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Dan Curry Melloncamp XVI
"How my hair look Mike?"

Male
32 years old
Manhattan, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 10/10/2008
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   Dan Curry Melloncamp XVI's Comedian Bio

    Dan Curry Melloncamp XVI's Interests
GeneralI like doing bad ass daredevil shit, and when I am done, I go to www.thedancurry.com and marvel at the shit I do with clip art
Music10) The Fuck Off Brothers 9) The Happy Times White People Band 8) The Kitana blade-in-yo-face Trio 7) The Down with Satan, up with Christ Trio 6) MC Outer Space Jesuit 5) DJ Open Heart Surgery 4) Spoon for a Dick Trio 3) The Ass Kicking American Flag Worshippers 2) MC Fucking Awesome 1) www.thedancurry.com - The Band
MoviesBlue Velvet, 8 1/2, www.thedancurry.com - The Motion Picture
Television700 club; the t-cell comedy hour. www.thedancurry.com - The Anamated Series
BooksBreakfast of Champions, Another Roadside Attraction, Ham on Rye, Finnegan's Wake, www.thedancurry.com - The Novel
Heroescocaine blood spaceship; tits mcgee; uncle hell

     Dan Curry Melloncamp XVI's Details
Status:Divorced
Here for:Networking
Hometown:Hometown, New York
Body type:2' 6" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Asian
Religion:Taoist
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Novelist/Stand Up Comic
Income:$60,000 to $75,000

   Dan Curry Melloncamp XVI's Schools
Marist College
Poughkeepsie,New York
Graduated: 1998
 

1994 to 1998
Shenendehowa Hs
Clifton Park,New York
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
 

1991 to 1994

   Dan Curry Melloncamp XVI's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Novelist



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   Dan Curry Melloncamp XVI's Blurbs
About me:
What up, readers of the English language. My name is Dan Curry. The "Melloncamp XVI" part is silent. Dig this: I pop up on your television screen sometimes - Season 6 of Last Comic Standing, Fox News' Red Eye, and the list goes on and on. Or it ends right there. I also wrote a novel called "Drunk on a Bike" that should get published by the end of the year. So that's also some pretty ill shit. And I'm not on Facebook. Because I can't handle being on two social networking websites. And I also kick ass all day long, so step off the curb if you see me coming your way. I also enjoy reading books and jogging. Come check me out live sometime. If you have a similar sense of humor as me, then you will think I am funny.
Who I'd like to meet:
Mike Watt, Bill Bellamy (one more time yo), and Aretha Franklin (seriously, she's great - I'm not being ironic or snarky)

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Sarah





Sep 17 2008 10:51 PM

Just want you to know I'm thinking of you and wish so much I could be there this wknd!
xo
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Aug 15 2008 3:02 PM

Bobby Ha Ha is in love with you!!!!!
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Aug 15 2008 2:59 PM

you the man dan- damn random order!!
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Aug 14 2008 9:32 PM

nice work with the one-liners dawg!
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Aug 6 2008 4:16 PM

yO DOG,Can you make it to the movie premier on sunday??
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Jul 23 2008 4:28 PM

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Jul 6 2008 4:37 AM

yo dude ill see you next sat, i got you a good gift for your b day.

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Jun 30 2008 5:54 AM

Hey Dan Curry, Happy Happy Birthday!!! rock on!
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Jun 29 2008 2:42 PM

Happy Birthday

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May 24 2008 1:21 AM

Dan, thanks for the add. You were hilarious last night on LCS. I thought for sure you were going on to the next level. Let me know if you come out to Chicago to do a show.
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May 23 2008 1:51 AM

I'm watching last comic standing, waitin for your ass to show up! You better be funny!
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May 20 2008 11:24 PM

Dan, that's awesome - I'll definitely be watching.
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May 20 2008 6:11 PM

So Psyched to check you out ~ Super Star!
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Mar 31 2008 6:26 PM

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Mar 10 2008 11:50 AM

Saw ya on Redeye last week. You should spend more time performing in truckstops in Albany:)
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Mar 7 2008 11:59 PM

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Mar 4 2008 3:25 AM

when is your flaky sis going to get a myspace page ?
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Feb 26 2008 7:07 PM

we should catch up and you should Come See My Costumes! Hipster Shakespeare! You know you want it!!!
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Feb 18 2008 6:33 AM

Welcome to the hood.
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