santos
(2) Helen Hong
(3) Dan Goodman
(4) Charlie Gaeta

for SIX measley minutes, YOU could win an automatic bid into next month's semi-finals - and the top three finishers of THAT move on to the FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR Championship Showdown in December!

You gotta be in it to win it!

Bring your best SIX minutes, bring your clutchness to Ochi's (@ Comix) - *AT LEAST* FIVE OF YOU WHO SIMPLY SHOW UP WILL GET TO PARTICIPATE!

353 West 14th Street (b/t 8th & 9th).

1/2/3/A/C/E/F/L to 14th Street.

Guest Performance by "Impending Mustache."

Fun Times For All.

NO COVER.

You *MIGHT* be one step closer to winning 500 DOLLARS!

See you there TUESDAY circa 7:00.

Peace and Love,

Eric I
Low Class Blond

Low Class Blond



May 20 2008 9:29 PM

I don't care WHAT they say, that Stewie is a GENIUS!!
:-)
Mark McDonough

Mark McDonough sr.



May 19 2008 1:58 PM

Hey there Harris,just stopped to show some luv!!!
Pete Ragu

Pete Ragú



May 17 2008 5:14 AM

Have A Nice Day!
Pete Ragu

Pete Ragú



May 2 2008 6:18 AM

Tell Stewie I say "hi" .... Woof, Pete Ragú
Vicky

Vicky



May 1 2008 3:13 AM

Nice job last night!
Great working with you!
Hope to see you soon,
vk
Robin Fox

Robin Fox



Apr 25 2008 10:51 AM

Loved seeing you last night. You were great! Husband also thought you were hysterical.
See you again soon.
xo
Robin
Pete Ragu

Pete Ragú



Apr 17 2008 6:08 PM

WOOF!
Mavy

Mavy



Apr 10 2008 3:28 PM

Wonderful video of you and Stewie on the Early Show!
how was Lancaster? A friend of mine lives out there and.... well she can't wait to either leave or die. Hopefully your shows went a bit better than that.
Vicky

Vicky



Apr 4 2008 3:43 PM

if you had a long beard, you would look amish.
i see it in lights...
amish with an i...as in...i'm amish.
Vicky

Vicky



Apr 4 2008 2:04 PM

Kick ass this weekend!
Mick

Mick



Mar 5 2008 9:01 PM

What was that about - I musta missed somethin...
9/1 31ROCK TUESDAY COMEDY AFTERWORK SHOWCASE-BK NY

9/1 31ROCK TUESDAY COMEDY AFTERWORK SHOWCASE-BK NY



Feb 12 2008 6:14 PM

yes Hoosiers-who could forget the vaunted "The Pickett fence" presumably white.

Good meeting you on Sunday at the (un)support group! Thanks for sharing really fast.
Liz Miele

Liz Miele



Jan 29 2008 8:19 PM

i knew i remembered u from somewhere! It was great meeting u. I hope u had a good set i had to run off to another spot but i hope to run into u again soon. Best of Luck with it all.
Maria

Maria



Jan 22 2008 8:51 PM

What's up Harris?!
Low Class Blond

Low Class Blond



Jan 18 2008 5:28 AM

Hey Harris,
Glad to hear it. So, until you get the Cookster on your marketing team, you can pay me in cosmopolitans...
Happy 2008 and hope to see you soon!
xoxo
Bernie (from your marketing division)
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