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Helen Hong
Helen Hong www.HelenHong.com

Female
16 years old
NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 10/6/2009
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Bio
WebsiteHelenHong.com
InfluencesBrian Regan, Jim Norton, Margaret Cho, Mitch Hedberg, Conan O’Brien, Jim Gaffigan, Tina Fey, Ellen Degeneres, anyone really funny
Members
TV ShowsAccess Hollywood, TLC, E! Entertainment, Style Network, ImaginAsian TV, MSG Network

    Helen Hong's Interests
GeneralKaraoke. Awkward roller skating. Nutella.
MusicMadonna, The Smiths, Pixies, Depeche Mode, The Cure. Jackson 5 and Michael Jackson (before he became a pedophile). Postal Service, The Shins, Johnny Cash, Beyonce, Justin Timberlake, Stars, Lily Allen, Kelly Clarkson
MoviesStrictly Ballroom, Moulin Rouge, Zoolander, Team America, Anchorman, Elf, Little Miss Sunshine, Gone with the Wind, Pretty Woman, Dirty Dancing, Swept Away starring Madonna!
TelevisionProject Runway, Entourage, Scrubs, Heroes, I Love Lucy. I don’t own a television, I’m just guessing...
BooksRomance novels. Anything with a dude named "Thor", a chick named "Lalaina" and the phrase "heaving breasts." Mmm... heaving breasts...
HeroesMargaret Cho, cuz she's hilarious and a fearless pioneer. Conan cuz he really commits to the funny. All the great comics who have me laughing my ass off at the clubs. All the older comics who have ever taken me under their wing with advice and a helping hand.
Groups: NYC Underground Comedy FestBill Word's Favorite Funny FemalesI Killed Jonbenet Ramsey GroupDarfurgasmComedians of MySpaceLa Femme ComedianRasheed for Mayor!!!Wesley Clark - Securing America’s Future (official)

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     Helen Hong's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:New York, bitches.
Body type:5' 0"
Ethnicity:Asian
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian/Actor/Host/TV Producer

   Helen Hong's Networking
Television - Production - Producer



Helen Hong's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 7 Total Plays: 5475 Plays Today: 0
Helen Hong at Carolines, 12-22-08
Helen Hong at Carolines, 12-22-08 rating
Helen Hong at Gotham 10-2008
Helen Hong at Gotham 10-2008 rating
TLC: Fashionably Late with Stacy London
TLC: Fashionably Late with Stacy London rating
TLC: Fashionably Late with Stacy London
TLC: Fashionably Late with Stacy London rating
E! Entertainment: Notorious Fashion Week Moments
E! Entertainment: Notorious Fashion Week Moments rating
Access Hollywood & TLC
Access Hollywood & TLC rating
2007 March Madness Contest at Carolines NYC
2007 March Madness Contest at Carolines NYC rating
 

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   Helen Hong's Blurbs
About me:
I love it when people ask me "Where are you from?" and I say "New York" and they say "No, where are you REALLY from???" I know they want me to name some Asian country like Japan or Korea. Instead I just stab them in the eye with a chopstick and shuffle away like a dainty geisha. Check out my website to learn more of my adorable habits: www.HelenHong.com
Who I'd like to meet:
Madonna, Oprah, Conan O'Brien, Will Ferrell, Jack Black, Tina Fey, anyone that wants to buy me a car.

   Helen Hong's Friend Space (Top 22)
Helen Hong has 1040 friends.
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Helen Hong's Friends Comments
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Helen Hong

Helen Hong



Sep 24 2009 4:40 AM

Go to my website for performance calendar, news and updates!  www.HelenHong.com
Helen Hong

Helen Hong



Jul 25 2009 6:45 AM

I'm in the NY Times! Check it out:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/25/nyregion/25bigcity.html?ref=nyregion
G.Gordon_Lightfoot

G.Gordon_Lightfoot



Jun 8 2009 10:36 PM

Great set last night at the Stress Factory.
Cowboy Bill Martin

Cowboy Bill Martin



May 11 2009 4:39 PM

Thanks for being my friend...and making Poughkeepsie more than just Poughkeepsie. Stay in touch. Take care. Bill
Bill Lancaster

Bill Lancaster



May 11 2009 12:31 AM

Dropping by to wish you the best day ever and tomorrow do the same. If you have the means please give a couple of dollars to charity. Be it to fight Diabetes, Asthma, Cancer, Hunger, AIDS, or any other cause that touches your heart. I know of no better feeling than what you feel when you make another person’s day a little better. Bill
Eric I

Eric I



Apr 26 2009 11:23 PM

Thanks much for the spotty spot, Helen!

