Dan Curry Melloncamp XVI
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"How my hair look Mike?"
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32 years old
Manhattan, NEW YORK
United States
Last Login: 10/10/2008
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| General | I like doing bad ass daredevil shit, and when I am done, I go to www.thedancurry.com and marvel at the shit I do with clip art | | Music | 10) The Fuck Off Brothers
9) The Happy Times White People Band
8) The Kitana blade-in-yo-face Trio
7) The Down with Satan, up with Christ Trio
6) MC Outer Space Jesuit
5) DJ Open Heart Surgery
4) Spoon for a Dick Trio
3) The Ass Kicking American Flag Worshippers
2) MC Fucking Awesome
1) www.thedancurry.com - The Band | | Movies | Blue Velvet, 8 1/2, www.thedancurry.com - The Motion Picture | | Television | 700 club; the t-cell comedy hour. www.thedancurry.com - The Anamated Series | | Books | Breakfast of Champions, Another Roadside Attraction, Ham on Rye, Finnegan's Wake, www.thedancurry.com - The Novel | | Heroes | cocaine blood spaceship; tits mcgee; uncle hell |
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Dan Curry Melloncamp XVI's Details
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| Status: | Divorced | | Here for: | Networking | | Hometown: | Hometown, New York | | Body type: | 2' 6" / Body builder | | Ethnicity: | Asian | | Religion: | Taoist | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Grad / professional school | | Occupation: | Novelist/Stand Up Comic | | Income: | $60,000 to $75,000 |
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About me:
What up, readers of the English language. My name is Dan Curry. The "Melloncamp XVI" part is silent. Dig this: I pop up on your television screen sometimes - Season 6 of Last Comic Standing, Fox News' Red Eye, and the list goes on and on. Or it ends right there. I also wrote a novel called "Drunk on a Bike" that should get published by the end of the year. So that's also some pretty ill shit. And I'm not on Facebook. Because I can't handle being on two social networking websites. And I also kick ass all day long, so step off the curb if you see me coming your way. I also enjoy reading books and jogging. Come check me out live sometime. If you have a similar sense of humor as me, then you will think I am funny.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Mike Watt, Bill Bellamy (one more time yo), and Aretha Franklin (seriously, she's great - I'm not being ironic or snarky)
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