Monkey Fluids
"Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know."

Male
32 years old
Auckland,
New Zealand



Last Login:7/24/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/monkeyfluids  

     Monkey Fluids's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Auckland
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:Post grad



Monkey Fluids not fooled by this status crap, MySpace - you're no Facebook

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About me:

Right, so it turns out that MySpace is for more than just infantile attention seeking -- you can use it for shameless whoring of your works and consumables, too!

Monkey Fluids is an online comic of sorts. What I do, see, is I scan pictures from old children's annuals and add my own captions for humourous effect. There are a couple of samples in my Pics bit. Clever, eh? I bet no-one's ever done any thing like that before ever. Ever.

Your instructions are therefore as follows:

  1. Go to http://www.monkeyfluids.com.
  2. Laugh like the braying swampdonkeys you are.
  3. Go to http://cafepress.com/monkeyfluids.
  4. Go also to http://cafepress.com/monkeyfluids2.
  5. Buy enough of my crap that I can afford my own Rapebear T-shirt.
  6. There is no 6.

I'm huge in Portugal, you know. Seriously.

Who I'd like to meet:

Like is a strong word. I'm all about the whoring here. I'll add anyone, me.

I'll also remove anyone who sends more than two bulletins in a single day. If I want to experience the minutiae of your tepid existence, I'll read your fucking blog.

I'm not reading your fucking blog.


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Monkey Fluids has 162 friends.
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Monkey Fluids's Friends Comments
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SteveB





Apr 15 2008 5:01 AM

nnnnnngggggggggaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhhh

why did it have to end?
john





Apr 8 2008 4:44 PM

Semen
john





Mar 28 2008 4:00 PM

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piediddly





Mar 14 2008 11:49 PM

kind thx for the add and for making me laugh so hard it hurt!
Lea





Jan 31 2008 9:54 PM

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Nancy Ninja





Jan 11 2008 5:55 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Ya freak...in...genius :) Hope it's a good day!
Etoile





Jan 4 2008 10:36 AM

hey my friend saw your profiole and thinKks you look hoPt! she is new to myspSace but wants to chat with you on msbn mesCsenger her name on there is emily23spa@hotmail.com
Fold





Nov 29 2007 12:36 PM

I can't believe Anne Frank managed to shit out that hook. Thats Impressive.
återvändsgränd





Oct 18 2007 1:11 PM

Thanks for the add. Your comics are absolutely hilarious.
john





Sep 28 2007 11:53 AM

You are still my idol!!
T.J.





Jul 28 2007 11:53 AM

Dear MF,

Thanks for the add. I saw your site through StumbleUpon.com, thought it was hilarious, and decided to ask you to be a MySpace friend of mine -- because better a long-distance friend than none at all.
Nancy Ninja





Mar 27 2007 5:56 AM

Sad to see you've stopped making harsh comments realting to innocent pictures. We'll miss it dearly! Hope you get back for some more misplaced comic timing. Enjoy yourself:)
Chelly





Jan 6 2007 1:24 AM

Happy birthday!
Lamington





Jan 2 2007 3:58 PM

Why, a comic genius such as yours shouldn't even face the possibility of escaping unflattered.

I've exploited your creativity once again though. Please know I could never outdo you, I'm merely trying to emulate you to some degree to gain a few cheap laughs.

You are the pioneer.

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Rich S J Scholes





Aug 9 2006 9:38 PM

To quote Clublife: "MySpace: It's not just for rapists anymore".
Kitty Holloway





Aug 4 2006 8:29 AM

Me gusta la Monkey Fluids
Admiral Inner





Jul 16 2006 10:50 AM

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They are so eating an entire TCBY shop when they are done.
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