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TOM FRANCK
TOM FRANCK Myspace is the new Betamax

Male
103 years old
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 10/29/2009
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OFFICIAL POLICY ON HALF-NAKED WOMEN

I understand that the half-naked women business is a competitive racket and that a lot of guys out there love to indiscriminately add scantily-clad female "friends" to their profile. I don't endorse this practice and find it somewhat lecherous. Therefore, I must insist that all half-naked women looking for an add from me be pictured with some kind of action figure. I know this seems harsh, but since this page is all about geekiness, I feel have to draw the line somewhere. Thanks to the following for playing by the rules.

DAZZA with a MOTU "Faker" figure, Mint-On-Card

DENISE MILANI with three of the impossibly rare "lost" Ding-A-Lings by Topper: Cowboy, Bank and Jack-In-The-Box.

"Forbidden" Transformer

KEELEY HAZELL with TRAKK and SABYR made by Stan Winston Creatures

NEXT DOOR NIKKI with two of the seven known-to-exist stretchable Hulks

FELICITY FEY with two 1/72 Dual Models from "Fang of the Sun Dougram

I never would have pegged Somaya Reese as being into Dr. Who

On the other hand, Briana Banks has clearly always been a full-on Trekkie

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    TOM FRANCK's Interests
MoviesStar Wars, Andrei Rublev, The Three Fantastic Supermen, Rififi (1955), Scaramouche (1952), The Seven Samurai, Ikiru, Project A II, Police Story II, Only Angels Have Wings, Rio Bravo, Memento, The Iron Giant, La Ceremonie, Rabid Dogs, The Incredibles, The Most Terrible Time in My Life, Halloween, Los Doulos, Fat Girl, Brief Crossing, Ong Bak, Fist of Legend, Boogie Nights

Every Movie I've Seen Since 03/29/02 (909 of them) UPDATED 03/15/07

BooksGreat Expectations, Wanda Hickey's Night of Golden Memories, The Odyssey
Groups: Stand-Up ComedyGiant RobotJackie Chan Cult!I <3 Giant RobotsComedians of MySpaceNYC Underground Comedy FestMega CityKOBRA KAI KARATE

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     TOM FRANCK's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate


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Tom Franck @ Comics and Comics - Highlight Reel
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Seinfeld on TF - Better Audio
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THE CELEBRITY CHILDRENS BOOK AUTHOR THAT COULDN'T
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FAMECAST FINALS - PANEL CLIP
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MORE STANDUP
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TOYQUEST 1996 - SUPERFEST 9 - PT. 1
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TOYQUEST 1996: THIRD UNCLE & TOKYO ROBOT
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WORST COMEDIAN EVER?
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   Upcoming Gigs
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Carnegie Hall NY

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   TOM FRANCK's Blurbs
About me:

I'm a stand-up comedian and writer. I've written a lot of different stuff but the most-discussed thing I've ever penned was this blog entry slamming Quidditch.

AL GORE VS. THE SMOG MONSTER

Since 03/30/08, I've kept a list of every movie I watch. Six year's later, the list is up to 1032, which isn't very good. In any event, HERE'S THE LIST

KING OF COMEDY OF THE DC UNIVERSE Here are a couple of pages from Green Lantern, issue 143. The plot revolves around the villain "Grayven," son of Darkseid, becoming "jokerized." In this state, it is his goal to become the top stand-up comedian around. His first step is to blow up all the comedy clubs in NYC (After performing at some of them I can honestly say perhaps some of them deserve such a fate). Grayven's final gambit, however, is the real clincher. Like some super-powered Rupert Pupkin, he ties up the "nations most popular comedian" and then does a set on his (late-night, TV talk) show. And who is this top comedian of the DC universe? The comic/"TV star" who would have to be gotten rid of somehow before anyone else could be considered the "most popular?" Why lo and behold, it's me! I'll tell you, any struggles I've had in the comedy world of our universe are easier to take knowing that when Clark Kent or Bruce Wayne have a night off and want some laughs, it's me they're watching on TV before they hit the sack. Although it's unclear from the issue itself, I've spoken to the author and I do survive. I wonder how many MySpace friends I have in the DC universe...

Who I'd like to meet:

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 THE LONG FLIGHT (1968) 


 J & H Productions 


 Jean Shepherd 


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 NekroDave 


 Weezer 





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Magnum Farce

Magnum Farce



Nov 2 2009 9:00 PM

Hey Tom, hope you can make it down at The ACME for my screening:

Los Angeles Comedy Festival hosts
Magnum Farce: A Shot in the Park - The CG animated spoof of Dirty Harry films

WHEN: Mon. Nov. 16, 7:30pm

WHERE:
ACME Comedy Theatre
135 N. La Brea Ave.
Los Angeles, CA 90036

HOW MUCH:
$10 ( + $1.50 service charge ) online
$12 at the door ( if not sold out )

PURCHASE AT: www.LAComedyfest.com
Alpha Gods

Alpha Gods



Oct 16 2009 1:12 PM

Leo y la Tripulación Invisible (Leonardo Hoyos)

Leo  y la Tripulación Invisible (Leonardo Hoyos)



Oct 16 2009 1:01 PM

Ey como vamos??

Te dejo un temita nuevo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylvcAyMbkso

saludos
Leo
MaximNoise

MaximNoise



Oct 13 2009 2:39 PM

"Wer sieht wenn ich weine - wer hört meinen Schrei ?
Wer fühlt wie ich leide  - wer liest was ich schreib ?
Sag wer nimmt mir meine Ängste und wer gibt mir neuen Mut -
wer kanns tun - wenn nicht Du ?"

Ich bin diese Woche der featured Artist auf Myspace und komme zusammen mit Afrob auf die neue Juice-CD.

