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The Parselmouths
Comedy / Folk Rock / Techno

Spattergroit isn't much fun!



Seattle, Washington
United States

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Last Login:  6/8/2009
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   The Parselmouths: General Info
Member Since9/5/2004
Band MembersKristina Horner (21)
Vocals, Lyricist

Eia Waltzer (20)
Vocals, Taps

With help from:
Alex Day (20)
Guitar, Vocals

Influences Every single member of this wizard rock scene has helped to influence us and get us to where we are today! Wizard rock would be a bunch of dorks playing guitar in their bedrooms without you lovely fans. :)

We really do love everyone, including you.

Also, of course, J.K. Rowling herself.

Sounds LikeWanna buy our CDs on Itunes? "Pretty in Pink (and Green)" and "Broken Hearted Slytherins" are both available on the Itunes store. Open up Itunes and search for "the Parselmouths", or click on the links below!
All songs on iTunes are $0.99!

Spattergroit

Purchase a hard copy by clicking on the picture above.
Price: $12 + shipping

1. Spattergroit
2. Being a Veela is Easy
3. Dear Diary
4. Please Harry
5. I'm So Bored
6. Luna's Paintings
7. Durmstrang Boy
8. The In Between
9. The Day I Met a Snake
Bonus track: Sss sss ssss

Spattergroit will be available on iTunes soon!

Pretty in Pink (and Green)

Purchase a hard copy by clicking on the picture above.
Price: $10 + shipping

1. We Let a Gryffindor in the Band
2. Freaking Ask Me to the Yule Ball
3. Heartbreaker
4. What Kind of Name is Hermione?
5. Black Family Anthem
6. We Belong Together
7. My Obsession
8. Voldemort Fangirl
9. This is Never Going to End
Bonus Track: The Parselmouths FUN Song

Pretty in Pink (and Green) is available on iTunes here: Pretty In Pink (and Green)

Broken Hearted Slytherins


1. It's Not Half Bad (remix)
2. Myrtle's Always There
3. Love Song for Professor Lupin
4. Quidditch is my Favorite Sport
5. Prerequisites
6. Who Are These Boys?
7. Who is Blaise Zabini?
8. Oh Dumbledore

Broken Hearted Slytherins is available on iTunes here: Broken Hearted Slytherins

Record LabelCheap Rent
Type of LabelIndie


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   About The Parselmouths
Hello! We are Kristina Horner and Eia Waltzer, and we make up the Parselmouths, a wizard rock band from Seattle.

To give you a history of the changes in this band would take all day, so here is a condensed version. The Parselmouths started in 2004 and for nearly four years, consisted only of two Slytherin girls, Brittany Vahlberg and Kristina Horner. We started paying live shows in 2007, and from there went on to play large conferences and even went on tour. In 2008 we added our friend Eia Waltzer as a tap dancer/percussionist, even though she is a Gryffindor and that goes against everything we believe in.
In March of 2009, Brittany had to quit the band due to personal life conflicts, but Kristina and Eia are continuing on with the band with the help of Kristina's british boyfriend Alex Day on guitar.

If you want to contact the Parselmouths...
...it's really easy! You can leave us a myspace comment or email us at theparselmouths@gmail.com for any reason. We're available for questions, interviews, or even if you just want to say hi.

We love playing shows, so if you're booking for libraries, bookstores, large or small venues, release parties, festivals, poetry readings, commencements, conferences, baby showers or birthday parties (we don't mind driving and/or traveling!) please feel free to send us a message at theparselmouths@gmail.com!

Don't stop here....

Keep up with your wizard rock news at the Wizrocklopedia.
Check out the awesome Wizard Rockumentary that was made about this musical movement.
The Order of the Phoenix is real. Help change the world. The HP Alliance.

Other things the Parselmouths do:

Kristina's YouTube channel.
Alex's YouTube Channel and Other Band.
Brittany's Youtube Channel.




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Jul 10 2009 8:24 AM

You should put Saturday's show on your page!
We can't wait to see you!

