Right, so it turns out that MySpace is for more than just infantile attention seeking -- you can use it for shameless whoring of your works and consumables, too!
Monkey Fluids is an online comic of sorts. What I do, see, is I scan pictures from old children's annuals and add my own captions for humourous effect. There are a couple of samples in my Pics bit. Clever, eh? I bet no-one's ever done any thing like that before ever. Ever.
Your instructions are therefore as follows:
- Go to http://www.monkeyfluids.com.
- Laugh like the braying swampdonkeys you are.
- Go to http://cafepress.com/monkeyfluids.
- Go also to http://cafepress.com/monkeyfluids2.
- Buy enough of my crap that I can afford my own Rapebear T-shirt.
- There is no 6.
I'm huge in Portugal, you know. Seriously.