Als Dankeschön für jeden der seine Stimme beim Voting für mich abgegeben hat , präsentiere ich nun den neuen Song "Wenn nicht Du" und das dazugehörige Musikvideo:



Viel Spass mit dem Video + dem neuen Song
(der Downloadlink steht in der Videoinfodatei)


Bitte schreib mir ein Kommentar bei Youtube und gib mir 5 Sterne -
liebe Grüße aus Neuss

dein Mäx
│║▌║█║The Lord Suede♫♪

Si Hablo Espanol



Oct 3 2009 12:25 PM

I dare you to watch this short video and comment back saying Gnomes truly do not exist. This video is called: Gnome in Argentina.



I dare you watch this short video and comment back saying Elves truly do not exist. This video is called: La Venganza de Los Elfos.

LYDIA

LYdIa ALameda



Sep 24 2009 2:28 PM


MySpace Graphics
PiLL HiP

PiLL HiP



Sep 16 2009 9:57 PM

Gibbet dat (nosch)?  Maahe dä do jeck?
Unser aller Elmi kotz vor dä 60 em April: Dä
lasse ob Radio Gölle sing Fun-Show stoppö?
Pics zoom Hiro hanisch ooch ers 59 fertisch...







 Dä "ELMI-Ähnlisch"-Fotos...



│║▌║█║The Lord Suede♫♪

Si Hablo Espanol



Sep 15 2009 5:17 AM

I dare you to watch this short video and comment back saying Gnomes truly do not exist. This video is called: Gnome in Argentina.



I dare you watch this short video and comment back saying Elves truly do not exist. This video is called: La Venganza de Los Elfos.

spencecomedy.

spencecomedy.



Aug 28 2009 4:37 PM

Thanks for laughing and thanks for the add!

 

 

spence.

Ministro

Ministro



Aug 3 2009 3:35 PM

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Mickeyツ ®™

Mickeyツ  ®™



Aug 3 2009 3:19 AM


Check out my page
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Let me know if you like me YES or NO
http://www.doulike.us/photos/4221577.html?b=4&w=46

Mystic Metals and Organics

Mystic Metals



Aug 2 2009 7:43 PM

We are running a myspace friends only promotion that we thought you'd be interested in.  Thanks so much for your support!


Thanks again!

-Dave, Mystic Metals and Organics
The PIRATE Captain Alan

The PIRATE Captain Alan



Jul 31 2009 1:26 AM


Check out my page
http://www.wholikesu.net/photos/3112624.html?b=4&w=46




Let me know if you like me YES or NO
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V Theater - Shows on the Las Vegas Strip

V Theater



Jul 29 2009 12:04 AM


Trenton Stone

Trenton Stone



Jul 26 2009 10:57 AM


showbizzle

showbizzle



Jul 25 2009 5:44 PM

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showbizzle is looking for a video host
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Do you or someone you know love to be in front of the camera?
Are you funny? … Charming? Quirky? Cool?
1. Become a member on the showbizzle website (it's freeeee)
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Whedon World

Whedon World



Jul 24 2009 10:54 PM


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Thanks for the add!
Have you had your Whedon fix today?


Nestor Canister

Nestor Canister



Jul 24 2009 10:11 PM

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COMEDIAN MARTIN RIZO

MArtIn RIZO



Jul 22 2009 9:16 PM

my new 80, party video enjoy pass it around
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Martin Rizo: 80's Party - The funniest bloopers are right here
PiLL HiP

PiLL HiP



Jul 19 2009 1:03 PM

Obacht, Ohren spitzen:

Unerhört legendärer Radio-Star (60)
träumt an Land von Lanzarote. Wecken!

Aufgewacht? Beim nächsten Mal einfach das Pic hier drücken, also unter Eigene Dateien zwischenspeichern und schon hast Du es in der Original-Größe. Moin!

CRASH KELLY

CRASH KELLY



Jul 16 2009 4:50 AM

Hi TOM FRANCK, Crash Kelly's CD, "One More Heart Attack" is in stores and on Crash Kelly - One More Heart Attack now, please help spread the word and if you haven't already pick up your copy today - for a listing of U.S. store locations, check out the "Where Can I Get My Crash Kelly CD" blog on the MySpace page!!!

check out Crash Kelly

Also, get back to your rock roots with Crash Kelly's label mates, Saints Of The Underground Saints Of The Underground - Love The Sin, Hate The Sinner in stores and on iTunes now! Please help spread the word and pick up your copies today.

Rock on!!!

Let's go to UTAH!

Let's go to UTAH!



Jul 14 2009 7:59 PM


hello, friend. i thought you might be interested...
 the collected Let's go to UTAH! is now available!

$17.95 for 262 pages of new-comics mayhem featuring pinups/sketches by ryan ottley (invincible), jose holder (marvel assistant-sized spectacular), derek hunter (pirate club), simone guglielmini (awesome italian comic artist), and more!

just thought you might be interested...

i'm also selling a signed-with-sketch special edition at
Let's go to UTAH! dot com

thanks for checking the book out,
-dave
Annubis Productions

Annubis Productions



Jul 7 2009 5:54 PM

Thanks for the add!

www.8bitfix.com

www.8bitfix.com



Jun 30 2009 7:02 PM

Thanks for the add!! Check out our gaming community 8bitfix.com and send me a friend request once you do. I'm pretty easy to find there.

Beatboxtaun (Tanya)

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SADISTIK! The Diabolikal Super Kriminal

Diabolikal Super Kriminal



Jun 30 2009 2:39 AM

THE DIABOLIKAL SUPER-KRIMINAL INVADES AMERIKA!

Animated Tease for the new SADISTIK: Strip & Kill Web Series!

SADISTIK Strip & Kill Animation Teaser

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