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TOM FRANCK
"TONY DIDN"T WANT ME TO PUT THIS PIC ON MYSPACE, BUT I HAD TO"

Male
102 years old
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 5/14/2008
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Bio

OFFICIAL POLICY ON HALF-NAKED WOMEN

I understand that the half-naked women business is a competitive racket and that a lot of guys out there love to indiscriminately add scantily-clad female "friends" to their profile. I don't endorse this practice and find it somewhat lecherous. Therefore, I must insist that all half-naked women looking for an add from me be pictured with some kind of action figure. I know this seems harsh, but since this page is all about geekiness, I feel have to draw the line somewhere. Thanks to the following for playing by the rules.

DAZZA with a MOTU "Faker" figure, Mint-On-Card

DENISE MILANI with three of the impossibly rare "lost" Ding-A-Lings by Topper: Cowboy, Bank and Jack-In-The-Box.

"Forbidden" Transformer

KEELEY HAZELL with TRAKK and SABYR made by Stan Winston Creatures

NEXT DOOR NIKKI with two of the seven known-to-exist stretchable Hulks

FELICITY FEY with two 1/72 Dual Models from "Fang of the Sun Dougram

I never would have pegged Somaya Reese as being into Dr. Who

On the other hand, Briana Banks has clearly always been a full-on Trekkie

MembersME

    TOM FRANCK's Interests
MoviesStar Wars, Andrei Rublev, The Three Fantastic Supermen, Rififi (1955), Scaramouche (1952), The Seven Samurai, Project A II, Only Angels Have Wings, Memento, The Iron Giant, La Ceremonie, Rabid Dogs, The Incredibles

Every Movie I've Seen Since 03/29/02 (909 of them) UPDATED 03/15/07

BooksGreat Expectations, Wanda Hickey's Night of Golden Memories, The Odyssey
Groups: STAR WARSStand-Up ComedyGiant RobotJackie Chan Cult!I <3 Giant RobotsComedians of MySpaceNYC Underground Comedy FestMega City

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     TOM FRANCK's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Children:Proud parent


TOM FRANCK's Clips [View All Clips]
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THE CELEBRITY CHILDRENS BOOK AUTHOR THAT COULDN'T
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FAMECAST FINALS - PANEL CLIP
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TOYQUEST 1996: THIRD UNCLE & TOKYO ROBOT
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TOYQUEST 1996 - SUPERFEST 9 - PT. 1
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MORE STANDUP
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FAMECAST FINAL CLIP
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GARADA BLOWS UP!
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SEINFELD ON TOM FRANCK
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WAFA SULTAN LASHES OUT!
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WORST COMEDIAN EVER?
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   TOM FRANCK's Blurbs
About me:

I’m a stand-up comedian and writer. I’ve written a lot of different stuff but the most-discussed thing I’ve ever penned was this blog entry slamming Quidditch.

I’m a collector of a category of Japanese toy robots called Jumbo Machinders. I’m pretty insane about it, actually. I found the holy grail of the series in 2006. You can read a PRESS RELEASE about the find from toyboxdx.com.

Since 03/30/08, I’ve kept a list of every movie I watch. Six year’s later, the list is up to 1032, which isn’t very good. In any event, HERE’S THE LIST

KING OF COMEDY OF THE DC UNIVERSE Here are a couple of pages from Green Lantern, issue 143. The plot revolves around the villain "Grayven," son of Darkseid, becoming "jokerized." In this state, it is his goal to become the top stand-up comedian around. His first step is to blow up all the comedy clubs in NYC (After performing at some of them I can honestly say perhaps some of them deserve such a fate). Grayven’s final gambit, however, is the real clincher. Like some super-powered Rupert Pupkin, he ties up the "nations most popular comedian" and then does a set on his (late-night, TV talk) show. And who is this top comedian of the DC universe? The comic/"TV star" who would have to be gotten rid of somehow before anyone else could be considered the "most popular?" Why lo and behold, it’s me! I’ll tell you, any struggles I’ve had in the comedy world of our universe are easier to take knowing that when Clark Kent or Bruce Wayne have a night off and want some laughs, it’s me they’re watching on TV before they hit the sack. Although it’s unclear from the issue itself, I’ve spoken to the author and I do survive. I wonder how many MySpace friends I have in the DC universe...

Who I'd like to meet:

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Superman Movies Must Be Done JUSTICE!





May 13 2008 4:29 PM

like the profile pic with you andtony stark! what did u think of that ending???
Superman Movies Must Be Done JUSTICE!





