Sean Rouse
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Oooowww, God damnit these fucking knees...
Male
34 years old
Los Angeles
United States
Last Login: 9/8/2009
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Sean Rouse's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Sean was born of an angel and a drunk just weeks into 1975, the Chinese year of the Rabbit. About seven years later his parents divorced due to his father's no-ice-or-even-a-cup-needed vodka drinking policy. Within the week after the split Pops barreled through a red light and slammed into an unsuspecting motorist. The crash induced a stroke and Dad was paralyzed from the waist down. During the ensuing confusion Sean was molested by a neighbor, and soon afterwards the jokes started flowing. These catastrophic events in the young boy's life set the wheels in motion for Sean to become a naturalized citizen of the World of Comedy... | | Website | seanrouse.com | | Influences | A deadbeat dad, child molestation, alcohol, drugs, and the Catholic church. | | TV Shows | Down & Dirty w/ Jim Norton, Dave Attell’s Insomni(g)ac(k) Tour, Last Comic Standing, Weekends at the DL, Premium Blend, Late Friday. | | Films | Men in Black II. | | Albums | "Spilled Milk", "The Unbookables" |
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Sean Rouse's Interests
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| General | Little Baby Rhino. Jokes. Watching good comics die (figuratively) .NFL shootouts. Small ball and pitching duels. New beers. Biting. Dark hair and natural titties (especially Boom-Boom's). The Past. Cooking. Writing at coffee shops. Poor man's speedballs. Awkward silence. My dog. The Road. | | Music | Southern rock. Grunge. Old country. Old soul. Singer-songwriters, but not James Taylor for some reason. Classical in traffic. Tool. SRV. CCR. All things Claypool. | | Movies | Dr. Strangelove is the funniest. Fight Club is the coolest. | | Books | Genesis is the funniest. Revelations is the coolest. | | Heroes | None. |
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Comedians of MySpace, Hardcore Racists
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Sean Rouse's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Katy, TX | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Stand-up comic |
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Sean Rouse's Schools
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Katy H S
Katy,Texas
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
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| Clips: 1 |
Total Plays: 2673 |
Plays Today: 0 |
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Run Time:
146
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Plays:
2673
Comments:
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Sean Rouse's Blurbs |
About me:
If I'm drinkin', something's gonna happen.
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Who I'd like to meet:
I would like to talk baseball and drink beer at an Irish pub with Peter Gammons.
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