Hampton
"I'm a husk!"

Male
23 years old
Warrenton, VIRGINIA
United States



Last Login: 5/14/2008
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    Hampton's Interests
GeneralStand-up comedy, writing, Sandwiches!,guitar, drawing, watching movies, hanging out with friends, I like walks, INTERNET!, listening to music, most dogs
MusicToo much to list all of, I will just list my favorites. I listen to most everything except country and even then I like Johnny Cash. I have removed all "The"'s to make it more alphabetical: Abandoned Pools, Against Me!, Andrew W.K., Arcade Fire, Archers of Loaf, Audioslave, Avenged Sevenfold (before City of Evil), Azure Ray, Beach Boys, Beastie Boys, Beatles, Beck, Beirut, Ben Folds, Bright Eyes, Camper Van Beethoven, Cat Stevens, Coldplay, David Bowie, Death Cab for Cutie, Death from Above 1979, Decemberists, Distillers, Dismemberment Plan, Eels, Elliott Smith, Eric Bourdon (The Animals), Feist, Final Fantasy, Fionna Apple, Firewater, Flaming Lips, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Greg Dulli, Iggy Pop, Imogen Heap, Interpol, Jeremy Enigk, Joanna Newsom, Joseph Purdy, Kanye West, Killers, Lou Reed (Velvet Underground), MC Chris, MCR, Metallica, Misfits, Mountain Goats, Murder By Death, Muse, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nico, NIN, Nirvana, No Doubt, NOFX, Outkast, Pedro the Lion, Piebald, Pixies, Polyphonic Spree, Postal Service, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Regina Spektor, Rob Zombie, Shins, Sigur Ros, Silversun Pickups, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, Smiths, Straylight Run, Strokes, Sum 41, System of a Down, Tenacious D, Tom Waits, Tool, TV on the Radio, Used (old), Weezer, White Stripes, Who, Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
MoviesDogma, Fight Club, Gattaca, Royal Tenenbaums, Requiem for a Dream, Zoolander, Clerks, Kill Bill 1&2, Sin City, Superbad, Dumb and Dumber, Rushmore, Donnie Darko, Life Aquatic, X-men 1&2, Spiderman 2, The Iron Giant, Nightmare Before Christmas, Goonies, Indiana Jones movies, I (heart) Huckabees, SLC Punk, From Dusk till Dawn, Team America, All the Coen brothers films, Hellboy, Being John Malkovitch, Adaption, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind, I really have a ton of movies and love all of them but these are the ones that stick out in my mind the most.
TelevisionArrested Development, Scrubs, Family Guy, The Office, Lost, Newsradio, Futurama, Simpsons, Comedy Central Presents, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Degrassi, Firefly, Southpark, Invader Zim, Clone High, SNL, 30 Rock, Made, True Life
BooksCatcher in the Rye, Survivor, Ender's Game, Choke, Lord of the Flies, Animal Farm, Watchmen, If Chins Could Kill, Rock This, The Bill Hicks book "Love all the People: Letters, Lyrics, Routines", Brave New World, Metamorphosis, Harry Potter, The Bible, The Bible 2: Party Patrol!
HeroesBill Hicks, Alan Moore, Kevin Smith, Lenny Bruce, David Cross, Conan O'Brien, Patton Oswalt, Bill Waterson. Basically, people who stick to their guns and do what they want *swoon*

     Hampton's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Warrenton, VA
Body type:0' 0"
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:Some college



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   Hampton's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a comedian. I'm amazing. Here's the webcomic I write www.Robandelliot.com. Read it and shoot cry-drops.
Who I'd like to meet:
You.

   Hampton's Friend Space (Top 8)
Hampton has 112 friends.
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Six Pack


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May 8 2008 9:11 PM

good comic this week! several thumbs up.
Justin Cousson


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Apr 24 2008 9:33 PM

"I hear they ejaculate hip-hop."

Seriously. You are the shit.
Kara Crashmore





Apr 4 2008 7:42 PM

Hey dollface, how are you?
Jermaine





Mar 18 2008 2:01 PM

faggoty jew
Matt Stovall





Feb 22 2008 10:47 AM

haha, your the only other person that liked it. i found every second breath taking
Bryson





Feb 21 2008 5:00 PM

good writing session...want to have another one sometime?
Matt Stovall





Feb 7 2008 3:10 PM

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Jermaine





Feb 7 2008 5:03 AM

Money Train! (respek Knuckles)
J Dub





Jan 28 2008 7:18 PM

Yo...where are the links to your old vids...Im trying to watch them again....
Anupama





Jan 20 2008 9:42 PM

Murder?!?!
Bird Knight





Jan 19 2008 9:32 PM

Look, its Mr.Bigtime...I knew him when he used to fluff himself at Smiths before exposing himself to cocktail waitresses...
J Dub





Jan 11 2008 12:52 PM

Hey....wanna play gay chicken...
John Conroy





Jan 8 2008 9:05 AM

that joke about the gayest way to commit suicide is brilliant... well done sir
Keith


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Jan 5 2008 11:33 PM

Your set at the Lizard tonight was exquisite.





