| Biografia | Because I failed at everything in life I decided to become a comic and fail at that. So far i have exceeded my expectations. I've been doing
stand-up for years and no one's ever heard of me, i've made next to no
money and women will have nothing to do with me. What a career! | | Influenze | Five Favorite Comics of All Time: Dennis Miller, Bill Hicks, , Bob Newhart, David Letterman, Don Rickles
Five Funniest Comics I've seen Live: Paul F. Tompkins, Gilbert Gottfried,
Colin Quinn, Sam Kinison, Dana Gould
Five Best Comics I've Worked With: Paul F. Tompkins, Will Durst,Kevin
Sullivan, Colin quinn, Andy Kindler | | Spettacoli TV | I once embarrased myself on an ESPN game show called "Sports on Tap". It has now been cancelled. I have been on numerous radio shows. They have also been cancelled. | | Film | I was a background performer (okay extra) in the John Cusack movie
"Money For Nothing". (Cusack will love having his name linked with mine. | | Album | I have a CD called "SMALL POTATOES". It's half standup and half crank calls. The great thing about the CD is if you play it backwards I appear handsome and succesful. |
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