I like doing bad ass daredevil shit, and when I am done, I go to www.thedancurry.com and marvel at the shit I do with clip art
Music
10) The Fuck Off Brothers
9) The Happy Times White People Band
8) The Kitana blade-in-yo-face Trio
7) The Down with Satan, up with Christ Trio
6) MC Outer Space Jesuit
5) DJ Open Heart Surgery
4) Spoon for a Dick Trio
3) The Ass Kicking American Flag Worshippers
2) MC Fucking Awesome
1) www.thedancurry.com - The Band
Movies
Blue Velvet, 8 1/2, www.thedancurry.com - The Motion Picture
Television
700 club; the t-cell comedy hour. www.thedancurry.com - The Anamated Series
Books
Breakfast of Champions, Another Roadside Attraction, Ham on Rye, Finnegan's Wake, www.thedancurry.com - The Novel
About me: What up, readers of the English language. My name is Dan Curry. The "Melloncamp XVI" part is silent. Dig this: I pop up on your television screen sometimes - Season 6 of Last Comic Standing, Fox News' Red Eye, and the list goes on and on. Or it ends right there. I also wrote a novel called "Drunk on a Bike" that should get published by the end of the year. So that's also some pretty ill shit. And I'm not on Facebook. Because I can't handle being on two social networking websites. And I also kick ass all day long, so step off the curb if you see me coming your way. I also enjoy reading books and jogging. Come check me out live sometime. If you have a similar sense of humor as me, then you will think I am funny.
DAN CURRY! how are you.. long time no talk. did you get married yet? how are things? hope everything is well.. i watched some of your videos on youtube tonight.. haha ur funny! let me know how things are
COME OUT AND VOTE FOR THIS HILARIOUS MOTHERFUCKER THIS EVENING, SO HE CAN WIN MY $500 AND AFFORD AN OFFICIAL NAME CHANGE TO DAN CURRY MELLONCAMP MCMLXII!
READ ON FOLKS!
Eric I's $500 Comedy Showdown is kicking into high gear!
It's the SEMI-FINALS!
The Top *FIVE* Finishers Will Advance Into The $500 CHAMPIONSHIP SHOWDOWN!
And if *YOU* are a *COMIC* and YOU show up and enjoy this ***FREE ADMISSION*** show, then YOU AUTOMATICALLY get a booked spot on a future show on the contest (in Season 3 - starting TU 1/27 and running into March) of YOUR CHOOSING!
COME ONE! COME ALL!
WHEN: THIS EVENING! (7:00 o'clock SHARP!)
WHERE: OCHI'S @ COMIX !
ADDY: 353 WEST 14th Street @ 9th Ave
SUBWAY: A/C/E/F/L/1/2/3 to 14th St
Here's the great line-up YOU WILL GET TO SEE FOR FREE!!!!!! (*AND* get YOURSELF an automatic BOOKED SPOT for this super-duper Contest Show for your choice of JANUARY, FEBRUARY or MARCH!):
(01) ***JOE DEROSA*** (HBO's "DOWN & DIRTY" AND "COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS!")
(02) ***MOODY McCARTHY*** (JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE! *AND* LAST COMIC STANDING!)
(03) ***BARON VAUGHN*** (COMEDY CENTRAL'S LIVE AT GOTHAM, COMEDY CENTRAL'S "WEEKLY EVIL!")
(04) ***TAYLOR WILLIAMSON*** (LATE LATE SHOW WITH FERGUSON! *AND* TRL!)
(05) ***LIZ MIELE*** (COMEDY CENTRAL'S "LIVE AT GOTHAM!")
For your Top Three Finish in a crowded field of Twelve on this past Tuesday's episode of:
"Eric I's $500.00 Comedy Showdown!"
You are NOW one of eighteen-ish contestants in the SEMI-FINAL Round - The Top Four move on to the CHAMPIONSHIP SHOWDOWN - winner of THAT wins $500.00 of MY MONEY!
So write it in blood, and spread the word:
TUESDAY, JANUARY 13, 2009
7:00 o'clock SHARP to 9:00 o'clock
Ochi's @ Comix
14th St @ 9th Ave
SUBWAY: 1/2/3/A/C/E/F/L to 14th St
FREE ADMISSION FOR ALL OF YOUR GUESTS/FAN CLUB!
AND they get to participate in the VOTING PROCESS, which determines the TOP FOUR, who move on to the CHAMPIONSHIP SHOWDOWN!
Congrats again, Dan, Happy Holidays, and very much looking forward to seeing you do your thang on TU 1/13/09!
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Dan, thanks for the add. You were hilarious last night on LCS. I thought for sure you were going on to the next level. Let me know if you come out to Chicago to do a show.
