Sean Rouse
Jokes / Jokes / Jokes
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"Getting kicked out of rooms for jokes for over 25 years."
Male
33 years old
Los Angeles,
United States
Last Login: 11/18/2008
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Sean Rouse's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Sean was born of an angel and a drunk just weeks into 1975, the Chinese year of the Rabbit. About seven years later his parents divorced due to his father's no-ice-or-even-a-cup-needed vodka drinking policy. Within the week after the split Pops barreled through a red light and slammed into an unsuspecting motorist. The crash induced a stroke and Dad was paralyzed from the waist down. During the ensuing confusion Sean was molested by a neighbor, and soon afterwards the jokes started flowing. These catastrophic events in the young boy's life set the wheels in motion for Sean to become a naturalized citizen of the World of Comedy... | | Website | seanrouse.com | | Influences | A deadbeat dad, child molestation, alcohol, drugs, and the Catholic church. | | TV Shows | Down & Dirty w/ Jim Norton, Dave Attell’s Insomni(g)ac(k) Tour, Last Comic Standing, Weekends at the DL, Premium Blend, Late Friday. | | Films | Men in Black II. | | Albums | "Spilled Milk", "The Unbookables" |
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Sean Rouse's Interests
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| General | Little Baby Rhino. Jokes. Contact Sports. Cooking. The Road. | | Music | Old country and their kin in the mornin'. Old soul in the evening. Classical in traffic. Southern Rock when I'm drinking. All things Claypool. SRV if the record breaks. No New Country. Never this Pop Shit that they pump into the kids. Rap might as well be Tejano now. | | Movies | Dr. Strangelove is the funniest. Fight Club is the coolest. | | Television | It broke a few months ago and all I miss are the pitching duels and small ball. | | Books | Genesis is the funniest. Revelations is the coolest. | | Heroes | Sarah Palin's special needs child. |
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Sean Rouse's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Katy, TX | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Stand-up comic |
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Sean Rouse's Schools
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Katy H S
Katy,Texas
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
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About me:
I am an unrefined gentleman, and I don't see this changing on account of my horrible memory and extremely intense wine headaches. I am a rheumatic arthritic, and I don't see this changing on account of the capitalistic establishment's unwillingness to heal the sick for fear of declining quarterly profits. My hobbies include reading funny and/or opinionated T-shirts and collecting internet racks. If you ever really bought me as "Your Pet", I'd chew your fucking throat out as you slept.
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Who I'd like to meet:
anyone, except... hacks, Jim Gray, and people who can't take a joke(figuratively).
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Sean Rouse has 2479 friends.
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