-Kayla
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Jul 8 2009 5:43 AM

hey just wanted to say!
have an awesome day!

your boys
-A Midnight Tragedy

p.s check out our new demo the devil wears white if ya can!
Miranda





Jul 7 2009 5:41 AM

A Very Potter Musical. Watch and enjoy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmwM_AKeMCk
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Jul 4 2009 3:21 PM

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Jul 3 2009 6:44 AM

Just thought I'd let you know that out of all the Wizard Rock I've heard today you guys are the best. I'm curious, though, how you altered your voices like that in The Day I Met A Snake? Did you use a special program for that or did the guys at the studio do it for you?
Gravity Pirates





Jul 3 2009 1:18 AM

This Way To The Cargo Cult
Narcissa





Jul 2 2009 10:26 PM

hey guys i love your music i listen to it every day...try to at least anyway i hope you'll come to Mission BC or at least Vancover BC :D
Pink Bead Federation





Jul 2 2009 2:41 AM

Hey!!! Let us know what you think of our new song!!! "Get Your Hood On" lazers!
PBF Boys
Deathsticks





Jul 1 2009 6:01 PM

You guys are totally amazing, i love you! :D
I can't wait till you come to england!
love Hailes Potter
Ross Brodie





Jun 30 2009 4:15 PM

And the award for best assasin goes to...BANG!

hi from ross!
Ronny Doll goes soft





Jun 28 2009 9:58 AM

Thanks to you!!!
AlWays Nice, Soft and Loving....
Ronny Doll
Ross Brodie





Jun 27 2009 8:52 PM

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Jun 25 2009 1:53 AM

Hi there,
I know It's kind of early but I wanted to make sure I get to everyone on my friends list because this is one of my favorite holidays of the year. I am a proud American and the 4th of July is a day to remember all those who have fought and are still fighting for our freedom. While we Sleep They Wake, While We enjoy our bbq's and swim in the pool.. They're defending our borders and eating sand. I salute all the men and women who make it possible everyday for my children and I to live a free life and if you are one of them ~~ From the bottom of my heart I THANK YOU!!! So Please take a moment on the 4th and remember what it really stands for... That Red White and Blue is not just a piece of cloth.. It is a SYMBOL of our freedom and the men and women who fight for it.

Happy Independence Day!!!!
~Kim

I'm Proud To Be An American
Written By Lee Greenwood



If tomorrow all the things were gone I'd worked for all my life,
And I had to start again with just my children and my wife,
I'd thank my lucky stars to be living here today,
'Cause the flag still stands for freedom and they can't take that away.


I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free,
And I won't forget the men who died who gave that right to me,
And I gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today, '
Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land God Bless the U.S.A.


From the lakes of Minnesota to the hills of Tennessee,
Across the plains of Texas from sea to shining sea.
From Detroit down to Houston and New York to L.A.
, There's pride in every American heart and it's time we stand and say:


I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free,
And I won't forget the men who died who gave that right to me,
And I gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today, '
Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land God Bless the U.S.A.
Nagini





Jun 24 2009 5:01 PM

Hey. I just got a chance to listen to your new stuff for the first time. I love it! Slick.

<3Nagini
Shine Bright Baby [ON TOUR!]


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Jun 22 2009 7:06 AM

Hey, how are you doing today? : ) Check out our page when you can, feel free to comment us anytime! Our brand new EP is out now! We would love to hear from you!

--Krislyn
Shine Bright Baby
Ralph





Jun 22 2009 3:52 AM

A new(ish)album? Hurray!
NYSIIS





Jun 18 2009 9:25 PM

Hey, This is Ryan aka guitarist from NYSIIS. Thanks so much for adding us and listening to our stuff. Stop in anytime and show us some love. We have our debut show coming up on July 5, at Greene Street Club in Greensboro, NC with Poison the Well, The Ascendicate, A Stained Glass Romance, The Lineage and There Will Be Blood. Hope to see you there. Bring everyone ya can.

Cheers
Nysiis
Ross Brodie





Jun 17 2009 8:16 PM

Twin Towers Two
By Ross Brodie

http://www.kissthewitch.co.uk/seinundwerden/4_1/page9.html
AVERY





Jun 17 2009 7:14 PM

New song yo
*Zorro*





Jun 17 2009 6:07 PM

Hey Parselmouths(=^-^=)

Thanks for adding me and your friendship=)=)=)

Have a pretty good Wednesdayafternoon & Take Care:P:P:P
Benjamin james Eastwood





Jun 13 2009 11:17 PM

Hi, i've got 3 new song demos up, come listen, enjoy.
Benjamin.
N'Style





Jun 12 2009 3:51 AM

hey just stoppn by to say hi!!!!
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Jun 11 2009 1:52 PM

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Jun 10 2009 7:19 AM

AF Passing to show the love...and invite you to come and have fun ........Pasando para saludarte i darte gracias por ser parte de myspace amiguitos..i tambien para invitarte a gozartela de lo bueno Con Luis Galvez "EN VIVO" Te Esperamos.
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