Schweet tunes!! Cool gee-tars!! Thanks a lot for lettin' me know. I hope ya had a chance to hear some of my stuff. Take it easy, and all the best to ya!! Later. -Ross
Please stay on your own planet! We are sorry to say that we watched the Phoenix’s successful landing on Mars. Why are you here? We would like to know if this Peeping Tom behavior will ever end? Do we spy on you? Well…that’s another story.
PS You’ll never locate your first Polar Lander. It was just yummy. It is hard to describe the succulent taste of rare Earth metals. Please send more wreckage!
PPS A kindly reminder from the Robots From Mars… The First Law of Robotics only applies to synthetic beings of Earthly origin.
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INTERGALLACTIC PROTEST LAUNCHED BY THE ROBOTS FROM MARS!
The Robots From Mars have launched a protest with the Beetlejuice Gaming Commission. The major issue focuses on the disadvantage that metallic robots have when playing Pong since most robots tend to light up when struck by the game ball. “But that all depends on the size of the game ball verses the size of the robot,” the Great Butbot advised, “there’s a proper ratio with these things.” Johnny Air-Guitar, “Getting struck by a ball of light is a real and constant danger…if I light up I’ll give my position away.” Rob “Rainbow” Marley, “I light up if I’m within six feet of a Pong match. I think it is a radiation thing.” “You’d light up anyway,” Johnny Air-Guitar added. “You’re always smoking.” This reporter noted that most of the beings attending the protest in the office of the Beetlejuice Gaming Commission took some of these comments by the Robots From Mars as a joke. But I’m not convinced. I never met a synthetic that had a sense of humor.
ZZ Van Hendrix, “Bowling is even worse than Pong. What robotic ten pin wants to stand around with 9 of his buddies just to get knocked down so that he has to continually pick himself back up again? It’s a senseless stupid ritual! And who gains…some fat old hippie in a tie-dyed T-shirt? Bowling and Pong are both barbaric. They should be outlawed!”
Reported by Texas Rose & the Lone Stranger For the Martian Blog and Neitherworld News Service
Universal appeal: Beatles have ticket to ride Richard Luscombe, Miami February 3, 2008
THE songs of the Beatles have always enjoyed a global appeal. Now one of their best-loved recordings is to be beamed into the galaxy in an attempt to introduce the Fab Four's music to alien ears. NASA will broadcast the song, Across the Universe, through the transmitters of its deep space communications network tomorrow (February 4, 2008) — the 40th anniversary of its recording at London's Abbey Road studios. The music will be converted into digital data and sent on a 431 light year-journey towards Polaris, the North Star, to also commemorate the space agency's 50th anniversary. Former Beatle Paul McCartney, who co-wrote the song with John Lennon and played an extraterrestrial concert from Earth to the international space station crew in 2005, said he was excited by the project. "Well done, NASA," he said. "Send my love to the aliens." Whether there is anything out there to hear the broadcast is another matter. But according to Briton Martin Lewis, a Los Angeles-based former producer of Beatles DVDs who came up with the idea, it would be fun trying to collect the royalties. Tomorrow has also been declared Across the Universe Day by Beatles fans around the world. GUARDIAN
HAPPY ACROSS THE UNIVERSE DAY!!! From the ROBOTS FROM MARS
Are you ready to rumble? It’s going to be a hot time at the old solar system’s largest volcano! Come on down to the Red Planet and visit with us at Olympus Mons. We’ll link hands and form a huge circle as we float up to the summit of the giant volcano. We’ll then sit around the rim and toast marshmallows until the Red Winged Sand Monster comes home to roost.
THIS WILL BE A HAPPENING TO END ALL HAPPENINGS!
There will be Heavenly cloud rides and Hellacious tornado surfing along with an OM chanting contest that’s bound to attract the right kind of energy. Mars will also host the junior god school magic vs. science championships. Last year’s winner for fashioning the best living breathing ice sculpture babe will MC the Mr. Virgin Snow competition. You’ll then be asked to cast your vote for the coldest girl in the world, which will help us determine the next Icicle Princess.
You are welcome to bring a friend or two and add to the merriment of the moment. Updates to follow…
Cause it's Wednesday. And Wednesday night is the night that we make love. Tuesday night's the night that we go and visit your mother, but Wednesday night is the night that we make love. Cause everything is just right conditions are perfect. There's nothing good on TV. Conditions are perfect...It's business time.
Hi guys, Thanks for the add. You have a bunch of great songs there that harken back to better days--I strongly recommend you investigate TAXI A & R! Cheers form the Aloha state and NYC! ~mahalo~ LJ & HRL
Hey Matt, it's Jeff. You probably don't come on here but once a year, but... I live in Portland now and it pains me to know that our last encounter went the way it did (@ OVC).
Just wanna let you know that I'm proud of you. I'm glad you got yourself into a group, and that I got to meet/work w/ you. In retrospect you taught me a lot...
Keep singing man. You got a cool voice. seriously. I remember that song "Amy Sue" Let me know when/how I can hear some more schtuff.
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