MySpace a place for friends

Right, so it turns out that MySpace is for more than just infantile attention seeking -- you can use it for shameless whoring of your works and consumables, too!

Monkey Fluids is an online comic of sorts. What I do, see, is I scan pictures from old children's annuals and add my own captions for humourous effect. There are a couple of samples in my Pics bit. Clever, eh? I bet no-one's ever done any thing like that before ever. Ever.

Your instructions are therefore as follows:

1. Go to http://www.monkeyfluids.com.
2. Laugh like the braying swampdonkeys you are.
3. Go to http://cafepress.com/monkeyfluids.
4. Go also to http://cafepress.com/monkeyfluids2.
5. Buy enough of my crap that I can afford my own Rapebear T-shirt.
6. There is no 6.

I'm huge in Portugal, you know. Seriously.

Like is a strong word. I'm all about the whoring here. I'll add anyone, me.

I'll also remove anyone who sends more than two bulletins in a single day. If I want to experience the minutiae of your tepid existence, I'll read your fucking blog.

I'm not reading your fucking blog.