A Certain Jen Ne Sais Kwok
Jen Kwok
Jen Kwok a certain Jen ne sais Kwok!

Female
27 years old
Brooklyn, New York
United States



Last Login: 10/31/2009
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GeneralAbout Ukulele Comedian Jen Kwok:

Jen Kwok is a comedian and musician based in Brooklyn, NY. Within a few months of performing ukulele stand-up, Jen was brought to national attention as a finalist in NBC's Stand-Up for Diversity. She has quickly established herself as one of the quirkiest young comedians working across genres, performing at such diverse venues as Gotham Comedy Club, Highline Ballroom, and The Bowery Poetry Club. Jen's comedic exploits have also landed her on CNN and PBS, and in the pages of Rolling Stone Magazine and The New York Times. Look out for Jen in the upcoming feature film Eat, Pray, Love. http://jenkwok.wordpress.com

Jen's Performance Schedule is over here! ----------->

Jen's videos may be found at www.youtube.com/jenkwokfunnygirl

MusicLady Gaga Parody Featured in Rolling Stone Magazine and Radio Stations Across the Country!

Octo-mom Interview Parody featured on CNN's Situation Room!

MoviesFunny Fat Girl

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BooksQuotes About Jen Kwok:

"I am very proud of you and your unique style. You put some stank on it!" - Bill Bellamy, host of Last Comic Standing

"Jen...have mercy!" - Wynton Marsalis, Pulitzer Prize and Grammy-winning jazz trumpeter and composer

”…can't get enough of the latest comedy ukulele sensation Jen Kwok” – www.ukulelehunt.com

"Jen Kwok broke up the monotony, producing big laughs while singing along to a ukulele." - Stage Time Magazine

“Jen blossomed into a singing/comedic wonder that will diffuse her Crayola melodies into the world.” – Jen’s cynical friend Akio

"Auf Ukulele Midnight Disco gibt's von Jen Kwok auch eine Version von "Gatekeeper", welches ja (bekanntlich?) ein Lied vom Album "Let It Die" ist. Sehr schön dargebracht." - Jen fan on a German ukulele message board

"I like to tell people what you're doing with your life! Wait...what ARE you doing with your life? I'm so confused...." - Jen's mom

"Jen Kwok had the audience in stitches - homies!" - Jason Tagg, Sonic Uke

"Like an Asian Scarlett Johannsen." - Phil Nee, photographer & the Godfather of Asian comedy

"...she kills with a ukulele" - Punchline Magazine

HeroesCOMEDY: DAVE CHAPPELLE, TINA FEY, WOODY ALLEN, WES ANDERSON, CONAN O'BRIEN, Victor Borge, Robert Klein, Steve Martin, Ellen DeGeneres, Kathy Griffin, Margaret Cho, Wayne Brady, Demitri Martin, Zach Galifianakis, Flight of the Conchords, The State.

MUSIC: CHOPIN, DEBUSSY, ELLA FITZGERALD, HOROWITZ, LYLE RITZ, Aretha Franklin, Eva Cassidy, Sam Cooke, Otis Reddding, Nancy Wilson, Esthero, Alison Krauss, Feist, Holly Palmer, Regina Spektor, April Smith, Mariah Carey, Hall & Oates.


     A Certain Jen Ne Sais Kwok's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Palmdale, CA
Body type:5' 7" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:Asian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Money maker shaker

   A Certain Jen Ne Sais Kwok's Companies
Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre (UCBT)
New York, NY US
Improv Student

May 2005 - July 2006
The Peoples Improv Theater (PIT)
New York, NY US
Musical Improv/Sketch Student/Performer

March 2007-Current
Tijuana Yacht Club!
New York, NY US
Vocals, jokes, ukulele, keyboard and glockenspiel

