my favorite band of the moment is suicidal rap orgy from australia - mc bushpig is the gutterslime i aspire to one day sound like. I LOVE GABBER AND TERROR CORE!!! i mean, honestly people, is there anything better in life? neophyte, angerfist, lenny dee (my brutha), radium, omar santana, thundergods, xylocaine, bio-forge, 3 da hard way, delta 9, dj tron, rotterdam terror corps, dj panzerfaust, art of fighters, dj outblast, dj delirium, buzz fuzz, rob gee, etc etc etc. I ALSO LOVE MASHUPS, SO DON'T STEP!! i also love electro shit like adult, mt. sims, jer ber jones, gravy train, avenue d, oops i fucked your dog, ladytron, scissor sisters, the faint, MIA, the cynical, she wants revenge, crack we are rock, dirty tickle, miss kittin, peaches... but then i can't stop listening to gay hardhouse, digi hardkwhore, techno and industrial...such as the berzerker, noisex, unit 187, combichrist, dj tameil, hot carlson, submerge 101, thomas krome, terrorfakt, apocalypse theater, atari teenage riot, jeff mills, benassi, hawtin, prototype 909, cari lekebusch, alec empire, lolita storm, mistress barbara, toxic lipstick, ohgr, the mad capsule markets, mindless self indulgence, conjoined twin burial plot, swamp terrorists, screamerclauze, libido airbag, disrupted beat, suicidal rap orgy, diodegeist, prototype 909, front line assembly, bozo porno circus, andreas kramer, daft punk, kid entropy ...rap crap like R.O.D., sido, frauenarzt, bushido, schwartz, lady sovereign, the streets, olli banjo, lil' kim, otto von schirach, electro love filth machine, mc paul barman, lil jon, mizz beats, mc chris, fannypack, tech n9ne, dj bliss aka sutter kain, lo key, eminem, rahzel, biz markie, beastie boys, outkast, deltron 3030, necro, princess superstar, 2 live crew, missy elliot, jam pony express, ... punk shit like state of fear, disrupt, raooul, dahmer, doom, decrypt, code 13, the locust, all of mike patton's projects (most notably mr. bungle & tomahawk), deceived ... metal like pantera, gut, sepultura, 7000 dying rats, L7, gwar, arch enemy, society 1, system of a down, twisted sister, ... weird shit like crotchduster, rtm, gnarkill, gogol bordello, spike jones, reverend glasseye and his wooden legs, elvis hitler, secret chiefs 3, alamaailman vasarat .. . geniuses like danny elfman, rob zombie, dr. steel & goblin ... classics like alice cooper, queen, guns 'n' roses, joan jett, lords of acid, ramones, richard hell & the voidoids, slayer, the clash, crass, thrill kill, the cramps... and for some strange reason i really like muse. i've got a huge musical erection .
Sounds Like
your penis, slapping up against the roof of your dog's mouth
songs unavailable on messy profile player are now available for download:
messy stench - furvert
a song about loving stuffed animals a little bit too much as a child and how messy dealt with the social consequences. click here to hear a sample of the track, whores! act fast, the first 10 sales get a personal gift, mailed from messy herself!!!
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oops i fucked your dog - child molestor
the only recorded song from the duo known as "oops i fucked your dog", child molestor was messy's first vocal debut ever! recorded with bandmate, toby terrordactyl in chicago. click here to hear a sample of the track, whores!
catch me, eating off deli trays backstage, hangin' out with the mentally handicapped, scarfin' hot dogs out of the trash, etc. warning: may induce vomitting - here are some tame samples of my candid photo collection:
a whole collection of captured cam shots since 2002 - watch me masturbate my cat over and over!:
and don't forget to check out my merch, ranging from cute babydoll tshirts to authentic, bloody tampons. and just to answer your gay emails that i'm sick of getting: YES, PEOPLE BUY THIS SHIT! now fuck off and steal your dad's credit card. some samples of the perversity:
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We need to do that interview for the magazine i write for (movement magazine), comment me back when you get the chance. i got the questions ready.. finally
thanks for being our friend! limited edition pulp paperbacks written by Steve Niles coming soon. If interested please stop by and say hi. cheers! Alex & Steve
ummm iiii... um I like long walks on the beach.. aaaaahhh ommmmm sipping martinis......while listening to Burke backerat......
soooooooo aaaaaa whats up?
U into gladiator films as well.
I see u like red velvet...... soooooo do I
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Break off a piece yyeeeeeessssssssss no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOO fuk the "piece" I WANT THE WHOLE THING B I T C H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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