Genre:Jokes / Jokes / Jokes
TV ShowsDown & Dirty w/ Jim Norton, Dave Attell’s Insomni(g)ac(k) Tour, Last Comic Standing, Weekends at the DL, Premium Blend, Late Friday.
FilmsMen in Black II.
Albums"Spilled Milk", "The Unbookables"
BioSean was born of an angel and a drunk just weeks into 1975, the Chinese year of the Rabbit. About seven years later his parents divorced due to his father's no-ice-or-even-a-cup-needed vodka drinking policy. Within the week after the split Pops barreled through a red light and slammed into an unsuspecting motorist. The crash induced a stroke and Dad was paralyzed from the waist down. During the ensuing confusion Sean was molested by a neighbor, and soon afterwards the jokes started flowing. These catastrophic events in the young boy's life set the wheels in motion for Sean to become a naturalized citizen of the World of Comedy...
InfluencesA deadbeat dad, child molestation, alcohol, drugs, and the Catholic church.
About me:If I'm drinkin', something's gonna happen.
Who I'd like to meet:I would like to talk baseball and drink beer at an Irish pub with Peter Gammons.
- Status: Married
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Katy, TX
- Orientation: Straight
- Religion: Agnostic
- Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
- Children: Proud parent
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: Some college
- Occupation: Stand-up comic
GeneralLittle Baby Rhino. Jokes. Watching good comics die (figuratively) .NFL shootouts. Small ball and pitching duels. New beers. Biting. Dark hair and natural titties (especially Boom-Boom's). The Past. Cooking. Writing at coffee shops. Poor man's speedballs. Awkward silence. My dog. The Road.
BooksGenesis is the funniest. Revelations is the coolest.
Katy H S
1990 to 1993
- Graduated: 1993
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma