Partyin', hangin' out, fellas who aren't ashamed to show off their bodies because it's natural, not making a big deal out of things, backseats of cars, alleyways, bathroom hangin' out, basically whatever is cool because it's no big deal.
Music
LUTHER CAMPBELL VS. MOVIE STAR TOM BERENGER
Movies
MIKE BURNS, AGE 3 (ACTUAL AUDIO OF MY FIRST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE)
Television
TIME OFF (BEACH CLOWN UK)
Books
Whatever you're into is cool. We should meet somewhere and talk about it. No big deal if you wanna bring a buddy or somethin'. Is it cool if I smoke a joint with my shirt off on your couch? You can have some. It'll help you relax. Don't worry, it's natural. You can take your shirt off too if you want. No big deal.
About me:
The Del Close Marathon UCB-NYC 2002 * Single File Solo Festival, Chicago 2003 * Dirty South Improv Festival, Chapel Hill, NC 2003 * Chicago Sketchfest 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008 * The Chris Farley Chair-i-thon, St. Louis 2004 * WNEP Theater’s Gong Show Champion 2004, Chicago * Chicago Improv Festival 2005 * The New York Underground Comedy Festival: The Andy Kaufman Award Semi-Finalist 2005 * Seattle Sketchfest 2006 * The Canker Comedy Festival 2006, Toronto * The New York International Fringe Festival 2007 * DC Comedy Festival 2007 * HBO Las Vegas Comedy Festival 2007
Who I'd like to meet:
Nice fellas who like to hang out, chill, or just hang out and party. It has nothing to do with touching each other's balls. And if that happened, it's no big deal. We've all got 'em and it's natural.
Hi! Just wanted to make sure all my friends know that my 2nd horror novel SACRIFICE is now in stores everywhere, including Amazon.com! I hope you'll check out this debauched and demonic horror ride! Here are a couple reviews it's gotten so far:
“SACRIFICE is a full frontal assault on your senses. It is a dark, brutal, bloody and terribly frightening book. Everson went deep into some dark abyss to bring this book to the light of day.... I highly recommend SACRIFICE.” —Famous Monsters of Filmland
“John Everson manages in SACRIFICE to dispense buckets of blood, provide edgy perversity, and walk the tenuous tightrope of horror and sex without falling: It’s rather an amazing feat.” –Hell Notes
Why do a bringer show for a six-minute set when you can record your very own 1/2 or 1 hour standup comedy CD in a popular comedy theater right here in Hollywood.
We set up the stage, sound, lighting, audio and video recording and the theater. All you have to do is show up and dazzle your friends with your act.
A comedy CD will pay for itself the weekend of your first road gig selling them. People want to take a piece of home after shows. Give them what they want and grow your fanbase, make money and have fun while doing it.
For more information please send an email to: cdtapingshows@twelveshinynickels.com
Hey Jack ass, looking like you already caught the HIV out there... I forgot to drunk dial u on your b-day but iguess when you get to be are agae it oesn't matter anymore. Don't gorget your hungry man turkey dinner this Thursday...And a fifth of wild turkey!
Nice fellas who like to hang out, chill, or just hang out and party. It has nothing to do with touching each other's balls. And if that happened, it's no big deal. We've all got 'em and it's natural.
Hi! Just wanted to make sure all my friends know that my 2nd horror novel 
Online Now!
