About me: F Minus is the nationally syndicated comic strip by Tony Carrillo, and distributed by United Features Syndicate. F Minus can be read in over 125 newspapers nationwide, or online at www.comics.com
Who I'd like to meet: "You know what? You people should be ashamed of yourselves! You know, ya doodle a couple of bears at a cocktail party, talkin' about the stock market, ya think you're doing comedy!"
-Elaine Benes
Two things. The first is that I've had a pretty shitty week and your comics saved my ass. And I'm thankful for that. I look forward to them every day. Secondly, was that you in the 'Marty the Turtle' stealing everyone's thundeer strip? The guy with the party hat who was miffed that Marty was getting the attention because it was his birthday too? I know you probably don't have an office job, but the dude looked like your rendering of yourself? I thought about making Marty was avatar on a music forum I post on. But I'm not paying you royalties. Maybe I could just send you a pair of eyeglasses with a false nose attached? See, I understand comedy!
I got myself the F Minus compilation for my birhday and it's fantastic; I literally LOLed through the whole book. In the next volume, could you include the strips where the Ida Know ghost knocks over the lamp? I also enjoy the episodes where Billy takes a roundabout path home. Thanks much!
TF is it with this buying people as a pet? What a bunch of shit! Myspace is completely full of scumbags! I'm going back to Facebook. Wait, what was I saying? Oh right. My father, who thinks the height of humor are the tedious zebra eating crocs in Pearls, literally spit out a mouthful of a locally bottled soda when he saw the expression on your croc as it used a decoy duck to lure the old man. Maybe it's a croc thing with him? I just thought you should know.
