Gridlink. Pig Destroyer.
Discordance Axis.
Agents of Abhorrence.
The Dillinger Escape Plan.
Converge.
The Kill.
Captain Cleanoff.
Cephalic Carnage.
The Dwarves.
4 Dead.
Insect Warfare.
Rotten Sound.
Kill The Client.
Bill Hicks.
Richard Dawkins.
Kill A Celebrity are a Sydney-based Australian three-piece playing short, caustic and agonizing hyper-violent grindcore in the vein of The Kill, Gridlink, Discordance Axis and Pig Destroyer.
The band is: Lachlan - Guitar Steve - Drums Ben - Vocals
Kill A Celebrity formed in 2006 with Steve and Lachlan grinding out Nasum covers in Steve's bedroom. We released our 12 track demo ‘Grindslaughter’ in early 2007 (which you can download here), and have been playing live since 2007 after debuting at Grindhead Records' Slaughterfest.
In 2008 we released a very limited run split double-floppy disc with Anal Discharge through Lesstalk Records, which is now sold out. In Janruary 2008 we recorded 10 tracks with Tim Carr of Soviet Records at Gene Warfare Studios for a split CD with the chaotic UK grind band Krupskaya, which is due for release on Grindhead Records during March/April 2009.
To date we have played with some immensely talented bands including Insect Warfare, Captain Cleanoff, Agents of Abhorrence, The Day Everything Became Nothing, The Guantanamo Bay City Rollers, Maximum Perversion, Pod People, Beyond Terror Beyond Grace, Twin City Faction, Rather Be Dead and Dining In Tuscany as well as at Slaughterfest 2007, East West Death/Grind Fest 2007 and Scumfest 2009.
If you want to book us just hit us up at criticalzombieholocaust (att) gmail (dott) com.
We don't care whether we're playing in your backyard to your
terrified crying pre-teen kids, in a car park with a generator to some
penniless bum, or scarring placid pill-heads freaking out on their peak at a rave. We're happy to accommodate your grinding requirements. We'll play at your party to ten of your mates; in a warehouse to a bunch of squatting hippies; in an allyway with a generator if need be - just shoot us an email, and if we've got a place to crash and maybe some free bourbon we'll drive out to your town and make terrible abrasive grind noise.
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SPLIT WITH ANAL DISCHARGE (2008) - SOLD OUT!
Sydney's much hated, shit-stirring, break-neck blasting, unlistenably abrasive grindfucks Kill A Celebrity seem to leave a trail of violence wherever they go – and this release is no exception, teaming up with the booze-lubed, drug-fueled, self-destructive Central Coast punk rockers Anal Discharge to create the first split release that should probably come with a free tetanus shot.
This ultra limited edition split comes in the form of an old school double floppy disk, and features Kill A Celebrity grind epics 'Dying for Meth' and 'Genocidal Superstar' as well as Anal Discharge's tasteful ode
to the late Heath Ledger's daughter 'Matilda Rose' and the love song 'Gash Rash'.
Lesstalk Records is doing a one-time run of 50 of these priceless retro-splits, so get your shit together and grab one for $5 before they're all gone and the memory of Anal Discharge is dead and buried six feet below the surface of the earth as all its former members lose their minds in a drug induced psychosis.
GRINDSLAUGHTER is Kill A Celebrity's twelve track CD-R demo which features
nineteen-minutes of break-neck Australian grindcore in the vein of Pig
Destroyer, Discordance Axis and Nasum in a professional printed
card-board slipcase.
GRINDSLAUGHTER is available for $5 AUD within Australia, or $4 USD
internationally through Grindhead Records - or free at a show. Failing that you can just DOWNLOAD IT HERE and grab one of the slipcases off us sometime.
“This “Grindslaughter” demo is just amazing, sometimes surprising and always grinding as fuck!!” - Vomit The Soul
"This Australian band plays fast grindcore with several great mosh parts, hardcorish vocals, and dissonant grind guitar shredding accompanied by rapid fire blasting drums. If you like demented grindcore then this is certainly for you." - Guttural Sickness
"The true noise-grind fans can blow some spunk on this one.” - Metalrage
“I did repeat the 5 second long 'Paris Hilton’s head on a fucking stake' a few times. From what I can tell, the song basically is a drum fill, guitar riff, blastbeats, and the singer screaming 'Paris’s head on a fucking stake, that’s hot!' Awesome.” - Global Domination
we got a brand-new 49 second nailbomb ear-fuck called 'stonebaby' on our page now for your listening enjoyment.
and if you are game enough to hear this (and many other) audio atrocities performed live, then get your arse up for this saturday, when tdg and Robots team up for some devastating underground grind action.
I kind of care that you're breaking up. Will try the hardest one can to make sure I'm at the show on the 11th. Unfortunately I'm not a hot chick who gives head. Sorry. Nathan, Mother Eel
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