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Michael R. Sanchez
Stand-Up
Michael R. Sanchez HOLD THE MAYO!

Male
35 years old
Chicago, IL
United States



Last Login: 11/13/2009
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   Michael R. Sanchez's Comedian Bio
BioMichael R. Sanchez studied improvisation at the Upright Citizen’s Brigade Theater in New York City. Later, while living in Seattle, he performed sketch comedy with his good friend and co-writer Brandon Ivey.

Nowadays Michael splits his time between Chicago and San Francisco where he performs his off-kilter stand-up at venues like Zanies, The Lakeshore Theater, The Edge Comedy Club and The Lincoln Lodge.

He is a co-founder of the groundbreaking Comedians You Should Know Show and, in addition to writing and directing a number of award-winning comedic shorts, is currently in post-producton on his first feature film The Return of Great Guy.
WebsiteYou're looking at it!
InfluencesAndy Kaufman, Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, Jerry Lewis, Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant

    Michael R. Sanchez's Interests
Generalwriting, bombing, quitting day jobs

     Michael R. Sanchez's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:New Jersey, NJ
Body type:5' 6" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Religion:Mormon
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Occupation:Filmmaker/writer/comedian/hack
Income:Less than $30,000

   Michael R. Sanchez's Networking
Film - Direction - Director
Don't make me hurt you.


   Upcoming Gigs
Nov 7 2009 7:00P
The Gallery Cabaret Chicago IL
Nov 15 2009 8:00P
Comix New York NY
Nov 17 2009 10:00P
The Northeast Kingdom Brooklyn NY
Nov 18 2009 11:00P
UCB Theater New York NY
Nov 19 2009 7:30P
Ochi’s Lounge New York NY
Nov 21 2009 9:00P
Ochi’s Lounge New York NY
Dec 17 2009 8:00P
The Early Weekend Show Chicago IL
Feb 12 2010 8:00P
The Comedy Club On State Madison WI
Feb 13 2010 8:00P
The Comedy Club On State Madison WI

Michael R. Sanchez's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

On being a fat, black lady.  (view more)

GIGGLES - THE WORST COMEDY CLUB IN SEATTLE!!!  (view more)

On Photography  (view more)

I THINK MY GIRLFRIEND IS CRAZIER THAN ME.  (view more)

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   Michael R. Sanchez's Blurbs
About me:




1. I go onstage knowing I will bomb. Then if I don't, I am pleasantly surprised.

2. I love pizza. There is no better combination of cheese and crust and sauce.

3. I always say YES to everything because I love to see what will go wrong.

4. I do not speak Spanish. Sorry, mom and dad.

5. I have a foot fetish. Is that too personal?

6. I believe in God. There has to be someone to complain to in Heaven.

7. If we meet you will probably like me. I'm not joking.

8. I do not believe in cars. They just don't seem possible to me.

9. No joke, my favorite color is pink.

10. If I were a TV show I'd be Welcome Back Kotter, but just the credits.

Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone, please.

   Michael R. Sanchez's Friend Space (Top 8)
Michael R. Sanchez has 95 friends.
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Michael R. Sanchez's Friends Comments
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Josh Orr

Josh Orr



Apr 6 2009 9:25 PM

DISREGARD THE TITLE OF THIS YOUTUBE CLIP and sincerely enjoy.

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Mar 25 2009 5:49 AM

Matt Wayne

Matt Wayne



Nov 11 2008 4:22 AM

i miss you sanchez
cloudsasha

cloudsasha



Nov 11 2008 3:13 AM

hang out
hang out
hang out
hang out
hang out
hang out
hang out
hang out
hang out

...soon????
Beth Stelling

Beth Stelling



Sep 16 2008 5:26 PM

Thanks for doing the show Saturday. It was nice to see you. Oh- I've been playing Be Still My Beating at CBA. See you this week probably.
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Aug 10 2008 7:22 PM

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Aug 9 2008 8:34 AM

You coming September 5th?
Ryan Budds

Ryan Budds



Jun 19 2008 2:47 PM

hey man how are shows going? i havent seen you in a while.
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May 29 2008 7:25 PM

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May 16 2008 12:49 PM

Look for my tits at: Tonight!
Co-Prosperity Sphere
3219-21 South Morgan Street
Chicago Illinois, 60608

Gimme Baby Robots
7pm until 10pm bring money for cheap art.
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May 11 2008 6:58 AM

Zach Galifianakis' Second Absolut Vodka Ad featuring Tim & Eric
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May 11 2008 6:57 AM

Zach Galifianakis' Absolut Vodka ad featuring Tim & Eric
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May 7 2008 9:42 PM

The boy I met, UN-met me.
Beth Stelling

Beth Stelling



Apr 30 2008 1:29 AM

I did a show in Morris,IL Sat. and Dave Odd asked if I wanted to listen to Michael Sanchez. I thought, "Hmm?" And then he played your album in the car, which was not comedy- it was sweet, sweet music. And I LOVED it. I would like to purchase it, please.
Melissa

Melissa



Apr 22 2008 3:23 AM

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Apr 9 2008 8:41 PM

I met a boy.
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Mar 10 2008 2:40 PM

Melissa

Melissa



Mar 6 2008 1:43 AM

mikie, your videos made my heart smile.
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Mar 4 2008 10:48 PM


When one's mentors makes things like this... is it any wonder how we turn out? Somewhere between Pee Wee's playhouse and Lassie re-runs was shat the child Sara. On the day that my kindergarten teacher asked us what we wanted to be... I said "I WANNA BE AN OLD MAN!" I think that was on a post-it in the music cage.
the doozer

Suzanne Bryson



Feb 26 2008 8:56 PM

michael will attempt to hurt you while making a film. reading your description under your networking section reminded me of the scene in stories of thieves and gamblers where you, as the creepy middle aged man, and vinnie were tussling on the lawn and you, for reasons still unknown, instructed him to, "put your head down in your..." that, and the emotional scars inflicted upon me when i saw you open your front door with a comb-over and a pillow in your shirt.
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Feb 20 2008 10:58 AM

matt

matt



Feb 20 2008 9:05 AM

Hooray for homage!
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Feb 13 2008 4:25 AM

Remember the music cage? You had a million post-its hanging in there ... you stored a bunch of sara-isms. I miss your face.
Dean Carlson

Dean Carlson



Feb 12 2008 1:10 AM

When is The Way It Is playing next?
Mike Wiley

Mike Wiley



Sep 6 2007 11:53 PM

Not to sound gay or anything but the song at the begining of 'The Dog' is one of the prettiest songs I've heard in a while.
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