Sept 2007 - Current
Beanstock'd
US
Writer
www.beanstockd.com

July 2008-Current
VH1 Digital
US
Writer
www.ilovetv.com

Oct 2008-Nov 2008
MC Hammerstein
New York, NY US
Musical Improviser

Oct 2008-Jan 2009
TV Grapevine
US
Writer
Reality TV

Jan 2009-Current



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About me:

http://jenkwok.net

Bookings & Press: jen@goodkident.com
E-mail Jen: jenkwokfunnygirl@gmail.com



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Nov 14 2009 9:00A
AAWW Asian American Literary Festival - Time TBD @ powerHouse Arena
Nov 21 2009 8:30P
Columbia University AAA Culture Shock @ Columbia University

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Oct 25 2009 11:00 AM

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Oct 18 2009 8:12 AM

Hello Lacey Fans… It is that time again. Please vote for Mark & Lacey on Dancing with the Stars this Monday! Call 1-800-868-3403 (10 times per phone number), AT&T users text “vote” to 3403 and vote online at abc.com (10 votes per email address).

 

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Oct 12 2009 1:20 AM

Hello DWTS & Lacey Fans… It's time to get serious. This season there is going to be THREE DOUBLE ELIMINATIONS back to back to back where half of the cast will be eliminated!

So please continue to vote for Mark & Lacey on Dancing with the Stars! Call 1-800-868-3403 (12 times per phone number), AT&T users text your vote to 3403 and vote online at abc.com (12 votes per email address).

 

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Oct 5 2009 1:37 AM

Please continue to vote for Mark & Lacey on Dancing with the Stars! You can call 1-800-868-3403 (13 times per phone number), if you’re with AT&T text your vote to 3403 and vote online at abc.com (13 votes per email address).

Phone lines, text votes (AT&T customers only) and online polls will open at the top of each performance show so that viewers can vote for their favorites. Phone and text lines will stay open for 30 minutes after the end of the show. Online voting will remain open until noon (Eastern Time) the next day.

 

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Plus starting 6PM PST on Tuesday, October 6th… Vote for Lacey for the pro on Design a Dance..

Fender® Artist Ukulele Ray

Fender® Artist Ukulele Ray



Oct 5 2009 10:48 PM

Rockin' the Roofs of
Scottsdale on Fender® Ukes!
Doesn't get any better than this!
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Sep 28 2009 8:50 PM

Don’t forget to vote for Mark & Lacey tonight on Dancing with the Stars! You can call 1-800-868-3403, if you’re with AT&T text your vote to 3403 or vote online at abc.com.

 

Phone lines, text votes (AT&T customers only) and online polls will open at the top of each performance show so that viewers can vote for their favorites. Phone and text lines will stay open for 30 minutes after the end of the show. Online voting will remain open until noon (Eastern Time) the next day.

 

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Daniel Ho Creations

Daniel Ho



Sep 14 2009 11:23 PM

.. Aloha!

We are excited to announce that our 5 new Hawaiian cd releases are on the preliminary Grammy ballot! Please consider our Hawaiian albums:

LISTEN HERE


He Nani by Tia Carrere and Daniel Ho


Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar, vol. 2 by various artists: George Kahumoku, Jr., Dennis Kamakahi, Sonny Lim, Keoki Kahumoku, Owana Salazar, Kawika Kahiapo, Jeff Peterson, Daniel Ho, Richard Ho'opi'i, Bobby Ingano, Kawika Kahiapo and Jeff Peterson


Ho'ola I Ka Poli by Kawaikapuokalani Hewett


Aloha Pumehana by Darlene Ahuna


Kani Wai by George Kahumoku, Jr. and Bob Brozman <
Langsta

Zach Lang



Sep 11 2009 7:46 PM

thanks for making a song for asian guys!
Langsta

Zach Lang



Jul 26 2009 4:14 PM

thanks for the add
ur so funny

asian pride!
Daniel Ho Creations

Daniel Ho



Jul 4 2009 4:37 PM



Come join us as we promote our new album "He Nani"

Friday, July 10, 2009 - 8:30pm
w/Tia Carrere
Jon Lovitz Comedy Club
Universal City Walk, LA, CA

Thanks,
Daniel
www.DanielHo.com ..
DJTR Media & Production Company

DJTR Media & Production Company



Jul 11 2009 8:12 AM

Jen Jen - I wanted to reach out and say Thank You for Sprinkling your creative genius on "The Jump" and making it a hit. I hope your well.
soce, the elemental wizard

soce, the elemental wizard



Jun 10 2009 1:22 AM

Thanks for putting me in your top friends! You are in mine as well!
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Jun 5 2009 4:22 AM

Thanks for the add. You're pretty-funny!
April Smith and the Great Picture Show!

