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The Parselmouths
Comedy / Folk Rock / Techno

Spattergroit isn't much fun!

Seattle, Washington
United States

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Last Login:  11/18/2009
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Member Since9/5/2004
Band MembersKristina Horner (21)
Vocals, Lyricist

Eia Waltzer (20)
Vocals, Taps

Influences Every single member of this wizard rock scene has helped to influence us and get us to where we are today! Wizard rock would be a bunch of dorks playing guitar in their bedrooms without you lovely fans. :)

We really do love everyone, including you.

Also, of course, J.K. Rowling herself.

Sounds LikeWanna buy our CDs on Itunes? "Pretty in Pink (and Green)" and "Broken Hearted Slytherins" are both available on the Itunes store. Open up Itunes and search for "the Parselmouths", or click on the links below!
All songs on iTunes are $0.99!

Spattergroit

Purchase a hard copy by clicking on the picture above.
Price: $12 + shipping

1. Spattergroit
2. Being a Veela is Easy
3. Dear Diary
4. Please Harry
5. I'm So Bored
6. Luna's Paintings
7. Durmstrang Boy
8. The In Between
9. The Day I Met a Snake
Bonus track: Sss sss ssss

Spattergroit will be available on iTunes soon!

Pretty in Pink (and Green)

Purchase a hard copy by clicking on the picture above.
Price: $10 + shipping

1. We Let a Gryffindor in the Band
2. Freaking Ask Me to the Yule Ball
3. Heartbreaker
4. What Kind of Name is Hermione?
5. Black Family Anthem
6. We Belong Together
7. My Obsession
8. Voldemort Fangirl
9. This is Never Going to End
Bonus Track: The Parselmouths FUN Song

Pretty in Pink (and Green) is available on iTunes here: Pretty In Pink (and Green)

Broken Hearted Slytherins


1. It's Not Half Bad (remix)
2. Myrtle's Always There
3. Love Song for Professor Lupin
4. Quidditch is my Favorite Sport
5. Prerequisites
6. Who Are These Boys?
7. Who is Blaise Zabini?
8. Oh Dumbledore

Broken Hearted Slytherins is available on iTunes here: Broken Hearted Slytherins

Record LabelCheap Rent
Type of LabelIndie


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   About The Parselmouths
Hello! We are Kristina Horner and Eia Waltzer, and we make up the Parselmouths, a wizard rock band from Seattle.

To give you a history of the changes in this band would take all day, so here is a condensed version. The Parselmouths started in 2004 and for nearly four years, consisted only of two Slytherin girls, Brittany Vahlberg and Kristina Horner. We started paying live shows in 2007, and from there went on to play large conferences and even went on tour. In 2008 we added our friend Eia Waltzer as a tap dancer/percussionist, even though she is a Gryffindor and that goes against everything we believe in.
In March of 2009, Brittany had to quit the band due to personal life conflicts, but Kristina and Eia are continuing on with the band.

If you want to contact the Parselmouths...
...it's really easy! You can leave us a myspace comment or email us at theparselmouths@gmail.com for any reason. We're available for questions, interviews, or even if you just want to say hi.

We love playing shows, so if you're booking for libraries, bookstores, large or small venues, release parties, festivals, poetry readings, commencements, conferences, baby showers or birthday parties (we don't mind driving and/or traveling!) please feel free to send us a message at theparselmouths@gmail.com!

Don't stop here....

Keep up with your wizard rock news at the Wizrocklopedia.
Check out the awesome Wizard Rockumentary that was made about this musical movement.
The Order of the Phoenix is real. Help change the world. The HP Alliance.

Other things the Parselmouths do:

Kristina's YouTube Channel and Blog.
Brittany's Youtube Channel.




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 Nov 27 2009 4:11 AM

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 Nov 8 2009 7:14 PM

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 Nov 1 2009 7:55 PM

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There is currently a search for two types of bands for record label consideration.

*** Note: PLEASE IDENTIFY IF YOU ARE IN GROUP 1 OR 2 IN THE SUBJECT LINE OF YOUR RESPONSE. Emails are being reviewed by different representatives.

1. A Pop/Rock/Commercial band with female lead. Band must consist of 2 guitars (Prefer both guitar players to be of lead caliber. However, one lead and one rhythm is acceptable), keyboard/piano, bass, and drums. Lead vocal, followed by backing vocals, in that order, is a plus as it relates to other members of the group. Average age of the band cannot exceed 28 years of age.

* Group must have an outstanding lead vocalist.
** Musicianship throughout the entire band must be very strong.
*** Group cannot currently be under any contract of any type that is related to the music industry.


2. A Modern Rock band with male lead. Must be a complete band but there are no prerequisites as it relates to the make up of the band. Average age of the band cannot exceed 23 years of age.

* Group must have an outstanding lead vocalist.
** Musicianship throughout the entire band must be very strong.
*** Group cannot currently be under any contract of any type that is related to the music industry.

XXX - If you meet the minimum qualifications as described above. Email a link for your MySpace Page and if applicable, a link for your website to: recordingartistsearch@gmail.com

Only send one email with your links. Due to the volume of responses normally received for these types of opportunities. After review of your material, you will only be contacted if there is an interest in attending one of your shows by a label representative. As such please to not send any follow up emails regarding selections. If you were not contacted back, there was not an interest.

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Her Death And After

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 Oct 30 2009 3:17 AM

Hey how are you? Thanks a bunch for the add btw!

Let us know what you think of the tunes!

-Sean
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