May 12 2008 5:27 PM

Smallville
Smallville's season finale is this Thursday! I'm looking forward to it. I hope it ends the season out well, and gets us closer to having Clark become Superman. I hope that the exit of producers Alfred Gough and Miles Millar, who have been SO resistant to let us see the MAN OF STEEL, signals that the studio and the network are pushing the issue of having Clark put the cape on! Smallville continuing to resist Superman's destiny is like exposure to kryptonite! And screwing with Superman's myth (such as giving him an out of wedlock child in the film “Superman Returns”) is kryptonite to the Superman brand! Yes, Smallville has done several strange things that I have forgiven so far (due to all the weird stuff that happened in the Superboy comics), but they are going to have to wrap up things strong in the end here…
kryptonite
EIJI TSUBURAYA: MASTER OF MONSTERS





May 12 2008 11:49 AM

YOU'RE FUNNY! THANKS FOR THE ADD!!



August Ragone
Author, EIJI TSUBURAYA: MASTER OF MONSTERS
Celinean Musings (AKA ICARUS!)





May 9 2008 8:59 AM

LOL on the Jokerizing! I guess all of us are big hits on some world or another, eh? My little sister made it to Virtual Broadway last night, but no one was there to see her on stage -- but we have pictures!
All Hail Eris!


ILLUMINATUS! Comic Art now on display on my profile:


And check our out NEW DOMAIN and Wiki:
www. PlanetEris. biz
www. fnord. wikidot. com
YOD





May 8 2008 1:33 PM

THE WORD IS YOD

YOD LOVES YOU.
Gernot





May 8 2008 7:20 AM

Have a WONDER-ful weekend! :)

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Princess Shannon the Promoter





May 7 2008 11:15 PM

erin hart

Take your Mom to the Comedy Store this Sunday to see Erin Hart perform. Show starts at 8:00 p.m.

8433 Sunset Boulevard,
West Hollywood, CA./ (323) 656-6225




FrenchFranck





May 7 2008 1:49 PM

Now Connected !

SIZZA™





May 7 2008 3:42 AM

hey tom,
thanks for your request!

much respect and greetingz from germoney!
the SIZZA


free flatpack downloads
MR-DEAD





May 6 2008 9:57 PM

SALUDOS DESDE MEXICO!
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MONDO CELLULOID


Is Online


May 4 2008 10:59 PM

THIS SATURDAY NIGHT!!



Silver Lake's VISTA THEATER
Saturday May 10th @ midnight
Brand new 35mm print!
Ernie





May 4 2008 9:32 AM

Promoters,club owners, booking agencies, talent buyers call and book this tour now! Check out video below! 301 674 6880 if interested in booking "Great Price"


club tour

brblife.com - Blogazine





May 3 2008 9:16 PM

Thanksfortherequest!
Keep up the great work! We are Big fans here!

You can check us out at brb life . com
-Blogazine for all things cool, and totally sweet.
-
[mck]





May 2 2008 12:11 PM

Thanks for the request!

Son of a Grumm

More about Grumm
ARKIV INSTANT





May 2 2008 4:24 AM

Nice space here..
Keep it BROTTT!!!

ARKIV BROTTT x1
bonsai_kingkong©





May 2 2008 2:16 AM

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Sjoen





May 1 2008 11:45 PM

Yeah, that was cool. Next time I'm in Tokyo I'll be seeing his collection. That should be cool. Your Jumbo collection makes him weak in the knees though. I think it's just about the best in the world Tom.....
Gernot





May 1 2008 10:41 AM

Have a SUPER-ior weekend! :)

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WorldsGreatestToys





Apr 30 2008 6:12 PM

Yo Tom!
Chuckie





Apr 29 2008 7:21 AM

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╚»Yunng E d@t«╝☠A.K.A. E DEZZY☠





Apr 28 2008 2:26 PM

Thanks 4 the add dude.
Gernot





Apr 24 2008 5:51 PM

Have a SUPER-ior weekend! :)

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Past the Point of Delirium





Apr 23 2008 11:40 AM

science fiction cereal (episode 1-2)

episode 3 coming THIS SUMMER!!!

www. dahcstudios. com
Megomuseum





Apr 23 2008 8:33 AM

Dlitos Design





Apr 23 2008 7:45 AM

Que pasa gente!!!
Nuevo track de Bruno San Sebastián(Semas)
"El día que me muera"
Sonido auténtico del norte
Proximamente mas Dlitos en la calle
Ed Greer





Apr 21 2008 12:36 AM

Tom Franck puts on the best shows ever! Another hit Tom.
Keep doing it!
Gareth Evans





Apr 19 2008 10:59 AM

Thank you for adding me to your list of friends. I really appreciate it.
With best wishes
Gareth
Gernot





Apr 17 2008 6:22 AM

Have a SUPER weekend! :)

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Valent





Apr 16 2008 7:48 PM

Tom,
What's going on?
Smiley Face Show





Apr 16 2008 2:31 PM

Come see Comedy Central’s Dragon Boy Suede this Saturday!

FREE BEER! ALL AGES!

Smiley Face Show
Saturday, April 19, 9:30pm
Westside Eclectic Theatre
(Entrance in alley behind food court)
1323 3rd Street Promenade
Santa Monica, CA 90401

..

myspace. com/smileyfaceshow for more info.

Peace out,

Alan
Sjoen





Apr 14 2008 9:37 PM