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Michael R. Sanchez
Stand-Up
"CAUTION: NOT AS FUNNY AS HE LOOKS"

Male
34 years old
Chicago, IL
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/michaelrsanchez  

   Michael R. Sanchez's Comedian Bio
BioMichael R. Sanchez studied improvisation at the Upright Citizen’s Brigade in New York City. Later while living in Seattle, Washington he performed sketch comedy with his good friend and co-writer Brandon Ivey. Nowadays Michael lives in Chicago and Brandon lives in DC though they continue to write and perform stand-up and sketch comedy together and separately in their respective cities. In addition to writing and directing a number of award-winning short comedic films, Michael is currently in post-producton on his first feature film The Return of Great Guy.
InfluencesAndy Kaufman, Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, Jerry Lewis, Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant

    Michael R. Sanchez's Interests
Generalwriting, bombing, quitting day jobs

     Michael R. Sanchez's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:New Jersey, NJ
Body type:5' 6" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Religion:Mormon
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:High school
Occupation:Filmmaker/writer/comedian/hack
Income:Less than $30,000

   Michael R. Sanchez's Networking
Film - Direction - Director
Don't make me hurt you.


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   Michael R. Sanchez's Blurbs
About me:
1. I always go onstage knowing I will bomb. Then if I don't, I am pleasantly surprised.

2. I love pizza. I have yet to find a better combination of cheese and crust and sauce.

3. I always say YES to everything because I love to see what will go wrong.

4. I do not speak spanish. I'm sorry mom and dad.

5. I have a foot fetish. Is that too personal?

6. I believe in God. There has to be someone to complain to in Heaven.

7. If we meet you will probably like me. I'm not kidding.

8. I do not believe in cars. They just don't seem possible to me.

9. No joke, my favorite color is pink. That is not faggy, asshole.

10. If I were a TV show I'd be Welcome Back Kotter, but just the opening credits.

Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone, please.

   Michael R. Sanchez's Friend Space (Top 8)
Michael R. Sanchez has 73 friends.
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Michael R. Sanchez's Friends Comments
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Ryan Budds





Jun 19 2008 7:47 AM

hey man how are shows going? i havent seen you in a while.
Lowest Ebb





May 29 2008 12:25 PM

Lowest Ebb





May 16 2008 5:49 AM

Look for my tits at: Tonight!
Co-Prosperity Sphere
3219-21 South Morgan Street
Chicago Illinois, 60608

Gimme Baby Robots
7pm until 10pm bring money for cheap art.
Lowest Ebb





May 10 2008 11:58 PM

Zach Galifianakis' Second Absolut Vodka Ad featuring Tim & Eric
Lowest Ebb





May 10 2008 11:57 PM

Zach Galifianakis' Absolut Vodka ad featuring Tim & Eric
Lowest Ebb





May 7 2008 2:42 PM

The boy I met, UN-met me.
Beth Stelling





Apr 29 2008 6:29 PM

I did a show in Morris,IL Sat. and Dave Odd asked if I wanted to listen to Michael Sanchez. I thought, "Hmm?" And then he played your album in the car, which was not comedy- it was sweet, sweet music. And I LOVED it. I would like to purchase it, please.
Melissa





Apr 21 2008 8:23 PM

Lowest Ebb





Apr 9 2008 1:41 PM

I met a boy.
StayCious





Mar 29 2008 11:39 AM

Listening to Timber right now...so good! OH wait, should I put that on The Way It IS' myspace page?
Lowest Ebb





Mar 10 2008 7:40 AM

Melissa





Mar 5 2008 5:43 PM

mikie, your videos made my heart smile.
Lowest Ebb





Mar 4 2008 2:48 PM


When one's mentors makes things like this... is it any wonder how we turn out? Somewhere between Pee Wee's playhouse and Lassie re-runs was shat the child Sara. On the day that my kindergarten teacher asked us what we wanted to be... I said "I WANNA BE AN OLD MAN!" I think that was on a post-it in the music cage.
the doozer





Feb 26 2008 12:56 PM

michael will attempt to hurt you while making a film. reading your description under your networking section reminded me of the scene in stories of thieves and gamblers where you, as the creepy middle aged man, and vinnie were tussling on the lawn and you, for reasons still unknown, instructed him to, "put your head down in your..." that, and the emotional scars inflicted upon me when i saw you open your front door with a comb-over and a pillow in your shirt.
Lowest Ebb





Feb 20 2008 2:58 AM

matt





Feb 20 2008 1:05 AM

Hooray for homage!
Photobucket
Lowest Ebb





Feb 12 2008 8:25 PM

Remember the music cage? You had a million post-its hanging in there ... you stored a bunch of sara-isms. I miss your face.
Dean Carlson





Feb 11 2008 5:10 PM

When is The Way It Is playing next?
StayCious





Jan 17 2008 10:09 PM

I'm glad you liked the picture of me with barf in my mouth. Wade was like, "Hey Stacy, remember Michael Sanchez?" And that was my reaction - FREEZE FRAME!
Nah, just kidding. I just know I'm beautiful enough that I can put pictures of me looking retarded on myspace. Is that cool with you?
StayCious





Oct 15 2007 2:37 PM

Yea, most roommates are little bitches. Kernie was excited to see his roommates for about 10 minutes last night before he took a swipe at Wade. Just had to remind Wade of who was in charge.
I like Peter.
Mike Wiley





Sep 6 2007 4:53 PM

Not to sound gay or anything but the song at the begining of 'The Dog' is one of the prettiest songs I've heard in a while.
Ryan Budds





Aug 27 2007 8:29 PM

hey man i dont know if i told you or not, but great job editing the promo for off the cuff. it looks fantastic. cant wait to see more. later!
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