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Mike Burns
Stand-Up / Sketch Comedy / Improv

			"I’m looking for a good time. Good time. Sail on, honey. " Male 32 years old Los Angeles, CA United States Last Login: 5/13/2008

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Mike Burns's Comedian Bio

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Mike Burns's Interests

General	The timeless aesthetics of EPMD's Unfinished Business album artwork, the smell of a new pair of Air Jordans, vintage "Turbo" sunglasses (gold), Philip Seymour Hoffman's vocal cadence as Lester Bangs in Almost Famous, people who are excited to discuss electric guitar tones despite my inability to do anything but make noise, consuming 2 dollar cans of PBR as a lifestyle, base jumping, lying about my interests, impromptu eating contests, overly referencing Boogie Nights, and I also have a newfound Mountain Dew habit which has been further enforced by a viewing of the Daniel Johnston documentary.
Music	LUTHER CAMPBELL VS. MOVIE STAR TOM BERENGER
Movies	MIKE BURNS, AGE 3 (ACTUAL AUDIO OF MY FIRST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE)
Television	TIME OFF (BEACH CLOWN UK)
Books	I keep a 3 pack of truckstop porn mags under my mattress just for old time's sake.
Heroes	THE ADVENTURES OF FAT SUPERMAN

Mike Burns's Details


Status:	Swinger
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Saginaw, MI
Ethnicity:	Other
Zodiac Sign:	Scorpio
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	Lionel Richie's Pants

Mike Burns's Schools

Michigan State University
East Lansing,Michigan
Graduated: 1980
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.

1969 to 1980

Mike Burns's Clips

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Clips: 6

Total Plays: 3338

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My Mansion Is For Sale

Run Time: 00:02:46

Plays: 212
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Luther Campbell vs. Movie Star Tom Berenger

Run Time: 00:02:50

Plays: 656
Comments: 1

Mike Burns vs. Whitesnake

Run Time: 00:01:25

Plays: 340
Comments: 2

Still of The Night By Whitesnake

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Plays: 491
Comments: 0

Caleb Hodgekiss Domino's Pizza Commercial Outtakes

Run Time: 00:02:19

Plays: 1348
Comments: 1

Outtakes of Caleb Hodgekiss Pizza Commercial Outtakes

Run Time: 00:02:35

Plays: 291
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Upcoming Gigs

May 17 2008

9:00P

Standup LA @ Westside Eclectic

Santa Monica CA

May 19 2008

9:00P

Garage Comedy

Los Angeles CA

May 21 2008

9:30P

Komedy in K Town @ R Bar

Los Angeles CA

May 31 2008

8:00P

Gimme a Minute @ Westside Eclectic

Santa Monica CA

Jun 1 2008

9:00P

Josh Fadem’s Acid Reflux Hour

Los Angeles CA

Jun 9 2008

9:00P

Garage Comedy

Los Angeles CA

Jun 12 2008

9:00P

The Walsh Bros. x BLERDS @ The Improv Annex

Los Angeles CA

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Mike Burns's Blurbs

About me:
I tell jokes. Do you like Ramblin' Gamblin' Man? Good. Most of them are about Ramblin' Gamblin' Man then.

Who I'd like to meet:
Amy Sedaris x Stan Laurel

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Mike Burns's Friends Comments

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Calavera Comedy	May 10 2008 7:52 PM Mike, you were fucking hilarious last night! Thanx for doing the show!
Kenny	May 9 2008 2:24 AM Winner: Only dude I know who drank a condo - 2008
John Vargas	May 8 2008 7:15 PM Don't forget!!! FREE BEER!!!
Teresa Michalina	May 8 2008 1:10 PM Thanks for the add! I really appreciate your support. Let me know which song of mine you like in particular. Come hear me this Monday at the Mint! Bring friends!!
Shannon Hatch	May 5 2008 2:52 PM
Jazz	Apr 14 2008 11:56 AM By the way just wanted to say great seeing ya @ the walsh bros show. I swear "slammable dick caves" should be a catchphrase it makes me laugh uncontrollably You should put it on a shirt. I'd totally buy one, wearing it though is another story. good luck tonite...
Heather Fink	Apr 10 2008 7:53 PM Aw Mike! How've you been?! Give me back my jacket.
Matt Braunger	Apr 9 2008 9:59 AM ..Dr Steve Brule Wine Tasting on FunnyOrDie. com..
nobody's perfect	Apr 6 2008 3:54 PM those sneakers are B.A.L.L.E.R.
Mike Bridenstine	Mar 31 2008 12:52 AM
Peter	Mar 28 2008 9:44 AM Hey that prior comment sounds gorss. I wanted to make sure you are representing MSU right out there tonight at 10pm or 7pm for you I guess. Though you care less about sports its another reason on a long list to drink!
Althea	Mar 21 2008 10:55 AM Hey Mr. Burns. You're on my Oregon Trail. Just to let you know, you are now sick with explosive diarrhea.
Amber Tozer	Mar 17 2008 2:15 PM Thanks Mike! Can't wait for the dick whips. Peace, Amber
Brady Novak	Mar 15 2008 6:07 PM My arms are already open.
Brad Steuernagel	Mar 15 2008 1:03 PM
Rob Delaney	Mar 15 2008 9:18 AM Way to go last night! Your mental agility and nuanced charading made us winners all! Hugz.
nobody's perfect	Mar 13 2008 10:53 AM burnsey it has been far too long L.A. is for hobos
80's Clown	Mar 9 2008 12:44 PM ARE YOU STILL HAVING THAT PROBLEM WHERE YOU FART BLOOD? REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME YOU FARTED BLOOD AND YOUR PANTS GOT ALL BLOODY FROM THE BLOOD YOU FARTED. I SAW A WEB SITE WHERE PEOPLE PAY OTHER PEOPLE TO FART BLOOD IN THEIR MOUTH. MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE LEMONS INTO LEMONADE AND TAKE YOUR BLOOD FARTING PROBLEM AND MAKE IT A BLOOD FARTING POSITIVE BY GETTING PAID TO FART BLOOD. FART BLOOD.
Eric	Mar 6 2008 1:32 PM Sadly enough I have never had an olive burger from anywhere. I don't even know what makes them an olive burger for sure. I always thought that it either had olives as a topping or olive ground in with the meat, but thens I hear that its just a sauce.
elizabeth	Mar 5 2008 7:20 AM i would kill for a double olive burger.
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