TV ShowsAccess Hollywood, TLC, E! Entertainment, Style Network, ImaginAsian TV, MSG Network
InfluencesBrian Regan, Jim Norton, Margaret Cho, Mitch Hedberg, Conan O’Brien, Jim Gaffigan, Tina Fey, Ellen Degeneres, anyone really funny
About me:I love it when people ask me "Where are you from?" and I say "New York" and they say "No, where are you REALLY from???" I know they want me to name some Asian country like Japan or Korea. Instead I just stab them in the eye with a chopstick and shuffle away like a dainty geisha. Check out my website to learn more of my adorable habits: www.HelenHong.com
Who I'd like to meet:Madonna, Oprah, Conan O'Brien, Will Ferrell, Jack Black, Tina Fey, anyone that wants to buy me a car.
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: New York, bitches.
- Orientation: Straight
- Height: 5' 0"
- Ethnicity: Asian
- Zodiac Sign: Cancer
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: Comedian/Actor/Host/TV Producer
GeneralKaraoke. Awkward roller skating. Nutella.
BooksRomance novels. Anything with a dude named "Thor", a chick named "Lalaina" and the phrase "heaving breasts." Mmm... heaving breasts...
HeroesMargaret Cho, cuz she's hilarious and a fearless pioneer. Conan cuz he really commits to the funny. All the great comics who have me laughing my ass off at the clubs. All the older comics who have ever taken me under their wing with advice and a helping hand.