A Certain Jen Ne Sais Kwok
Jen Kwok
a certain Jen ne sais Kwok!

Female
26 years old
Brooklyn, New York
United States



Last Login: 7/8/2009
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GeneralAbout Ukulele Comedian Jen Kwok:

Jen Kwok is a writer and performer based in Brooklyn, NY who combines music, improv, making people uncomfortable and stand-up comedy. That's weird, you say?! Probably. But this all makes sense in her quest to become the Asian female Tom Waits of comedy. Although Jen enjoys playing ukulele to tens of people in basement burlesque shows, she has also reached national recognition as a finalist in NBC's Stand-Up for Diversity and maintains one of the fastest growing blogs on the Internet: http://jenkwok.wordpress.com.

Jen has secured a reputation as an all-around performer on the New York comedy scene, and is in-demand at such diverse venues as mainstream comedy rooms (Gotham Comedy Club, Broadway Comedy Club), alternative comedy shows (The Tank, Bowery Poetry Club, Ochi's Lounge at Comix, The PIT), burlesque nights and cabarets.

Jen also writes and performs with her comedy duo, Tijuana Yacht Club. Jen has studied comedy improvisation at Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (UCB) and musical improv and sketch writing at The Peoples Improv Theatre's (PIT). She likes puppies. Obviously.

Jen's Performance Schedule is over here! ----------->

Jen's videos may be found at www.youtube.com/jenkwokfunnygirl

Funny Fat Girl

Desert to the Sea:

BooksQuotes About Jen Kwok:

"I am very proud of you and your unique style. You put some stank on it!" - Bill Bellamy, host of Last Comic Standing

"Jen...have mercy!" - Wynton Marsalis, Pulitzer Prize and Grammy-winning jazz trumpeter and composer

”…can't get enough of the latest comedy ukulele sensation Jen Kwok” – www.ukulelehunt.com

"Jen Kwok broke up the monotony, producing big laughs while singing along to a ukulele." - Stage Time Magazine

“Jen blossomed into a singing/comedic wonder that will diffuse her Crayola melodies into the world.” – Jen’s cynical friend Akio

"Auf Ukulele Midnight Disco gibt's von Jen Kwok auch eine Version von "Gatekeeper", welches ja (bekanntlich?) ein Lied vom Album "Let It Die" ist. Sehr schön dargebracht." - Jen fan on a German ukulele message board

"I like to tell people what you're doing with your life! Wait...what ARE you doing with your life? I'm so confused...." - Jen's mom

"Jen Kwok had the audience in stitches - homies!" - Jason Tagg, Sonic Uke

"Like an Asian Scarlett Johannsen." - Phil Nee, photographer & the Godfather of Asian comedy

"...she kills with a ukulele" - Punchline Magazine

HeroesCOMEDY: DAVE CHAPPELLE, TINA FEY, WOODY ALLEN, WES ANDERSON, CONAN O'BRIEN, Victor Borge, Robert Klein, Steve Martin, Ellen DeGeneres, Kathy Griffin, Margaret Cho, Wayne Brady, Demitri Martin, Zach Galifianakis, Flight of the Conchords, The State.

MUSIC: CHOPIN, DEBUSSY, ELLA FITZGERALD, HOROWITZ, LYLE RITZ, Aretha Franklin, Eva Cassidy, Sam Cooke, Otis Reddding, Nancy Wilson, Esthero, Alison Krauss, Feist, Holly Palmer, Regina Spektor, April Smith, Mariah Carey, Hall & Oates.


