Mike Burns
General Info
Genre:
Stand-Up / Sketch Comedy / ImprovWebsite
mikeburns.tumblr.com
Latest Blog Entries
- Jun 22, 2009 8:26 PM New Blog, These Dishes Are Done. Time For New Dishes.
- Feb 3, 2009 8:56 PM WHITE LION'S NEW CD - RETURN OF THE PRIDE - ON SALE
- Jan 16, 2009 7:27 PM Opening Statements For A Roast of Mediocre Producer/Rapper Jermaine Dupri That'll Never Happen
- Jan 8, 2009 1:00 AM The Suedes
- Jan 6, 2009 6:26 PM Where The Grass Is Green
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About me:
The Del Close Marathon UCB-NYC 2002 * Single File Solo Festival, Chicago 2003 * Dirty South Improv Festival, Chapel Hill, NC 2003 * Chicago Sketchfest 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008 * The Chris Farley Chair-i-thon, St. Louis 2004 * WNEP Theater’s Gong Show Champion 2004, Chicago * Chicago Improv Festival 2005 * The New York Underground Comedy Festival: The Andy Kaufman Award Semi-Finalist 2005 * Seattle Sketchfest 2006 * The Canker Comedy Festival 2006, Toronto * The New York International Fringe Festival 2007 * DC Comedy Festival 2007 * HBO Las Vegas Comedy Festival 2007Who I'd like to meet:
Nice fellas who like to hang out, chill, or just hang out and party. It has nothing to do with touching each other's balls. And if that happened, it's no big deal. We've all got 'em and it's natural.
Details
- Status: Swinger
- Hometown: Saginaw, MI
- Orientation: Straight
- Ethnicity: Other
- Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: Lionel Richie's Pants
Interests
General
Partyin', hangin' out, fellas who aren't ashamed to show off their bodies because it's natural, not making a big deal out of things, backseats of cars, alleyways, bathroom hangin' out, basically whatever is cool because it's no big deal.Music
LUTHER CAMPBELL VS. MOVIE STAR TOM BERENGERMovies
MIKE BURNS, AGE 3 (ACTUAL AUDIO OF MY FIRST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE)Television
TIME OFF (BEACH CLOWN UK)Books
Whatever you're into is cool. We should meet somewhere and talk about it. No big deal if you wanna bring a buddy or somethin'. Is it cool if I smoke a joint with my shirt off on your couch? You can have some. It'll help you relax. Don't worry, it's natural. You can take your shirt off too if you want. No big deal.Heroes
Schools
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Michigan State University
- East Lansing,Michigan
- Graduated: 1998
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: mistakes
- Minor: achievements
1994 to 1998