A silver streak illuminates the sky, as a glowing egg-shaped rocketship crashes to Earth. Four entities from planet Zygote emerge in a cloud of glitter. In order to elude Evil Forces of Repression who destroyed their home planet, they condense their bodies of sound and light into the shape of human females, becoming The Ovulators. By nature, Zygotians are evolutionary accelerators who emit audio frequencies that are strikingly similar to Earth rock music. Their powers are amplified by their flashy matching attire, which constantly morph to tell stories of transformation.
Following their vibratory impulses, the four women find their way to Eugene, OR in Earth year 2002, where the local music style is akin to their indigenous language. As an embryonic band, The Ovulators attract audiences with incomparable music, laced with pop hooks and mesmerizing rhythms. Although they must hide from the Evil Forces who search for them, The Ovulators and their growing sonic alliance fear not. As they shine like a beacon through the damp fogs of the NorthWest, they risk destruction with every rock anthem.
Their fame rises when they are cast as the house band for a local production of "Hedwig and the Angry Inch", and win "Best Dramatic Play of 2004" from the Eugene Weekly. That same year, the Register-Guard praises them for their "unconventional musical sound" at the Willamette Valley Folk Festival. The love and adoration of their fans elevates them to "Best Rock Band of Eugene" in 2005.
Along their journey, The Ovulators movement has been catalyzed by playing with bands like Mike Watt & the Secondmen, 50 Foot Wave, The Gossip and The Lovemakers, and traveling to nearby cities to spread their vivacious style.
Hey Ovulators, if you are in town, please come down and check out the show. We have a new set of material that is heavy like a chevy with more hooks than a f*cking pirate convention. It would be an honor to see you there.
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1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
