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Not Now Bernard
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Alright....I'm inna band!



Devon, Southwest
United Kingdom

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   Not Now Bernard: General Info
Member Since8/4/2006
Band Websitewww.myspace.com/jonaswashere
Band MembersJonas 'too cool for school' Aaron: Guitar, vox, general odd-ball

Benny 'James Loweth' Brooke: Four string Gee-tar, backing vox, way too outspoken..

Ben 'the Scot' Ziehm-Stephen: drums and Transylvanian nose flute

Larry 'who?' Chen: not a member

Jon 'i don't want to insult him so I won't' Croft: Mostly keys but also a bit of roadying

Lucy 'we wish she'd quit walking strange' Fawcett: Top trumps

Sammy 'bulletface' Craigan: additional vocals and more trumps (trumpet)

You: Groupies





InfluencesNo Benny...i'm not gonna put the Yellow Magic Orchestra as an influence.....



You're all a great influence....haha...
Sounds Likea bit like a three-piece......now with 6 members ....

....and a little jazzy.....nice!

bacon
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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Dec 31 2009 8:00P
not currently booked:get in touch early to call dibs! tbc
Jan 29 2010 8:00P
barrel house Totnes

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   About Not Now Bernard
Curioser and curioser Not Now Bernard

Having met in the unlikely musical abyss of Darlington, Not Now Bernard's sound is instantly authentic. This demo showcases an influx of groovy, feel-good tunes laden with superb song writing ability. With strands of keys peeping through and the odd brass instrument making an appearance, the sound is thick yet never too busy. 'Lenny's Song' certainly wouldn't seem out of place on a late Beatles album and 'You Don't Live Twice' may well be a Doors B-side? Based on this little snippet, it seems like NNB could well breath life into a dormant musical age. It's splendid time-spanning music and well worth a listen.

Simon S Wright

Sandman Mag (Music Magazine of the North of England)

http://www.sandmanmagazine.co.uk/reviews/d010.htm

(it should be Dartington...not Darlington)

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Not Now Bernard is a band formed at Dartington College of Arts near to the town of Totnes, Devon, England. Having recently graduated, they are now highly in demand and ready to take japan!

The band is currently in the process of recording a short EP with the help of legendary Bobby '2shoe' Hewitt of Rumshebeen. Stay tuned to hear more in the next couple of months about that.

The band successfully pulled off a 'world' tour of the UK and managed not to get beaten up or be sick on anyone....

With a growing fanbase in the Southwest of England,the band have supported the likes of Yes Sir Boss, The Quails, The Days, Cosmo Jarvis and recently supported the Kooks and Ladyhawke at the Eden Sessions

For bookings contact Jonas at 07793019084 or Sammy/Jonas at 01803840627 or email Jonas at j_g_aaron@yahoo.com and Sammy at thefunkgetsstronger@yahoo.co.uk

FOR MORE INFO ON THE BAND AND EVERYTHING BERNARD CHECK OUT THE BLOG FOR "NOT NOW BERNARD FOR DUMMIES: AN ONLINE USER'S MANUAL"

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Not Now Bernard has 1651 friends.
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 had to change my name..witness protection and all. 


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Ella

Ella



Dec 23 2009 8:44 AM


******* newness *******
hey, how was your summer?
We are finally ready to start promoting my 'I Surrender' single with my album, 'Ella Trip' coming right after -yey!! What d'ya think to the video teaser?
Paul Song Lyricist - A Pocket Full of Songs

Paul Song Lyricist - A Pocket Full of Songs
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Dec 23 2009 6:29 AM

Hiya! I Just wanted to wish you a very Happy Christmas and hope that 2010 will be your best year ever:)! Good luck & all the best from Paul in the Holy Land:)!    (www.facebook.com/Paul.Robert.Thomas).
ROCK MANAGEMENT USA

ROCK MANAGEMENT USA



Dec 22 2009 5:07 AM


Bob Mcartney

Bob Mcartney



Dec 18 2009 8:43 PM


 

Trudi G

Trudi G



Dec 18 2009 6:38 PM

Seasonal Greetings!
Just spreading the news...
Bloggers have already compared my album to Blondie!
Intelligent Design - Debut album from Trudi G
Out December 14th on Bermuda Triangle Records at all good sites!









Zen Elephant

Zen Elephant



Dec 15 2009 12:35 PM

Excellent stuff folks!
Hope you enjoy our songs
Blessings
Zen Elephant x
The Twees

The Twees



Nov 27 2009 2:43 AM

How's everything been?

(:

Our EP just got put up on iTunes for $3.96! check it out:

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=337160251

*It's also on a bunch of other online stores, so check that out on our myspace page!

-The Twees
The Candles

The Candles



Nov 23 2009 5:07 PM

Thanks!!!PEACE & LOVE, THE CANDLES
Mary

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Nov 17 2009 8:27 PM

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Nov 13 2009 5:46 PM

cheers for poping by, and the seal!
The Candles

The Candles



Nov 11 2009 9:55 AM

Thanks for the add!!!very beautiful groove, THE CANDLES


The Humanitarians.

The Humanitarians.



Nov 10 2009 12:08 PM


 

lucyF

lucyF



Nov 8 2009 10:30 PM

you don't call...you don't write...x
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Lead Exhibitions Bristol



Nov 4 2009 10:54 AM

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Nov 3 2009 1:56 PM


Get the double A-side Single Now From 7 Digital!

And keep an eye out for the limited edition Green Vinyl! Thanks for the support!
Billi

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Oct 30 2009 12:02 PM

Pleassure to meet you :)

& Welcome to the house!

p.s
Happy Halloween

=billi
Top of the Ox

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Oct 28 2009 10:32 AM

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Peacock Soup *New Songs*

Peacock Soup *New Songs*



Oct 21 2009 6:02 PM

Stop by and check out some of our new tunes!

These are some ruff cuts but we hope you like them none the less!!

Please let us know what you think

Many thanks and Big Love!

PS

http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/ATASTEOFPEACOCKSOUP

 

Crystina Maez

Crystina Maez



Oct 21 2009 10:05 AM

May you have your feet on the ground, your heart in the stars and clarity in your mind.
~MLJ Promotions & Management~

~MLJ Promotions & Management~



Oct 20 2009 12:52 AM

Thanks for being a new friend of MLJ Promotions..

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Ash (TOUR BUILDING) Mandrake

Ash (TOUR BUILDING) Mandrake



Oct 18 2009 12:13 AM

Enjoying your site.

Playing @ The Junction, Plymouth
on Thur 12th Nov 2009
This is to let you know what's in store:



Hope you enjoy it.
Ash :o)
Gill **Ep out now at itunes**

Gill **Ep out now at itunes**



Oct 7 2009 5:03 PM

No worries Really enjoyed your set if you fancy doing some more gigs together let us know!
Cheers Guys.
Ed
Spark Up

Spark Up



Oct 5 2009 9:30 PM

Shot. x
SPIES..

SPIES..



Sep 28 2009 1:39 PM

Hey guys,sorry for this incredibly late response to your comment ...thanks very much.I like your stuff .A lot more cutting and interesting than most bands around devon,keep it up! annoyed i missed you at Ivylive but think i saw you on the dodgems! Scott/SPIES..
Paul Song Lyricist - A Pocket Full of Songs

Paul Song Lyricist - A Pocket Full of Songs
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Sep 21 2009 4:12 PM

Cheers for the add - I like your sounds, hope you like mine too:)!
Good luck & all the best from Paul:)!

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