OFFICIAL POLICY ON HALF-NAKED WOMEN
I understand that the half-naked women business is a competitive racket and that a lot of guys out there love to indiscriminately add scantily-clad female "friends" to their profile. I don't endorse this practice and find it somewhat lecherous. Therefore, I must insist that all half-naked women looking for an add from me be pictured with some kind of action figure. I know this seems harsh, but since this page is all about geekiness, I feel have to draw the line somewhere. Thanks to the following for playing by the rules.
DAZZA with a MOTU "Faker" figure, Mint-On-Card
DENISE MILANI with three of the impossibly rare "lost" Ding-A-Lings by Topper: Cowboy, Bank and Jack-In-The-Box.
KEELEY HAZELL with TRAKK and SABYR made by Stan Winston Creatures
NEXT DOOR NIKKI with two of the seven known-to-exist stretchable Hulks
FELICITY FEY with two 1/72 Dual Models from "Fang of the Sun Dougram
I never would have pegged Somaya Reese as being into Dr. Who
On the other hand, Briana Banks has clearly always been a full-on Trekkie
About me:.................... .. .. .. I'm a stand-up comedian and writer. I've written a lot of different stuff but the most-discussed thing I've ever penned was this ..blog entry slamming Quidditch... .. AL GORE VS. THE SMOG MONSTER.. .. .. .. .. .... Since 03/30/08, I've kept a list of every movie I watch. Six year's later, the list is up to 1032, which isn't very good. In any event, ..HERE'S THE LIST.... ..KING OF COMEDY OF THE DC UNIVERSE.. Here are a couple of pages from Green Lantern, issue 143. The plot revolves around the villain "Grayven," son of Darkseid, becoming "jokerized." In this state, it is his goal to become the top stand-up comedian around. His first step is to blow up all the comedy clubs in NYC (After performing at some of them I can honestly say perhaps some of them deserve such a fate). Grayven's final gambit, however, is the real clincher. Like some super-powered Rupert Pupkin, he ties up the "nations most popular comedian" and then does a set on his (late-night, TV talk) show. And who is this top comedian of the DC universe? The comic/"TV star" who would have to be gotten rid of somehow before anyone else could be considered the "most popular?" Why lo and behold, it's me! I'll tell you, any struggles I've had in the comedy world of our universe are easier to take knowing that when Clark Kent or Bruce Wayne have a night off and want some laughs, it's me they're watching on TV before they hit the sack. Although it's unclear from the issue itself, I've spoken to the author and I do survive. I wonder how many MySpace friends I have in the DC universe........... .. ..
Who I'd like to meet:
- Status: Married
- Here for: Networking
- Orientation: Straight
- Zodiac Sign: Pisces
- Children: Proud parent
- Education: College graduate
MoviesStar Wars, Andrei Rublev, The Three Fantastic Supermen, Rififi (1955), Scaramouche (1952), The Seven Samurai, Ikiru, Project A II, Police Story II, Only Angels Have Wings, Rio Bravo, Memento, The Iron Giant, La Ceremonie, Rabid Dogs, The Incredibles, The Most Terrible Time in My Life, Halloween, Los Doulos, Fat Girl, Brief Crossing, Ong Bak, Fist of Legend, Boogie Nights.... ..Every Movie I've Seen Since 03/29/02 (909 of them).. UPDATED 03/15/07....
BooksGreat Expectations, Wanda Hickey's Night of Golden Memories, The Odyssey