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May 28 2009 8:26 PM

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Show Choir! - The Musical

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May 16 2009 3:50 AM

Show Choir! - The Musical is thrilled to announce the kickoff of our Official Website! http://www.showchoirthemusical.com
Swing by to check out our page and to get your official Show Choir merchandise! While you’re there, be sure to join our mailing list to be kept up to date on all the Show Choir news!

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May 10 2009 7:30 PM

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Tuesday May 12th
The CABARET SHOW
Identity
511 E. 6th Street
(Ave. A and Ave. B)
Show at 9:30 PM
$8.00

Hard Candy Burlesque
This Month
Juliet Jeske will sing live DURING the Burlesque Acts.
We may only try this once. Don’t miss it!!!
Apathy Angel
Miss Kissy Wishes
Connie Baker
Jezebel Express
Jenny Cest Quoi
Hard Cory
Victoria Privates
And Juliet Jeske aka Princess Sunshine as Sally Bowles
Joe the Shark on the Door
And our very own Stage Monkey – Leo Acton

SUGARNY!
Join us as DJ Cub and a rotating lineup of guest DJs bring you the best booty-shakin' electro, breaks, sexy trance and trip-hop from 8:00pm to close; the luscious liquor pimp Persia serves up our exclusive sugar martinis and drink specials; and our delicious electro go-go girls, led by Mandy, shake it just for you. No cover charge!
Maria Prophetissa

Maria Prophetissa



May 7 2009 12:02 AM

Thanks for adding me :D ..xx
Christina Lee

Christina Lee



Apr 30 2009 12:43 PM

Hey Jen, :) Just coming by to say hello and seeing how you were doing! what's the Latest?
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Chelley Merrell



Apr 17 2009 2:39 PM

You're fantastic! Thanks for your friendship! Chelley
Princess Sunshine

Princess Sunshine



Apr 6 2009 4:54 PM

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Tuesday April 7th
Identity
511 E. 6th Street
(Ave. A and Ave. B)
Show at 9:30 PM
$8.00

This Month’s Headliner
Jessica Delfino – Musical Comedian as featured in “What would Jesus Buy?”
Joel Jeske
Magdalena Fox
Poppy T
Miss AuroraBoobRealis
Princess Sunshine Hosts!

Joe the Shark on Door

SUGARNY!
Join us as DJ Cub and a rotating lineup of guest DJs bring you the best booty-shakin' electro, breaks, sexy trance and trip-hop from 8:00pm to close; the luscious liquor pimp Persia serves up our exclusive sugar martinis and drink specials; and our delicious electro go-go girls, led by Mandy, shake it just for you.
No cover charge!
April Smith and the Great Picture Show!

April Smith and the Great Picture Show!



Apr 1 2009 3:50 PM

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Mar 18 2009 7:28 AM

Bee 4 Beer.

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Feb 25 2009 10:15 AM

NOW ON i-TUNES!!
SUPER EUROBEAT presents DOMINO Special COLLECTION Vol.1

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COVER by PHILIP AUSTIN

* FALL IN LOVE
* HOT CONFESSION
* BEHIND YOU
* DOMINO DANCING
* TORA TORA TORA
* BEAT BEAT FREAK
* MY LOVE IS STILL ALIVE
* EUROBOY
* GIVE ME FIVE
* SPINNING LIKE A TOP
* I WANNA DANCE (JAPANESE L)
* WOA WOA WOA
* TOMODACHI BIG FRIEND
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Feb 17 2009 10:53 PM

First Timer's CONVICTION Warrants Six Figures From Warner Brothers and Joel Silver!
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