Sean Rouse
General Info
Genre:
Jokes / Jokes / JokesTV Shows
Down & Dirty w/ Jim Norton, Dave Attell’s Insomni(g)ac(k) Tour, Last Comic Standing, Weekends at the DL, Premium Blend, Late Friday.Films
Men in Black II.Albums
"Spilled Milk", "The Unbookables"Website
seanrouse.comBio
Sean was born of an angel and a drunk just weeks into 1975, the Chinese year of the Rabbit. About seven years later his parents divorced due to his father's no-ice-or-even-a-cup-needed vodka drinking policy. Within the week after the split Pops barreled through a red light and slammed into an unsuspecting motorist. The crash induced a stroke and Dad was paralyzed from the waist down. During the ensuing confusion Sean was molested by a neighbor, and soon afterwards the jokes started flowing. These catastrophic events in the young boy's life set the wheels in motion for Sean to become a naturalized citizen of the World of Comedy...Influences
A deadbeat dad, child molestation, alcohol, drugs, and the Catholic church.
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About me:
If I'm drinkin', something's gonna happen.Who I'd like to meet:
I would like to talk baseball and drink beer at an Irish pub with Peter Gammons.Details
- Status: Married
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Katy, TX
- Orientation: Straight
- Religion: Agnostic
- Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
- Children: Proud parent
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: Some college
- Occupation: Stand-up comic
Interests
General
Little Baby Rhino. Jokes. Watching good comics die (figuratively) .NFL shootouts. Small ball and pitching duels. New beers. Biting. Dark hair and natural titties (especially Boom-Boom's). The Past. Cooking. Writing at coffee shops. Poor man's speedballs. Awkward silence. My dog. The Road.Music
Movies
Books
Genesis is the funniest. Revelations is the coolest.Heroes
None.
Schools
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Katy H S
- Katy,Texas
- Graduated: 1993
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
1990 to 1993