     A Certain Jen Ne Sais Kwok's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Palmdale, CA
Body type:5' 7" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:Asian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Money maker shaker

   A Certain Jen Ne Sais Kwok's Companies
Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre (UCBT)
New York, NY US
Improv Student

May 2005 - July 2006
The Peoples Improv Theater (PIT)
New York, NY US
Musical Improv/Sketch Student/Performer

March 2007-Current
Tijuana Yacht Club!
New York, NY US
Vocals, jokes, ukulele, keyboard and glockenspiel

Sept 2007 - Current
Beanstock'd
US
Writer
www.beanstockd.com

July 2008-Current
VH1 Digital
US
Writer
www.ilovetv.com

Oct 2008-Nov 2008
MC Hammerstein
New York, NY US
Musical Improviser

Oct 2008-Jan 2009
TV Grapevine
US
Writer
Reality TV

Jan 2009-Current



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OCTO-MOM PARODY FEATURED ON CNN!!!  (view more)

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Lady Gaga Parody: Lady GAG - Butterface Juliet and I had our Octo-mom Interview Parody featured on CNN's Situation Room!!!
CNN Situation Room Segment featuring our Octo-Mom Parody!

Here is the original video below:

Ann Curry v. Nadja Suleman Parody

Bookings & Press: jen@goodkident.com
E-mail Jen: jenkwokfunnygirl@gmail.com



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soce, the elemental wizard





Jun 10 2009 1:22 AM

Thanks for putting me in your top friends! You are in mine as well!
TurkeyJerky





Jun 5 2009 4:22 AM

Thanks for the add. You're pretty-funny!
April Smith and the Great Picture Show!





May 28 2009 8:26 PM

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Show Choir! - The Musical





May 16 2009 3:50 AM

Show Choir! - The Musical is thrilled to announce the kickoff of our Official Website! http://www.showchoirthemusical.com
Swing by to check out our page and to get your official Show Choir merchandise! While you’re there, be sure to join our mailing list to be kept up to date on all the Show Choir news!

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Coming soon…
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A National Campaign to Bring Show Choirs Together in Harmony


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May 20 2009 8:09 AM


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May 10 2009 7:30 PM

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Tuesday May 12th
The CABARET SHOW
Identity
511 E. 6th Street
(Ave. A and Ave. B)
Show at 9:30 PM
$8.00

Hard Candy Burlesque
This Month
Juliet Jeske will sing live DURING the Burlesque Acts.
We may only try this once. Don’t miss it!!!
Apathy Angel
Miss Kissy Wishes
Connie Baker
Jezebel Express
Jenny Cest Quoi
Hard Cory
Victoria Privates
And Juliet Jeske aka Princess Sunshine as Sally Bowles
Joe the Shark on the Door
And our very own Stage Monkey – Leo Acton

SUGARNY!
Join us as DJ Cub and a rotating lineup of guest DJs bring you the best booty-shakin' electro, breaks, sexy trance and trip-hop from 8:00pm to close; the luscious liquor pimp Persia serves up our exclusive sugar martinis and drink specials; and our delicious electro go-go girls, led by Mandy, shake it just for you. No cover charge!
Maria Prophetissa





May 7 2009 12:02 AM

Thanks for adding me :D ..xx
Christina Lee





Apr 30 2009 12:43 PM

Hey Jen, :) Just coming by to say hello and seeing how you were doing! what's the Latest?
Cosmic Geisha Jewelry





Apr 17 2009 2:39 PM

You're fantastic! Thanks for your friendship! Chelley
Big Love <3 for Lacey





Apr 19 2009 4:06 AM

Even though Lacey and Steve-O have been eliminated from the competition, you can still vote for Lacey in DWTS Design a Dance! What happens is fans vote on everything…the dance style, song, pro dancers (1 male, 1 female) and even get to design the costumes!

So make sure you vote as many times as you can for Lacey and also for Mark Ballas as the male pro! Lacey and Mark have great chemisty, which was proven on the tour!

So far we know that the fans have voted the Quickstep as the dance and “It Don’t Mean A Thing (If It Ain’t Got That Swing)” by Ross Mitchell.


So let’s vote just as hard as we did for Lacey and Steve-O!

http://abc.go.com/primetime/dancingwiththestars/index?pn=designadance


Big Love <3 for Lacey





Apr 11 2009 7:57 PM

Big Love <3 for Lacey





Apr 5 2009 11:58 PM

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Get Your Own LED Scroller now! ..
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Princess Sunshine





Apr 6 2009 4:54 PM

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Tuesday April 7th
Identity
511 E. 6th Street
(Ave. A and Ave. B)
Show at 9:30 PM
$8.00

This Month’s Headliner
Jessica Delfino – Musical Comedian as featured in “What would Jesus Buy?”
Joel Jeske
Magdalena Fox
Poppy T
Miss AuroraBoobRealis
Princess Sunshine Hosts!