I had a blast - GREAT crowd!

Happy Fucking Friday To You, Helen,

E to the I

P.S.: Please get back to me about that spot on my Contest Showdown Show (WE 4/29 @ 7:00 @ OCHI'S)!

I know you'd love a transfer of cash from the Jew to the Asian!

Peace Out!

-E
Helen Hong

Helen Hong



Apr 10 2009 3:14 AM

K-Date Comix, April 16
Erica Watson

Erica Watson



Apr 9 2009 3:33 AM

Hey!! I love your new show!!! You betta work!
erica watson,fat bitch,comedian,the tank,theater,comedy,bbw,black
Leah Bonnema

Leah Bonnema



Apr 6 2009 6:22 PM

The poster for your show is AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! xoxo
www.StageBuddy.com

www.StageBuddy.com



Mar 5 2009 9:18 PM


As always, we at StageBuddy would like to invite you to our FREE StageBuddy Live show: a mix of Theatre, Comedy & Music, along with Prizes & Giveaways!
Every Saturday 6-7pm in Times Square & now join us afterwards for our open mic!

We'd love to see you there!
Eric I

Eric I



Mar 5 2009 5:24 PM

Happy Thursday, Astronaut!
Jackie Primrose Monahan

Jackie Primrose Monahan



Feb 22 2009 6:24 AM

I am bringing myspace back!!!! We will have our Danger date soon!! xo
Dustin Chafin

Dustin Chafin



Feb 20 2009 5:35 AM

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Alan

Alan Lupiani



Feb 7 2009 9:38 PM

Hi Helen,

You are funny and a real pro.
Looking forward to seeing you perform again soon!
Leah Bonnema

Leah Bonnema



Feb 2 2009 10:10 PM

Paws For a Cause I
Electra5

Randy Quintana



Jan 27 2009 5:55 PM

I dont know if you remember me from Vegas but I wanted to stop by and say Hello! We are moving to NYC in June so we look forward to seeing your act!
Much love and success!
Randy
Eric I

Eric I



Jan 20 2009 4:54 AM

rhymes with "melon bong?"

cute - but what the fuck is a "melon?"

-- Eric I, whose name does NOT rhyme with Filet Mignon One-Hitter
Amy Anderson

Amy Anderson



Jan 14 2009 1:32 AM

THANK YOU Helen! Hey, maybe someone you know if my Korean mom. Wouldn't THAT be a trip? LOL! Happy New Year. I hope I get to see you in 2009, soon.
xo aa
The Official MySpace of Beat the Client

Andre Paul Thierry



Jan 6 2009 6:59 PM

And now my LEG collection is complete! (cue evil laugh) BWAHAHAHAHA!
(Actually, BWAHAHAHAHA is a little known African-American holiday. See, change is already happening!)
Helen, thank you for the add and the tolerance...peace love and courage for 2009!
Andre Paul Thierry, Citizen of Allupnyogrill, NYC
Screenwriter, "Beat the Client"
Leah Bonnema

Leah Bonnema



Jan 3 2009 4:01 PM

Kick some CT ASS!!!! xoxoxoxox
Eric I

Eric I



Dec 21 2008 8:38 AM

Should you expand your Top Twenty-Four to include me?

OF COURSE YOU SHOULD!

But I know you have your reasons!

You Asian People Are Almost As Brilliant As My People Are!

Peace The Fuck On You, Helen Fucking Hong!!!!!

- Eric Motherfucking I
Amy Anderson

Amy Anderson



Dec 18 2008 2:07 AM

Yes - I was in Korea so you were my replacement in the Hot Tamales show! I heard is was good. How was your set? What's new? Any big plans for the holidays?

xo aa
ELIOT CHANG

ELIOT CHANG



Dec 17 2008 9:24 AM

great to hang with you and see you do so well with the LA crowds!
Aurelio Miguel Bocanegra

Aurelio Miguel Bocanegra



Dec 13 2008 10:06 PM

Yes it was great meeting you too. You are one funny chick, hope to work with you again real soon...

-Aurelio
Billy Bingo

Billy Bingo



Dec 2 2008 12:04 AM

See ya Jan 10th at "HA"
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