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Herman's Interests
General
Parsnips, carrots, any kind of food really except beetroot and lemon curd, hay, female rabbits, having amazing adventures (as often documented in my blog) watching telly with Hans, being cuddled, having my toes tickled, long bubbly baths, Havana Cigars, ale
Music
Chas n Dave (especially their chart buster hit 'Rabbit'), Jefferson Airplane (they did a song I liked called 'White Rabbit'), Herman's Hermits, Bright Eyes, Echo & The Bunnymen, Girls Aloud.
Movies
Watership Down, Harvey, Digby The Biggest Dog in The World, Alice In Wonderland, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Goodfellas.
Television
You Are What You Eat. Ready Steady Cook. 10 Years Younger. Are You Being Served?
Books
The Unbearable Lightness of Being, How To Win Friends and Influence People, Big Daddy: My Life In Pictures, Everyone Loves A Smart-Arse, and my own book: Being Herman - The Incredible Story of One Giant Rabbit's Rise to Fame
Hello! My name is Herman and I am a Big German Giant Rabbit.
You can see a picture of me here with my surrogate Dad, Hans. He loves me and is really proud that I am his Bunny. We live happily on Hans's farm with lots of other animals.
I decided to get my own site because lots of papers have printed my picture and I think its a good idea to take advantage of the publicity to make more friends. However, I am aware that fame is a fickle mistress. I understand what Pete Doherty goes through... not that I'm a habitual drug user and/or likely to get arrested every few days (I like grass, but not that kind of grass - aaaahahahhahah etc)
I am not ashamed of my weight issue because I think it adds a certain je ne sais quoi to my personality. I am kind and generous, I make friends easily and like being cuddled by everyone. My favourite thing is to have my feet tickled whilst munching on a big carrot - or maybe a parsnip
Although once, some nasty boys were pointing and laughing at me and saying that I was fat and that they'd make a Rabbit pie out of me that would last about 6 months. So I hopped over to them and kicked them in the bollocks with my gigantic feet. Ha Ha Ha. Never saw them again.
Other than that, I am usually calm and sociable. I like playing Bridge on Thursdays and sometimes enter the Euro Lottery. If I win my dream is to buy a huge meadow for Hans and me to live in, full of carrots and parsnips and big girl bunnies.
See if you can help out, support, donate, sponsor or even offer a lovely home to any of my chums who aren't as lucky as me.... here: www.giantrabbitrescue.co.uk
But please note all you large rabbit lovers out there... I don't actually know where you can buy a giant bunny from so if you're serious about finding your very own Herman you might be better off visiting the above website who will give you all the tips on how to raise a rabbit like me. We take a lot of work, care, love, attention and time and we're not for the fainthearted!! A rabbit is for life kids, not just for Easter!!
ALSO!! All you overly concerned german giant bunny rabbit lovers out there - please don't worry, I, Herman will NOT be sent to North Korea to feed a family of 35. And please don't be confused because its not Hans who is sending us big'uns to N.Korea, its another man, a nasty man. But we shall rise up and mutiny! VIVE LA RABBIT REVOLUTION!!
Love from
Herman
xx
"PICTURES OF HERMAN MAKE MY LIFE MORE BEAUTIFUUL"
Have a look at this, 2 of my brethern are having a scrap but the Chicken Police soon sort them out.
I am stopping in to say hi and to tell you about this new website I found. You can socialize AND make money doing it!!! Go check it out!! My space makes 200 million a month from it's advertisers and my guess is they have never sent you a check.
This company, Zenzuu, is sharing 80% of the revenue so there will be alot to share.
**Kisses** ~~~Anne~~~..
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And please dont forget to help me out and vote here...