Joe the Shark on Door

SUGARNY!
Join us as DJ Cub and a rotating lineup of guest DJs bring you the best booty-shakin' electro, breaks, sexy trance and trip-hop from 8:00pm to close; the luscious liquor pimp Persia serves up our exclusive sugar martinis and drink specials; and our delicious electro go-go girls, led by Mandy, shake it just for you.
No cover charge!
April Smith and the Great Picture Show!





Apr 1 2009 3:50 PM

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Jim Holland





Mar 18 2009 7:28 AM

Bee 4 Beer.

Domino





Feb 25 2009 10:15 AM

NOW ON i-TUNES!!
SUPER EUROBEAT presents DOMINO Special COLLECTION Vol.1

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COVER by PHILIP AUSTIN

* FALL IN LOVE
* HOT CONFESSION
* BEHIND YOU
* DOMINO DANCING
* TORA TORA TORA
* BEAT BEAT FREAK
* MY LOVE IS STILL ALIVE
* EUROBOY
* GIVE ME FIVE
* SPINNING LIKE A TOP
* I WANNA DANCE (JAPANESE L)
* WOA WOA WOA
* TOMODACHI BIG FRIEND
ScriptGirl





Feb 17 2009 10:53 PM

First Timer's CONVICTION Warrants Six Figures From Warner Brothers and Joel Silver!
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Feb 24 2009 12:21 AM

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Feb 13 2009 7:46 PM

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Just wanted to say: Mahalo and Thank You for your well-wishes and good thoughts.


With your support, our album 'ikena took home the award for Best Hawaiian Album at the 51st GRAMMY Awards!

Once again, Mahalo and Thank You for your support!

Daniel
www. DanielHo. com ..
IGMAR THOMAS





Feb 7 2009 5:47 PM

Hey Jen. Nice to meet ya yesterday. Dnt be a stranger. Come thru to our show nxt Wed. Feb. 11th.

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Feb 5 2009 8:27 PM

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You can vote EVERYDAY for DHC artists and projects in the Hawaii Music Awards!
Here they are by category...

Adult Contemporary
Skies of Blue
Daniel Ho

Contemporary Hawaiian
'ikena
Tia Carrere and Daniel Ho

Folk
Sunny Spaces
Daniel Ho

Slack Key
The Spirit of Hawaiian Slack-Key Guitar
Various Artists: including George Kahumoku, Jr., Dennis Kamakahi, Owana Salazar, Richard Ho'opi'i, and more.


Traditional Hawaiian
Honehone i ka Poli
Kawaikapuokalani Hewett

Ukulele
2 to Three Feet
Herb Ohta, Jr.
and Daniel Ho

THREE STEPS TO VOTE
1.
enter your email address here.
(one voting session per email address PER DAY!)
2.
click your choice for each category -- make sure to click the SUBMIT VOTE button at the bottom of each category
3.
click Review and Submit Your Vote at the bottom right of the page, and follow the brief instructions that follow

Thanks for your consideration and support and have fun voting!
Daniel
fred flare





Jan 21 2009 9:30 PM

OMG JEN! That video just blew our minds! Your are so HAWT and your friends are so HILARIOUS! Thanks so much for sharing that with us.

Hey neighbor you should stop by our store sometime, we got a some extra cute things in...
xoxo
FredFlare
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Jan 16 2009 8:50 AM

Dropping by to stay high! Enjoy your day!

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Armon Williams





Jan 16 2009 2:42 AM

Hey Jen! Loved the new viedo!!! It was the bomb as always.
Keep making em laugh!
April Smith and the Great Picture Show!





Jan 13 2009 11:40 PM

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