Now let's get those pants off.
Jessica Paquin





Dec 17 2007 3:45 PM

SUCK IT, BITCH!

I'm sorry. I don't know where that came from.

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Dec 4 2007 7:20 PM

Quand ta van pagne une panne en sasketchewan...
Jermaine





Nov 28 2007 2:10 PM

keep Jan 20 open bitch gotta show for tyler, will,u, and I hopefully
Lydia Kran.....





Nov 20 2007 1:27 PM

Hi Hampton. Are you still a pizza delivery guy?
Kara Crashmore





Nov 20 2007 11:19 AM

dollface, are you going to have any shows around xmas? even if you don't, I still want to see you at some point when I'm in town... I mean maybe we could bump up our yearly visit to every 6 months...
Jermaine





Nov 13 2007 2:00 PM

here is a clip of Craig Robinson on Rooftop Comedy it's a url!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OKIYs0AuMts
Jermaine





Oct 28 2007 3:32 PM

You robbed a lot of comedians at your Improv comp. Not cool Hammy!
Will Hessler





Oct 23 2007 7:03 PM



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Jimmy Meritt





Oct 18 2007 7:58 AM

Congrats on the win the other night, well played.
Aparna





Oct 17 2007 3:44 PM

happy freaking congratulations, you two-bit champion!
Bart Voisin





Oct 17 2007 4:17 AM

Good job last night. You would be my hero...if you had more chest hair. That's my only prerequisites.
J Dub





Oct 14 2007 3:40 PM

pretty good my friend....maybe pick out an ugly girl next time. They need love too.
Kelley





Oct 13 2007 6:36 PM

i saw a youtube video of your standup mister. it's amazing. i almost peed myself! i miss you. how are things?
Eli





Oct 7 2007 4:08 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BkgMbU-we1o
Tyler





Sep 26 2007 2:21 PM

I've got a gnome in the backyaaard...
Aparna





Sep 22 2007 5:58 PM

hope your speechy is going peachy! actually, this isn't an original comment. i stole it from a book called "writing myspace comments for dummies." current mood: shameful.
LAUREN





Sep 8 2007 4:51 AM

hey. when's your next show?
J Dub





Sep 7 2007 2:18 PM

Watched that vid....not gonna lie I laughed pretty hard. If I was drunk in the crowd I woulda prolly been rolling. Post some more. Hope your well too!!!
Jermaine





Sep 4 2007 10:03 AM

stay outta my way Hamp!
Riot Act Entertainment





Aug 20 2007 2:36 PM

Riot Act and NORML:An Ending to Pot Prohibition Show with Rob Cantrell Aug 24-25


Riot Act and NORML Present: 'An Ending to Pot Prohibition' with Rob Cantrell Aug 24-25 at Riot Act Comedy Club
storck





Jul 25 2007 8:22 AM

good set last night, funny stuff. i enjoyed the "virgin mary dated a few guys" the most.
Jennifer Wardrop





Jul 22 2007 2:00 PM

YOU are the Son of Todd! Great set at the Hyatt 7/21.
robb loving





Jul 18 2007 5:01 PM

this guy's so cool rich people go to him for the weekend.
Kara Crashmore





Jun 24 2007 5:06 PM

I just wanted to tell you again that I am so proud of you.
Had a blast last nite. Maybe next time I'll get to sleep more than 2 hours...
Mike Blejer. Joke-person-guy.





Jun 21 2007 5:08 PM

Yeah, but you have to remember, my last top friend was Captain Planet, so I'm mostly just going on hairstyles. I don't know what to say, I just can't resist a good solid mullet-in-training Hammy. Hampy? Hampty Dampty? Fuck I need a pet name thesaurus.
J Dub





Jun 20 2007 1:54 PM

I would like to point out that I was sitting in the Long John Silvers drive thru the other night and saw a car like yours. Which reminded me of you, you piece of shit!!! Just dropping by to see how things are going up north. Drop me a line. I plan on heading up to see Awa and Tien pretty soon and possibly slide on through Warrenton for a hot minute. Holla!!!!!!!!! One!!!!!!
Jessica Paquin





Jun 19 2007 8:17 PM

I wanted to have a baby for your birthday, so you could throw it... but I just HAD to throw it myself. It sucks having your birthday at the same time as someone else, doesn't it.
Kara Crashmore





May 30 2007 2:27 PM

while you know my fav thing to do is drive up to northern va to have random lunches with you, when i get back to va, I won't have a car :(
please come see me when you get the chance.
Kara Crashmore





May 29 2007 8:52 PM

i miss you. come to boston.
Bird Knight





May 16 2007 8:09 PM

I haven't forgotten about you Bubble boy..
Jordan Owens





May 15 2007 1:02 AM

Yo, check this trashy tom myers shit out! i WAS trying to get the female demographic to come out to the show in addition to the guys, but i guess i can forget that now...

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Jermaine





May 10 2007 7:01 PM

pussy
Jennifer Wardrop