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Helen Hong

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TV Shows
Access Hollywood, TLC, E! Entertainment, Style Network, ImaginAsian TV, MSG Network
Website
HelenHong.com
Bio
Members
Influences
Brian Regan, Jim Norton, Margaret Cho, Mitch Hedberg, Conan O’Brien, Jim Gaffigan, Tina Fey, Ellen Degeneres, anyone really funny

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About me:

I love it when people ask me "Where are you from?" and I say "New York" and they say "No, where are you REALLY from???" I know they want me to name some Asian country like Japan or Korea. Instead I just stab them in the eye with a chopstick and shuffle away like a dainty geisha. Check out my website to learn more of my adorable habits: www.HelenHong.com

Who I'd like to meet:

Madonna, Oprah, Conan O'Brien, Will Ferrell, Jack Black, Tina Fey, anyone that wants to buy me a car.

Details

Status: Single
Here for: Networking, Friends
Hometown: New York, bitches.
Orientation: Straight
Height: 5' 0"
Ethnicity: Asian
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
Education: College graduate
Occupation: Comedian/Actor/Host/TV Producer

Interests

General
Karaoke. Awkward roller skating. Nutella.
Music
Madonna, The Smiths, Pixies, Depeche Mode, The Cure. Jackson 5 and Michael Jackson (before he became a pedophile). Postal Service, The Shins, Johnny Cash, Beyonce, Justin Timberlake, Stars, Lily Allen, Kelly Clarkson
Movies
Strictly Ballroom, Moulin Rouge, Zoolander, Team America, Anchorman, Elf, Little Miss Sunshine, Gone with the Wind, Pretty Woman, Dirty Dancing, Swept Away starring Madonna!
Television
Project Runway, Entourage, Scrubs, Heroes, I Love Lucy. I don’t own a television, I’m just guessing...
Books
Romance novels. Anything with a dude named "Thor", a chick named "Lalaina" and the phrase "heaving breasts." Mmm... heaving breasts...
Heroes
Margaret Cho, cuz she's hilarious and a fearless pioneer. Conan cuz he really commits to the funny. All the great comics who have me laughing my ass off at the clubs. All the older comics who have ever taken me under their wing with advice and a helping hand.